Message from @Auto-Elf

Discord ID: 527486674016534548


2018-12-26 13:54:19 UTC  

Ever seen Santa jack off in a chimney?

2018-12-26 13:54:29 UTC  

You mean daddy?

2018-12-26 13:54:33 UTC  

I'm studying laser processing for new year's eve

2018-12-26 13:54:45 UTC  

Yeah, daddy was there too

2018-12-26 13:55:13 UTC  

Wild night planned

2018-12-26 13:55:22 UTC  

Sounds like a riot

2018-12-26 13:55:33 UTC  

I'm so ready for this to be over tbh

2018-12-26 13:55:35 UTC  

I'm sleeping this NYE so I can wake up and catch a plane early the next morning

2018-12-26 13:55:42 UTC  

The exam cycle has ruined me

2018-12-26 13:56:35 UTC  

Seems like what you read on a note when they find you

2018-12-26 13:59:49 UTC  

What's that

2018-12-26 14:00:10 UTC  

Why am I waiting atom

2018-12-26 14:00:27 UTC  
2018-12-26 14:00:59 UTC  

This is a little bit rapey

2018-12-26 14:01:17 UTC  

Stay away from me rotundo

2018-12-26 14:02:16 UTC  

That's fair

2018-12-26 14:03:11 UTC  

Boys, whats the last working day of this minth

2018-12-26 14:03:24 UTC  

What's a minth

2018-12-26 14:03:28 UTC  

31st?

2018-12-26 14:03:29 UTC  

Month

2018-12-26 14:03:43 UTC  

27-28

2018-12-26 14:03:48 UTC  

Trying to figure out when i get paid

2018-12-26 14:04:29 UTC  

Seeing as the cunts wont pay before xmas

2018-12-26 14:04:52 UTC  

If its benefits, you'll get paid on 31st

2018-12-26 14:05:03 UTC  

Its employment

2018-12-26 14:05:22 UTC  

Ye ever drop a poop and wonder if it's bigger than the Vatican?

2018-12-26 14:06:07 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas You ever see a priest and wonder if it's the biggest in the Vatican?

2018-12-26 14:06:24 UTC  

Then he shows you bc u're 8 and you guessed right

2018-12-26 14:07:04 UTC  

I was on the toilet for 15 mins today

2018-12-26 14:07:16 UTC  

just thought you should know

2018-12-26 14:07:20 UTC  

@Leeroy Pf, amateur

2018-12-26 14:07:42 UTC  

A real gentleman stays in there all day

2018-12-26 14:07:45 UTC  

oh shit

2018-12-26 14:07:55 UTC  

nice server name

2018-12-26 14:08:31 UTC  

"gentleman"
What are you from 2010
Do you put "le" in front of shit to make it a meme?

2018-12-26 14:08:37 UTC  

Merry Christmas to me

2018-12-26 14:08:42 UTC  

this is what I woke up to this morning

2018-12-26 14:08:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527487932685352970/unknown.png

2018-12-26 14:08:58 UTC  

Man, Facebook loves you

2018-12-26 14:08:59 UTC  

oof

2018-12-26 14:09:09 UTC  

what you do man?