Huehuehue he write wrong is funni

fuck orange cheeto 45!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

DRUMPF is FINISHED how can he EVER recover after this SCATHING REVALATION

DRUMPS SO DONE, HE WILL GET IMPEACHED FOR SURE NOW

The "He's gonna be impeached any day now" crowd are gonna have some serious complications from those blue balls

says the increasingly nervous group for the 463th time of this presidency

Many of them are either too young or willfully not remembering that Bill Clinton got impeached for lying under oath, not for sleeping with Monica

The bar for impeachment is really high and legally pretty specific. It doesn't just mean, "Hurr durr, I don't like you." or "You're rude, loud, annoying, and tweet too much"

That was an onion headline: Trump will be impeached anyday now, says increasingly nervous man for the 37th time this year

God Emperor Trump will never not be president and he will Keep America Great Exclamation Point

Only the 37th?

Blue balls <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962> <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

Someone didn’t know the onion was satire and used it as a demonstration for right wing fake news at a college not to far from my own.

Fred Phelps cited the onion once.

When they reported the gays recruited gays.

beautiful

like, i can see someone occasionally not checking a lesser-known parody site

but the fucking onion

Well it was cases like those that illuminated the fact onion was a parody thing.

SOMETHING had to make it famous

I had to explain to the mom of one of my Japanese friends that the onion wasn't real when they posted a headline like, "Japan granted US statehood before Puerto Rico"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

lmao japan being a state would be hilarious

that poor young girl ;_;

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The poor budding baby

Anyone remember the Onion movie ?

Shrek?

👉 😉 👉

the entire shrek movie on beatsaber?

That onion segment was hillarious.

I wish we can trade California for japan

And new York for south korea

And Florida for literally anyone else

just sink florida into the ocean, it's already halfway there

and would geographical locations change too or would we just have big seperate countries where the states used to be

Florida man would still exist though. And I would rather not anger him

I think we should trade Florida for New Zealand

aren't they a bit censor-happy down there? or was that just aus

Nz unis are rather cucked

So they are geting there