Message from @GingaBomber

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2018-08-12 00:56:41 UTC  

I had to explain to the mom of one of my Japanese friends that the onion wasn't real when they posted a headline like, "Japan granted US statehood before Puerto Rico"

2018-08-12 00:57:38 UTC  

lmao japan being a state would be hilarious

2018-08-12 00:57:50 UTC  

that poor young girl ;_;

2018-08-12 00:58:28 UTC  

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

2018-08-12 00:58:31 UTC  

The poor budding baby

2018-08-12 01:07:48 UTC  

Anyone remember the Onion movie ?

2018-08-12 01:34:15 UTC  

Shrek?

2018-08-12 01:34:31 UTC  

👉 😉 👉

2018-08-12 01:36:14 UTC  

the entire shrek movie on beatsaber?

2018-08-12 04:25:55 UTC  

That onion segment was hillarious.

2018-08-12 07:03:58 UTC  

I wish we can trade California for japan

2018-08-12 07:04:13 UTC  

And new York for south korea

2018-08-12 07:04:33 UTC  

And Florida for literally anyone else

2018-08-12 07:08:01 UTC  

just sink florida into the ocean, it's already halfway there

2018-08-12 07:08:46 UTC  

and would geographical locations change too or would we just have big seperate countries where the states used to be

2018-08-12 07:14:54 UTC  

Florida man would still exist though. And I would rather not anger him

2018-08-12 07:15:48 UTC  

I think we should trade Florida for New Zealand

2018-08-12 07:22:25 UTC  

aren't they a bit censor-happy down there? or was that just aus

2018-08-12 13:33:49 UTC  

Nz unis are rather cucked

2018-08-12 13:33:54 UTC  

So they are geting there

2018-08-12 14:17:46 UTC  

👉👌

2018-08-12 16:57:54 UTC  

oy vey , keep it pg13 v

2018-08-12 19:16:47 UTC  

Florida man is a gem

2018-08-13 11:22:32 UTC  

Yea, smokins prett gay

2018-08-13 11:32:11 UTC  

🚬

2018-08-13 11:32:50 UTC  

You could have dicks in all your holes and it still wouldn't be as gay as smoking

2018-08-13 11:33:22 UTC  

🚭

2018-08-13 11:33:57 UTC  

😡

2018-08-13 11:34:12 UTC  

That's why they are called fags

2018-08-13 11:34:16 UTC  

🏳️‍🌈 🚬

2018-08-13 11:59:34 UTC  

OMG those onion skits ar efuckign quality

2018-08-13 11:59:37 UTC  

100%

2018-08-13 11:59:43 UTC  

lol didnt even know they did skits hahaha

2018-08-13 18:19:46 UTC  

Their spinoff site Click Hole's youtube is some quality shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORv34CSYv0

2018-08-13 20:02:37 UTC  

I don't know what you're talking about. ClickHole is a quality source according to the Washington Post

2018-08-13 20:06:37 UTC  

Naturally, the fake news WP wants to use real journalism to legitimize itself

2018-08-13 20:06:42 UTC  

They're about equal in reliability