don vito head

@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.

But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs

hahahahaha

"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syYsxVUQeV4

does he have bed bug bites on his neck

Fuck man I forgot about this

I knew ken sounded familiar

Thanks

hahahahaha the krav maga video

upset all the israeli buttboys

I'm not racist my kid is black

wife's son*

ftfy

Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.

it'll happen for you some day man

i met my gf at arby's

she was working there

latter phase what now

she was the cheese administrator

@vry_o They have the meats ya know.

this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out

yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"

she squirted my bun

i waited for her to come out after work

my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me

i showed her my magic the gathering deck

pulled out all the stops dude

i had to make her mine

just then a NIGGER came out of nowhere and tried to rob us

luckily i had my walther p22 on my side

wow I thought women didn't like magic

hes joking

and now I believe you

no im not fuck you

Maybe I'll bring some of my Warhammer 40k figurines

YES OMG

if it's one thing young women love it's intricate fantasy stuff like that

I painted one set of Grey Knight Terminators and one set of Imperial Fists tactical marines

Did you take them on the date