Message from @JULZIFICATOR

Discord ID: 474213399488626698


2018-08-01 13:49:46 UTC  

The issue is they see "unability to discuss opposing viewpoints" as a virtue

2018-08-01 13:49:49 UTC  

It requires less personal responsibility to force others to kid-proof the world than for you to world-proof your kids. Personal responsibility is scary stuff.

2018-08-01 13:49:49 UTC  

Now give me fat stacks of cash.

2018-08-01 13:49:54 UTC  

I have an antfarm.

2018-08-01 13:49:58 UTC  

If you had ants you'd understand.

2018-08-01 13:50:00 UTC  

Gimme gimme.

2018-08-01 13:50:13 UTC  

Poeple who ask others to take care of their kids

2018-08-01 13:50:37 UTC  

Why are you people resuming the conversaiton! I want many dollar bills! AND I WANT EM NOW

2018-08-01 13:50:46 UTC  

My grandfather gave me a pocket knife for my 6th birthday. I cut myself. Then I stopped cutting myself.

2018-08-01 13:51:06 UTC  

I burned the hair on my left index finger knuckle.

2018-08-01 13:51:11 UTC  

He'd probably be arrested for doing that today.

2018-08-01 13:51:11 UTC  

From using gasoline on a firepit

2018-08-01 13:51:12 UTC  

gib me dats

2018-08-01 13:51:33 UTC  

I figured I was using small enough amounts of gasoline that no such thing could happen.

2018-08-01 13:51:34 UTC  

I was mistaken.

2018-08-01 13:51:45 UTC  

ouch

2018-08-01 13:51:46 UTC  

This is how I learned just how potent gasoline is, and how much preferable lighter fluid is.

2018-08-01 13:51:49 UTC  

It didn't hurt.

2018-08-01 13:51:59 UTC  

The hair of that single knuckle was merely *goneski*

2018-08-01 13:52:14 UTC  

And I was like 'Whoa, it's goneski' end quote

2018-08-01 13:54:44 UTC  

yeah thats not fun

2018-08-01 13:55:04 UTC  

lol the only thing i really learned form hurting myself

2018-08-01 13:55:22 UTC  

was to make sure teh pile of leaves is dry before riding your bike into it

2018-08-01 13:55:27 UTC  

XD

2018-08-01 13:55:30 UTC  

ow my balls

2018-08-01 13:55:38 UTC  

thanks styx

2018-08-01 14:06:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/474216279243227156/image.jpg

2018-08-01 14:08:02 UTC  

Makes me smile every time

2018-08-01 14:08:50 UTC  

He has an antfarm.

2018-08-01 14:08:54 UTC  

The rest of us can't understand.

2018-08-01 14:09:02 UTC  

Except me. And I want your fat stacks of cash. Gimme.

2018-08-01 14:12:22 UTC  

BTW the thing about kids is that while you can explain the basics, your body is biologically geared to shift towards rearing your offspring

2018-08-01 14:12:35 UTC  

Would be cat ladies stopped loving their cats when they had their own children

2018-08-01 14:13:04 UTC  

XD man i know some people my age that need that shit bad

2018-08-01 14:13:08 UTC  

And you're probably not going to hit that mindset without going through it in the same way that you don't get puberty or being an adult until it happens

2018-08-01 14:13:46 UTC  

i wonder if having toxoplasmosis changes that

2018-08-01 14:13:54 UTC  

There's only so much you can empathize with, due to the limits of your experience

2018-08-01 14:14:28 UTC  

like i cringe so hard seeing people call their pets babies

2018-08-01 14:15:05 UTC  

It's not like a person cannot love a single thing until they have a kid

2018-08-01 14:15:19 UTC  

No, but you don't love it in the same way