Message from @Auto-Elf

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2018-12-26 13:32:42 UTC  

It's like someone showing up to a party with a bottle of aftershock or a 6 pack of four loco\Mikes Hard

2018-12-26 13:32:45 UTC  

Just trash

2018-12-26 13:32:49 UTC  

lol

2018-12-26 13:33:01 UTC  

Went to pub had a couple and came back for a bit of food jesus why does everyone feel the need to eat and drink to excess. Like eating more than you want ain't pleasant

2018-12-26 13:33:06 UTC  

that feeling when you take a dump after a lovely bottle of red wine the night before and it's so dark you're scared to imagine the state of your internals

2018-12-26 13:33:11 UTC  

Aftershock should come with Bail money insurance

2018-12-26 13:33:14 UTC  

Same with Jaeger

2018-12-26 13:33:28 UTC  

Oh no

2018-12-26 13:34:01 UTC  

@AstroTorch funny you should mention that, was watching a thing about buffet restaurants in the UK while I was fat drunk and bloated

2018-12-26 13:34:12 UTC  

johnny vegas was doing the narration, pretty interesting tbh

2018-12-26 13:34:41 UTC  

The heat has been broken in my office for like 3 weeks

2018-12-26 13:34:45 UTC  

I'm ready to riot

2018-12-26 13:35:06 UTC  

Just show up looking like that kid from Christmas story

2018-12-26 13:35:16 UTC  

I'ts ffxing 7c in here

2018-12-26 13:35:19 UTC  

I can see my breath

2018-12-26 13:35:23 UTC  

@SerendipitŸ *Someone said riot?!*

2018-12-26 13:35:29 UTC  

"I cant move my arms"

2018-12-26 13:35:45 UTC  

Yeah I'm about ready

2018-12-26 13:35:53 UTC  

I'm sick of working in a winter coat

2018-12-26 13:36:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527479736763547668/JPEG_20181226_133606.jpg

2018-12-26 13:36:13 UTC  

1151 Whities, about the right amount

2018-12-26 13:36:39 UTC  

We're all whities on the inside.

2018-12-26 13:36:50 UTC  

nice and toasty here @SerendipitŸ

2018-12-26 13:36:50 UTC  

No

2018-12-26 13:36:58 UTC  

@Nerd How much cum have you drank

2018-12-26 13:37:04 UTC  

I've got a space heater, It will be warming up soon

2018-12-26 13:37:14 UTC  

Oh fuck

2018-12-26 13:37:23 UTC  

We have green whiteys

2018-12-26 13:37:23 UTC  

Whitey is a state of being not a role

2018-12-26 13:37:33 UTC  

Lorne

2018-12-26 13:37:36 UTC  

Ninja

2018-12-26 13:37:55 UTC  

Me brown whitey

2018-12-26 13:38:00 UTC  

isnt green just puke white anyway lol

2018-12-26 13:38:06 UTC  

Me inside your toilet

2018-12-26 13:38:09 UTC  

Heck we have purple whiteys

2018-12-26 13:38:10 UTC  

Me tbh

2018-12-26 13:38:17 UTC  

haha

2018-12-26 13:38:21 UTC  

nah you aint

2018-12-26 13:38:22 UTC  

Me gonna snatch dat snatch when you ain't looking

2018-12-26 13:38:42 UTC  

can you just not @Auto-Elf

2018-12-26 13:38:50 UTC  

k...