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2018-03-22 03:32:45 UTC

I know.

2018-03-22 03:32:47 UTC

I know.

2018-03-22 03:32:47 UTC

What in the fuck

2018-03-22 03:33:02 UTC

It's like someone saw that $100 pistol and went "I can do worse than that"

2018-03-22 03:33:05 UTC

A hot pink gun looks better

2018-03-22 03:33:21 UTC

Just make the gun shaped like a dildo then. Replace the trigger with balls. Squeeze the balls, bullet comes out.

2018-03-22 03:34:51 UTC

Might lead to an increase in suicides among leftists though

2018-03-22 03:35:22 UTC

All guns do

2018-03-22 03:35:43 UTC

Guns are a leftists kryptonite

2018-03-22 03:52:58 UTC

haha yes, liberals/leftists hate guns and government that's very small. they do not like those things! what they like is sex, yes, they enjoy penis and this is funny because spot the hypocrisy? small government, yet small benis. see that in the sky ? it's dave rubin spinning like attack helicopter, which is how he identifies

2018-03-22 03:53:17 UTC

( the key to this is that dave rubin is really a human but he says he's an attack helicopter, he says that )

2018-03-22 03:57:55 UTC

just penned some ideas on how we take back jokes from the comedy marxists, here's one i came up with :

liberal: austin bombing is what happened

conservative: what if the bomber is female but with a penis?

liberal: bombing is good

2018-03-22 04:02:23 UTC

My point was that the weapons pictured above were gay.

2018-03-22 07:37:13 UTC

Damo is a bit of a weird one.

2018-03-22 07:37:14 UTC

Anyway,

2018-03-22 07:37:34 UTC

`Nurses and midwives around the country must now adhere to a new code of conduct with a section specifically dedicated to โ€œcultureโ€ and which details white Australiansโ€™ inherent privilege โ€œin relation to Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islandersโ€.

The new code, which came into effect in March, has been labelled โ€œeye-wateringโ€, โ€œcultural madnessโ€ and โ€œunacceptableโ€. A peak body representing nurses in Queensland is even calling for the chairman of the Nursing and Midwifery Board of Australia to be sacked over it.`

2018-03-22 07:37:45 UTC

At least there's some pushback on it

finally.

2018-03-22 10:36:00 UTC

>He had previously been convicted of assaulting a woman in Greece, but was released from prison early.

2018-03-22 10:36:23 UTC

>Hussein K., who confessed to the crime, came to Germany in 2015 where he registered an Afghan minor. However, the homicide investigation has turned up a number of irregularities โ€“ it turned out that Hussein was born in Iran, not Afghanistan, and that he could be as old as 32.

2018-03-22 10:36:52 UTC

>Hussein had been convicted of assaulting a woman on the Greek island of Corfu in 2013. He had been given a 10-year jail term, but was released just a year later due to overcrowded prisons.

2018-03-22 10:37:15 UTC

So that's how Greece takes revenge on the EU, huh?

2018-03-22 10:37:32 UTC

What will happen when German prisons get overcrowded?

2018-03-22 12:31:45 UTC

There's a dark joke about "the government not being able to do anything right" in here somewhere

2018-03-22 13:18:04 UTC

wtf

2018-03-22 17:23:35 UTC

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2018-03-23 01:40:43 UTC

https://instagram.com/p/BgpaOJOhjsL/ Well this is horse shit. This is why we NEED an internet bill of rights.

2018-03-23 02:05:41 UTC

Doesn't have to be internet-specific.

2018-03-23 02:07:12 UTC

Just make the companies ineligible for federal money and tax breaks if they don't subject themselves to the same standards as the government.

2018-03-23 02:10:45 UTC

Trump said something like that, right? That was one of the rare cases where he got it right, by accident perhaps. If universities want to stop conservatives from speaking on campus, maybe they the federal government should cut all funding.

2018-03-23 02:14:10 UTC

the dept of education should be abolished
and universities should not recieve fed funds

2018-03-23 02:15:08 UTC

If I were Trump I would send in the US military to protect conservativesโ€™ rights to free speech on all campuses nationwide, and to prevent anyone from interrupting any speaking or public events held by conservatives anywhere whether it would be on campuses or somewhere else. If the US military and police have to shoot to kill rioters dressed in black and carrying Antifa flags and emblems in public, whether theyโ€™re armed or not, I would have them do it.

2018-03-23 02:16:12 UTC

the NAtional Guard to protect Benji and Milo speeches? THAT would be hilarious

2018-03-23 02:16:32 UTC

Kent State x1000

2018-03-23 02:16:42 UTC

kill those damned commies

2018-03-23 02:17:06 UTC

I wouldn't do it like that. Maybe like this: if the city/state claims to be unable to provide security for a speaker, deploy the military to provide security, declare a state of emergency, and open an investigation on the city/state over failing to provide public security.

2018-03-23 02:17:10 UTC

I would also force Silicon Valley to stop their censorship or else they have to pay 90% tax rates on everything they do until accounts on Facebook, twitter, and every social media site that were suspended for wrong think reopened.

2018-03-23 02:18:24 UTC

Because seriously, something as mundane as a speech, if the local government can't handle it, maybe they're stealing the money they should be using for security? Or maybe they're inciting the violence, making them actually terrorists.

2018-03-23 02:20:28 UTC

Well, we could launch an investigation for the lack of action taken in Berkeley to prevent the battles of Berkeley, and if the mayorโ€™s administration is found guilty, have the mayor hanged by the rope and his administration will be arrested for being complicit. And weโ€™ll burn BAMNโ€™s HQ to the ground, assassinate all their leaders including Yvette Felarca, and kill or capture any of their members.

2018-03-23 02:20:54 UTC

All of that as a bonus.

2018-03-23 02:21:46 UTC

..

2018-03-23 02:22:24 UTC

Your suggestion seems to lack a bit of... due process... and proportional punishment.

2018-03-23 02:23:33 UTC

BAMN is a damn terrorist group, who cares what happens to them? They deserve to be wiped off our nationโ€™s soil, including the entire ANTIFA movement.

2018-03-23 02:24:04 UTC

I'm just saying we didn't exhaust all other options yet.

2018-03-23 02:24:31 UTC

Which is sad for the UK, because I legitimately think they don't have other options.

2018-03-23 02:26:03 UTC

I mean, not the shooting, they don't have guns even.

2018-03-23 02:26:17 UTC

But they might have to start risking violence now.

2018-03-23 02:27:52 UTC

Yeah well, I donโ€™t have much options for this ANTIFA movement. We should also put a lot of these โ€œwokeโ€ liberals on watch-lists. Since a lot of them demand to have all of our rights infringed upon, especially our 1st and 2nd amendment rights.

2018-03-23 06:13:54 UTC

Obesity is worse than smoking

2018-03-23 06:14:25 UTC

also, any form of attempt to cure obesity will be faced with a gigantic lobby

2018-03-23 06:39:49 UTC

Big is beautiful!
Healthy at any size!

2018-03-23 06:45:03 UTC

Diabetes is a social construct.

2018-03-23 10:31:52 UTC

07:14] Intellectual MMA fighter: also, any form of attempt to cure obesity will be faced with a gigantic lobby

2018-03-23 10:31:59 UTC

this reminds me of that one headline

2018-03-23 10:32:09 UTC

about how an obesitologist addressed the public at large.

I refused to go to Iraq cus it was a bullshit war. I asked to go to Rwanda. Bill Clinton in his book said Rwanda was his biggest mistake

It wasn't sticking a cigar in an interns pussy

2018-03-23 11:15:39 UTC

>A prosecutor says the gunman claims to be in the Islamic State group.

2018-03-23 11:16:01 UTC

#CulturalEnrichment

2018-03-23 11:16:34 UTC

How well is that strategy of having the military deployed through the entire country working for them?

2018-03-23 11:19:26 UTC

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2018-03-23 11:21:51 UTC

Maybe they'll replace the population with enough ISIS members, there won't be anyone left for the terrorists to kill.

2018-03-23 11:23:12 UTC

>The policeman was shot in the town of Carcassonne, while a gunman fired shots during a hostage-taking Friday morning at a supermarket in the town of Trebes 15 minutes' drive away.

2018-03-23 11:24:10 UTC

>At that moment there were only a few gendarmes (military police) around but now there are between 200 to 300.

2018-03-23 11:25:30 UTC

>According to reports the policeman who was shot was part of a group of unarmed CRS police based in Marseille who were jogging at the time they were targetted by a gunman. It is believed the gunman initially tried to run them over in a vehicle before opening fire.

2018-03-23 11:25:35 UTC

It's like they learned nothing.

I love Southern France

2018-03-23 11:27:21 UTC

haha just some casual socially accepted racism towards whites

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/426703496893693952/unknown.png

look at those names

2018-03-23 11:28:26 UTC

It's all Greek to me.

and I used to speak Greek

2018-03-23 11:30:58 UTC

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

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2018-03-23 11:31:04 UTC

>Two people have been killed in the attack. That includes the butcher in the supermarket, the mayor has said.

2018-03-23 11:31:45 UTC

>The gunman is now alone with one policeman inside the supermarket, and all other hostages have been freed, according to the mayor of Trebes.

he was serving pork in France totally HARAM

2018-03-23 11:32:04 UTC

So he killed two random people... for ISIS?

2018-03-23 11:32:08 UTC

He wasn't a halal certified butcher. This is deserved.

2018-03-23 11:32:19 UTC

It's insensitive to Muslims.

2018-03-23 11:32:56 UTC

No, the magic word is "offensive".

mate a guy walked into a crowd of kids at a concert and blew himself up

all bets are off

2018-03-23 11:33:04 UTC

Grossly offensive even.

2018-03-23 11:33:43 UTC

>Interior Minister spokesman Frederic Delanouvelle told The Associated Press that there is one suspect and police are trying to subdue him.

just shoot him in the ass

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