Message from @Somi

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2018-03-19 01:05:00 UTC  

The real reason they had a gun buy-back: to keep guns out of the hands of emus. It didn't work.

2018-03-19 03:46:55 UTC  

There's something a bit surreal about having seen the events that spurred the creation of this video in-person, and knowing most of the parties involved via their content. lol

2018-03-19 03:47:34 UTC  

I actually watch Randomercams stuff, or at least used to, and followed the HoneyBadgers a little bit here-and-there.

2018-03-19 08:58:20 UTC  

Somi, Thank you for this. I'd Forgotten about the Great Emu War.

2018-03-19 10:29:40 UTC  
2018-03-19 10:45:22 UTC  

I aim to please

2018-03-19 12:28:40 UTC  

wait, thats it! Emus won against an enemy with machine guns, right? Well lets use Emus to guard our schools! Its not a gun so the idiots are happy (even better, its not even human!), and they know how to win against people using guns so they are better than most police officers! its perfect! and they would only cost the price of food!

2018-03-19 12:40:58 UTC  

Why not use a stick then?

2018-03-19 12:41:17 UTC  
2018-03-19 12:51:44 UTC  

Unless you burn the stick.

2018-03-19 12:58:10 UTC  

@Dr.Wol too costly because of environmentalists complaining about deforestation.

2018-03-19 13:30:50 UTC  

nah, you just need 1 stick per school, so like 1 tree worth for all of america

If you burn it it just becomes millions of stick atoms

stick win everytime

2018-03-19 14:03:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/425293276321677312/Hc5O6iI.png

2018-03-19 15:34:54 UTC  

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2018-03-19 15:48:23 UTC  

lmao

2018-03-19 15:59:31 UTC  

No

2018-03-19 15:59:35 UTC  

Continue

2018-03-19 15:59:42 UTC  

All of the people in Canada, I BEG of you

2018-03-19 15:59:45 UTC  

I IMPLORE YOU

2018-03-19 15:59:49 UTC  

Continue

2018-03-19 16:04:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/425323616440287232/image.jpg

2018-03-19 16:30:56 UTC  

Meanwhile California is electing undocumented people to office.

2018-03-19 16:31:57 UTC  

Wonder if that means they will pay her less?

2018-03-19 16:31:57 UTC  

so that means the spot is technically still vacant, cuz "no one" is occupying it? 🤔

2018-03-19 16:33:03 UTC  

Wait, that's it! They couldn't find anyone legal here willing to work at the price they have because they have no money left, so they needed to go down to the local Walmart and find a day labor for cheap

2018-03-19 16:34:04 UTC  

could explain why the democratic party is broke

2018-03-19 16:34:10 UTC  

no money to embezzle

2018-03-19 16:35:21 UTC  

They certainly are magic. All those taxes, that high cost of living, yet all that money vanishes.

2018-03-19 16:35:43 UTC  

Maybe it's all the illegals sending it back home.

2018-03-19 16:37:05 UTC  

that, and illegals just not paying taxes, meaning the entire tax pot shrinks

2018-03-19 16:38:27 UTC  

maybe thats the solution 🤔

All the libertarians who think taxes are theft become undocumented

just as we give these illegals citizenship

2018-03-19 16:42:37 UTC  

i have a friend who believes taxation is theft. he just doesn't pay taxes. He lives in cali and so far, seems like they are content to just yell at him that he owes 10k in taxes and thats it

2018-03-19 18:37:08 UTC  

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2018-03-19 18:46:29 UTC  

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

2018-03-19 18:46:32 UTC  

<:checksout:327223824091185152>

2018-03-19 19:58:29 UTC  
2018-03-19 20:06:24 UTC  

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