Poeple who ask others to take care of their kids

Why are you people resuming the conversaiton! I want many dollar bills! AND I WANT EM NOW

My grandfather gave me a pocket knife for my 6th birthday. I cut myself. Then I stopped cutting myself.

I burned the hair on my left index finger knuckle.

He'd probably be arrested for doing that today.

From using gasoline on a firepit

gib me dats

I figured I was using small enough amounts of gasoline that no such thing could happen.

I was mistaken.

ouch

This is how I learned just how potent gasoline is, and how much preferable lighter fluid is.

It didn't hurt.

The hair of that single knuckle was merely *goneski*

And I was like 'Whoa, it's goneski' end quote

yeah thats not fun

lol the only thing i really learned form hurting myself

was to make sure teh pile of leaves is dry before riding your bike into it

XD

ow my balls

thanks styx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Makes me smile every time

He has an antfarm.

The rest of us can't understand.

Except me. And I want your fat stacks of cash. Gimme.

BTW the thing about kids is that while you can explain the basics, your body is biologically geared to shift towards rearing your offspring

Would be cat ladies stopped loving their cats when they had their own children

XD man i know some people my age that need that shit bad

And you're probably not going to hit that mindset without going through it in the same way that you don't get puberty or being an adult until it happens

i wonder if having toxoplasmosis changes that

There's only so much you can empathize with, due to the limits of your experience

like i cringe so hard seeing people call their pets babies

It's not like a person cannot love a single thing until they have a kid

No, but you don't love it in the same way

"Okay what if this were happening... TO YOUR DREAMCAST VMU WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHAO ON IT?!"

"WHAT!! DON'T EVEN **JOKE ABOUT THAT**"

You wouldnt lift a car for your VMU

"What if this were happening to RACHEL LEIGH COOKE?"

"STOP. NO MORE."

Like women go through a panic response that lets them get away with anime tier bullshit when their kids are in danger