which irl will happen if you try to choke someone to death

like yeah you might kill him but he miiht take out both your eyes

if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it

that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye

and he screamed like a bitch

and let go and threatend toflex it

so he just ran away

and I had eye goo

on my thumb

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/16/fbi-white-felon-bought-gun-for-dylan-roof-style-attack.html

I thought you were into choking

everyone in this chat has a future

and this is it

don vito head

@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.

But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs

hahahahaha

"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syYsxVUQeV4

does he have bed bug bites on his neck

Fuck man I forgot about this

I knew ken sounded familiar

Thanks

hahahahaha the krav maga video

upset all the israeli buttboys

I'm not racist my kid is black

wife's son*

ftfy

Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.

it'll happen for you some day man

i met my gf at arby's

she was working there

latter phase what now

she was the cheese administrator

@vry_o They have the meats ya know.

this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out

yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"

she squirted my bun

i waited for her to come out after work

my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me

i showed her my magic the gathering deck