kek

@Durtle02 my Eclipse skills are better than yours

K

not using vim , not using solarized theme , DISGUSTANG

The vim virgin vs the emacs chad.

*chad

shad

I honest can't believe how much I fight against the autocorrect.

autocorrect = spawn of satan

not having pentadactyl addon to use vim in browser , heresy

I typed that on my phone, had to undo autocorrect on emacs 3 times. Also, cursor navigation on a phone, fuck this.

not having an umpc , whatrudoing

I don't live in front of my PC.

Anyway, C++ is indeed the superior language.

depends

on what u r working

I can't wait for Apple, Google, Mozilla, etc, to start changing their languages to appease the neo-Marxists that took over those companies.

C the means of production?

Ruby on the gulag rails

There was a joke GitHub project a few years ago, to make Java (I think) more feminist.

Changing keywords to be less assertive, and thus less masculine.

yeah

I think it was C+=?

https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

`if`/`else` sounds like a threat, etc.

what the fuck is a "assertive" keyword

`do`/`while`.

Also, the whole nomenclature for things like methods.

`setName`, it's giving an order.

```java
do{
makeSandwich();
}while(is.Women() == TRUE);
```

`void womain()` to be an alternative entry point.

are you a touch only pleb

```
No class hierarchy or other stigmata of OOP (objectification-oriented programming). In fact, as an intersectional acknowledgement of Class Struggle our language will have no classes at all.
```
How the fuck is this C++ then?

It's a joke.

```
private == privileged
printf(); == yell();
class Foo{}; == social_construct Foo{};
#include == #consider
break; == leave;
if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()
sin(x) == biotruth(x)
div == unite
'y's are strictly prohibited when naming variables; only 'x's are allowed
```
🤣

I might be mixing this C+= with another one. But anyway, I think it will stop being a joke soon enough.