... Great. Fantastic.

(??????)

XD lol yeah ???

you'll understand once you have kids, why they say that 😉

People pretending there are things that can't be explained.

Everything can be explained, you're just too dumb to explain!

I will actually LISTEN. I'm patient enough to.

But the person pontificating doesn't care to put forth any effort.

People are too lazy to make that effort

They just want the people to see how virtuous they are

Guys, I have an antfarm.

The issue is they see "unability to discuss opposing viewpoints" as a virtue

It requires less personal responsibility to force others to kid-proof the world than for you to world-proof your kids. Personal responsibility is scary stuff.

Now give me fat stacks of cash.

I have an antfarm.

If you had ants you'd understand.

Gimme gimme.

Poeple who ask others to take care of their kids

Why are you people resuming the conversaiton! I want many dollar bills! AND I WANT EM NOW

My grandfather gave me a pocket knife for my 6th birthday. I cut myself. Then I stopped cutting myself.

I burned the hair on my left index finger knuckle.

He'd probably be arrested for doing that today.

From using gasoline on a firepit

gib me dats

I figured I was using small enough amounts of gasoline that no such thing could happen.

I was mistaken.

ouch

This is how I learned just how potent gasoline is, and how much preferable lighter fluid is.

It didn't hurt.

The hair of that single knuckle was merely *goneski*

And I was like 'Whoa, it's goneski' end quote

yeah thats not fun

lol the only thing i really learned form hurting myself

was to make sure teh pile of leaves is dry before riding your bike into it

XD

ow my balls

thanks styx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Makes me smile every time

He has an antfarm.