Message from @Beemann

Discord ID: 474218920715354143


2018-08-01 14:06:11 UTC  

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2018-08-01 14:08:02 UTC  

Makes me smile every time

2018-08-01 14:08:50 UTC  

He has an antfarm.

2018-08-01 14:08:54 UTC  

The rest of us can't understand.

2018-08-01 14:09:02 UTC  

Except me. And I want your fat stacks of cash. Gimme.

2018-08-01 14:12:22 UTC  

BTW the thing about kids is that while you can explain the basics, your body is biologically geared to shift towards rearing your offspring

2018-08-01 14:12:35 UTC  

Would be cat ladies stopped loving their cats when they had their own children

2018-08-01 14:13:04 UTC  

XD man i know some people my age that need that shit bad

2018-08-01 14:13:08 UTC  

And you're probably not going to hit that mindset without going through it in the same way that you don't get puberty or being an adult until it happens

2018-08-01 14:13:46 UTC  

i wonder if having toxoplasmosis changes that

2018-08-01 14:13:54 UTC  

There's only so much you can empathize with, due to the limits of your experience

2018-08-01 14:14:28 UTC  

like i cringe so hard seeing people call their pets babies

2018-08-01 14:15:05 UTC  

It's not like a person cannot love a single thing until they have a kid

2018-08-01 14:15:19 UTC  

No, but you don't love it in the same way

2018-08-01 14:15:21 UTC  

"Okay what if this were happening... TO YOUR DREAMCAST VMU WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHAO ON IT?!"

2018-08-01 14:15:27 UTC  

"WHAT!! DON'T EVEN **JOKE ABOUT THAT**"

2018-08-01 14:15:40 UTC  

You wouldnt lift a car for your VMU

2018-08-01 14:16:01 UTC  

"What if this were happening to RACHEL LEIGH COOKE?"

2018-08-01 14:16:04 UTC  

"STOP. NO MORE."

2018-08-01 14:16:41 UTC  

Like women go through a panic response that lets them get away with anime tier bullshit when their kids are in danger

2018-08-01 14:16:45 UTC  

It's fucking nuts

2018-08-01 14:16:51 UTC  

Or as Bill Burr puts it

2018-08-01 14:16:55 UTC  

"Things worthy of a suplex."

2018-08-01 14:17:54 UTC  

You may love your cat, but your body has not evolved for thousands of years to preserve cats

2018-08-01 14:19:07 UTC  

And therefore they're allowed to abort arguments about policy that affects both them and you.

2018-08-01 14:19:23 UTC  

"Stop BOTHERING ME! I gotta replace your guns with NERF GUNS! Out of my way, you... SCALYWAG."

2018-08-01 14:20:00 UTC  

No, but the core statement is true

2018-08-01 14:20:07 UTC  

"Stop bothering me! I'm recutting my old films so there are no guns, just walkie talkies! I am Spielberg!!!"

2018-08-01 14:20:52 UTC  

Which is that you're probably not going to 100% get their response unless your body's automated response is "fucking nuke everything that will endanger my offspring"

2018-08-01 14:22:17 UTC  

It just annoys me that Owen Benjamin thinks the acceptable way to ending an argument is saying "I want you to die, okay?! We can't risk it. Sorry!!"

2018-08-01 14:22:23 UTC  

I used to like him.

2018-08-01 14:29:14 UTC  

XD "not an argument"

2018-08-01 14:29:34 UTC  

@Scribblehatch thats a shitty thing to say

2018-08-01 14:29:42 UTC  

After an argument

2018-08-01 14:34:10 UTC  

@Scribblehatch agree with you

2018-08-01 14:37:30 UTC  

lol teh research

2018-08-01 14:38:15 UTC  

so many sources lol

2018-08-01 14:39:42 UTC  

love how one of the comments from a year ago says "wow only 2k subs???" and now the dudes got like 40k

2018-08-01 14:41:50 UTC  

so far seems very quality, gonan check this dudes channel out after this lol