@Stürm MMA ain't shit. My sensei Ken says that grappling is useless.

rofl grappling is bullshit

actually shotokan karate has tecniques that just end a fight

that aren't allowed in mma

kick them in the side of hte knee

to break ligaments

grab them and punch them in the face repeatedly

Sensei gave me the nickname dominator because my name is Dom and I'm the best at sparring in the dojo.

mma also doesn't allow upkicks

and gouges/bites

which irl will happen if you try to choke someone to death

like yeah you might kill him but he miiht take out both your eyes

if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it

that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye

and he screamed like a bitch

and let go and threatend toflex it

so he just ran away

and I had eye goo

on my thumb

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/16/fbi-white-felon-bought-gun-for-dylan-roof-style-attack.html

I thought you were into choking

everyone in this chat has a future

and this is it

don vito head

@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.

But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs

hahahahaha

"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syYsxVUQeV4

does he have bed bug bites on his neck

Fuck man I forgot about this

I knew ken sounded familiar

Thanks

hahahahaha the krav maga video

upset all the israeli buttboys

I'm not racist my kid is black

wife's son*

ftfy

Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.

it'll happen for you some day man

i met my gf at arby's