Message from @Scribblehatch
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That was an onion headline: Trump will be impeached anyday now, says increasingly nervous man for the 37th time this year
God Emperor Trump will never not be president and he will Keep America Great Exclamation Point
Only the 37th?
Blue balls <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962> <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>
Someone didn’t know the onion was satire and used it as a demonstration for right wing fake news at a college not to far from my own.
Fred Phelps cited the onion once.
When they reported the gays recruited gays.
beautiful
like, i can see someone occasionally not checking a lesser-known parody site
but the fucking onion
Well it was cases like those that illuminated the fact onion was a parody thing.
SOMETHING had to make it famous
I had to explain to the mom of one of my Japanese friends that the onion wasn't real when they posted a headline like, "Japan granted US statehood before Puerto Rico"
lmao japan being a state would be hilarious
that poor young girl ;_;
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
The poor budding baby
Anyone remember the Onion movie ?
Shrek?
the entire shrek movie on beatsaber?
That onion segment was hillarious.
I wish we can trade California for japan
And new York for south korea
And Florida for literally anyone else
just sink florida into the ocean, it's already halfway there
and would geographical locations change too or would we just have big seperate countries where the states used to be
Florida man would still exist though. And I would rather not anger him
I think we should trade Florida for New Zealand
aren't they a bit censor-happy down there? or was that just aus
Nz unis are rather cucked
So they are geting there
👉👌
oy vey , keep it pg13 v
Florida man is a gem
Yea, smokins prett gay
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You could have dicks in all your holes and it still wouldn't be as gay as smoking