This is how I learned just how potent gasoline is, and how much preferable lighter fluid is.

It didn't hurt.

The hair of that single knuckle was merely *goneski*

And I was like 'Whoa, it's goneski' end quote

yeah thats not fun

lol the only thing i really learned form hurting myself

was to make sure teh pile of leaves is dry before riding your bike into it

XD

ow my balls

thanks styx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Makes me smile every time

He has an antfarm.

The rest of us can't understand.

Except me. And I want your fat stacks of cash. Gimme.

BTW the thing about kids is that while you can explain the basics, your body is biologically geared to shift towards rearing your offspring

Would be cat ladies stopped loving their cats when they had their own children

XD man i know some people my age that need that shit bad

And you're probably not going to hit that mindset without going through it in the same way that you don't get puberty or being an adult until it happens

i wonder if having toxoplasmosis changes that

There's only so much you can empathize with, due to the limits of your experience

like i cringe so hard seeing people call their pets babies

It's not like a person cannot love a single thing until they have a kid

No, but you don't love it in the same way

"Okay what if this were happening... TO YOUR DREAMCAST VMU WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHAO ON IT?!"

"WHAT!! DON'T EVEN **JOKE ABOUT THAT**"

You wouldnt lift a car for your VMU

"What if this were happening to RACHEL LEIGH COOKE?"

"STOP. NO MORE."

Like women go through a panic response that lets them get away with anime tier bullshit when their kids are in danger

It's fucking nuts

Or as Bill Burr puts it

"Things worthy of a suplex."

You may love your cat, but your body has not evolved for thousands of years to preserve cats

And therefore they're allowed to abort arguments about policy that affects both them and you.

"Stop BOTHERING ME! I gotta replace your guns with NERF GUNS! Out of my way, you... SCALYWAG."

No, but the core statement is true

"Stop bothering me! I'm recutting my old films so there are no guns, just walkie talkies! I am Spielberg!!!"

Which is that you're probably not going to 100% get their response unless your body's automated response is "fucking nuke everything that will endanger my offspring"

It just annoys me that Owen Benjamin thinks the acceptable way to ending an argument is saying "I want you to die, okay?! We can't risk it. Sorry!!"