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Double the image length, double the stupid
@Durtle02 wtf man
that is horrific
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@Durtle02 C++ is the superior language
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Ban him!
kek
K
not using vim , not using solarized theme , DISGUSTANG
The vim virgin vs the emacs chad.
*chad
shad
I honest can't believe how much I fight against the autocorrect.
autocorrect = spawn of satan
not having pentadactyl addon to use vim in browser , heresy
I typed that on my phone, had to undo autocorrect on emacs 3 times. Also, cursor navigation on a phone, fuck this.
not having an umpc , whatrudoing
I don't live in front of my PC.
Anyway, C++ is indeed the superior language.
depends
on what u r working
I can't wait for Apple, Google, Mozilla, etc, to start changing their languages to appease the neo-Marxists that took over those companies.
C the means of production?
Ruby on the gulag rails
There was a joke GitHub project a few years ago, to make Java (I think) more feminist.
Changing keywords to be less assertive, and thus less masculine.
yeah
I think it was C+=?
`if`/`else` sounds like a threat, etc.
what the fuck is a "assertive" keyword
`do`/`while`.
Also, the whole nomenclature for things like methods.
`setName`, it's giving an order.
```java
do{
makeSandwich();
}while(is.Women() == TRUE);
```
`void womain()` to be an alternative entry point.
are you a touch only pleb
```
No class hierarchy or other stigmata of OOP (objectification-oriented programming). In fact, as an intersectional acknowledgement of Class Struggle our language will have no classes at all.
```
How the fuck is this C++ then?
It's a joke.
```
private == privileged
printf(); == yell();
class Foo{}; == social_construct Foo{};
#include == #consider
break; == leave;
if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()
sin(x) == biotruth(x)
div == unite
'y's are strictly prohibited when naming variables; only 'x's are allowed
```
๐คฃ
I might be mixing this C+= with another one. But anyway, I think it will stop being a joke soon enough.
```
All functions and procedures are now called lobbying, because actually doing things functionally and with clear-defined procedures is a Patriarchal construct and thus problematic.
All lobbying must be run at the right level of privilege. Before returning anything they must check their privilege.
If any other lobbying is more disadvantaged than this it will win the Privilege Check and return its own value instead. This stops heterosexist and cis-gendered lobbyings from dominating the discourse.
Should there be any exceptions from running the program, C+= will throw a Trigger Warning.
```
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"Wahmen aren't coding because the languages oppress them."
tbh I wouldn't mind having exceptions be called trigger warnings
```The traditional binary foundation of 1s and 0s is deeply problematic: 1 is inherently phallic and thus misogynistic. Also, some 1s are 0s, and some 0s are 1s. It is not fair to give them immutable labels. Instead, we have 0s and Os as our fundamental binary logic gates. They symbolise/-ize the varying, natural, and beautiful differences of the female vaginal opening.
0 is to take the conventional value of 0.
O is 50% of the time 0, and 50% of the time 1. The determination of this depends on how the underlying logic feels at the moment.```
@Durtle02 can you pin the C+= link?
Are these all quotes frome the site???
yep
yes
oh
This has to be a troll ๐
not repost
sorry
pin you said
@Durtle02 def a troll
It is a joke. From back when people could make jokes about it.
There's no way they're that smart ๐
^
>wahmen
>code
only one of these is true
A = Wahmen
B = Code
A โ B
Damn, I missed programming meme hour
And this thing just sprung up on /r/ProgrammerHumor
https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant
oh god
I lol'd
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
Oyvey
Thanks for me making me need to go back into chemo
Just when the cancer went into recession
It's gotta be a Troll
99% sure it is, but still
makes me need spinal surgery from all the cringing
Wtf
It's how we operate my dude
Does she not know who someblackguy is?
Probably not, or she's trolling
yes 'she' does
I thought you guys were Skeptics?
Always doubt a Woman picture on the internet
There are no girls on the internet until you see the tits
And even then, sometimes you can't be sure from that.
Kek
wat
@franti is that an actual quote ?
no
I mean I'd have believed it if you said it was
she does look like she'd say that
^
JBP is the kinda guy to call someone a Lobster
NOT
Close enough though - she said something like "so what you're saying is we shoud live like lobsters"
how do Lobsters live?
you didn't watch the interview?
I think it's a three watcher
I have no idea what that means
you gotta watch it over and over again
okay, well, if you watch it, you'll see what the lobster thing means, it's essentially about living in a hierarchy
How we share similar DNA to them and how they live in similar groups or summin'
do Lobsters live in a hierarchy?
or is it like a Meritocracy like Aligators?
OR is it like Silver back Gorillas?
The real question is if we need to toss lobsters out of helicopters or not.
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<:think_woke:378717098681171988>
Sargon's Bizarre Adventure
Vee would be Dio
...I just got the stupidest idea now and wish I knew how to do video editing
what's this stupid idea?
Vee for Vendetta
oh my god
I like the stando
I would go as far as possible with it if I knew how to edit
Like, V would stab someone, leave the dagger, and I'd edit a wallet into his hand as he turns away from them
I'm just gonna have to figure out what to use for editing and try to like, learn it over tomorrow
sweden is a meme
<:swedenistan:382988769298481152>
wait, again?!
swedish kids learning about islam
only thing that comes up
take it for what it is worth
october 2017
could be fake news by RT
Not the best two sources
yeah confirmed in swedish media, I can link if you want
please do
So it Sweden a meme now?
A dead meme?
A raped meme
Holy shit, when will the Swedes actually stand up to this shit?
in the same town (malmo), in 2016 the police confiscated 190 cars, in 2017 they confiscated 1371 cars
Why did only RT report this?
I linked express as well, they didn't source from RT according to the article
I know i just mean as far as "big" news agency
Something something the truth will increase racial tensions something something.
@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ your country is lost
F
"Minister of Loneliness" my god, UK
so I go to see what one of my local newspapers (that I never aggregate or read) has to say on the tag "malmo", and these are the stories listed under that tag - ignore the lacking images and font sizes etc, that's my browser settings blocking everything
the only person you have to prove to in life is yourself
Rule Britannia no more
essentially, the middle stories there and the bottom right one are three separate stories that go
"1 man shot and killed in malmo"
"2 men shot in malmo"
"3 people shot at party in sweden"
and the red one is police checking on an apparently aggravated rape
and, ye, I scroll down, and there's immediately 2 more "1 man shot and killed" and "16 year old Ahmed shot and killed"
apparently the same police station was fired upon around 24th of july 2016
What's wrong with having a Minister for Loneliness?
I quite like the idea
the hell happened here?
dont ask
about the meme, I mean - sweden happened here
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
Wtf is party parrots
But why
Why snake on yellow background?
JUST A MEME
Just joined a new cult today
again?
wtf is that
degeneracy
Strayan shitposters
<:nice_meme:382980749520797707>
technically speaking, C.
though it does get paradoxical in that if that's the right answer, then you do have a 25% chance.
...why am I doing math over a meme.
If two of the answers are the exact same, and would be evaluated the exact same, then you can consider there to only be 3 answers, making it a 33% chance you're correct on a random guess. However, since 33% isn't an answer, it's a 0% chance. Which, given that that is an option of the four, gives you a 25% chance, thus either of A or D are correct. You could loop it again to that thus meaning it's 33%, but it's a trick question and the only correct answer is to say 0% because at that point none of them are right.
This was goood bait m8
yeah, it triggered my math heavy education and made me think about it too hard.
For your heavy maths
that one doesn't quite work as paradoxical bait, just normal piss off bait
...what's sad is I actually know how to do stuff like that
it just takes a while to sit down and do it
Well
...The issue with that one is there's no equation combining...is it pie and cake? There's no equation that says the total price of both items.
So there's no one correct answer, it can be pretty much anywhere between two numbers.
If it were one cola instead of 2 in the second equation, it'd be $17.70. But because there's two of them, it's anywhere between (also including) $17.70 and $21.95.
No
17.70 would not be the min
What would be, then?
Are you implying that the cola was a 2 for 1 deal?
No, I'm implying that in the minimum, cola is just free.
That would be the only way 17.70 is min
In the maximum, apples are free.
I'm getting 17.70 from cola being 0, thus we can just freely drop the 2 colas from the end equation, and we can verify that, if cola equals nothing, cake must equal 11.
And since 1 apple + 1 pie equals 6.70, we get 17.70 since the end equation 1 cake, 1 pie, and 1 apple.
Sheeeeit i trolled myself ๐คฆ
As for the maximum, apples are free. Therefore, a single cola is 4.25, and cake is 6.75. Pie is 6.70.
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