Message from @Reaps

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2018-03-22 03:32:01 UTC  

You got a picture of it?

2018-03-22 03:32:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/426221602636562432/Cheetah.png

2018-03-22 03:32:42 UTC  

....

2018-03-22 03:32:45 UTC  

I know.

2018-03-22 03:32:47 UTC  

I know.

2018-03-22 03:32:47 UTC  

What in the fuck

2018-03-22 03:33:02 UTC  

It's like someone saw that $100 pistol and went "I can do worse than that"

2018-03-22 03:33:05 UTC  

A hot pink gun looks better

2018-03-22 03:33:21 UTC  

Just make the gun shaped like a dildo then. Replace the trigger with balls. Squeeze the balls, bullet comes out.

2018-03-22 03:34:51 UTC  

Might lead to an increase in suicides among leftists though

2018-03-22 03:35:22 UTC  

All guns do

2018-03-22 03:35:43 UTC  

Guns are a leftists kryptonite

2018-03-22 03:52:58 UTC  

haha yes, liberals/leftists hate guns and government that's very small. they do not like those things! what they like is sex, yes, they enjoy penis and this is funny because spot the hypocrisy? small government, yet small benis. see that in the sky ? it's dave rubin spinning like attack helicopter, which is how he identifies

2018-03-22 03:53:17 UTC  

( the key to this is that dave rubin is really a human but he says he's an attack helicopter, he says that )

2018-03-22 03:57:55 UTC  

just penned some ideas on how we take back jokes from the comedy marxists, here's one i came up with :

liberal: austin bombing is what happened

conservative: what if the bomber is female but with a penis?

liberal: bombing is good

2018-03-22 04:02:23 UTC  

My point was that the weapons pictured above were gay.

2018-03-22 07:37:13 UTC  

Damo is a bit of a weird one.

2018-03-22 07:37:14 UTC  

Anyway,

2018-03-22 07:37:34 UTC  

`Nurses and midwives around the country must now adhere to a new code of conduct with a section specifically dedicated to “culture” and which details white Australians’ inherent privilege “in relation to Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islanders”.

The new code, which came into effect in March, has been labelled “eye-watering”, “cultural madness” and “unacceptable”. A peak body representing nurses in Queensland is even calling for the chairman of the Nursing and Midwifery Board of Australia to be sacked over it.`

2018-03-22 07:37:45 UTC  

At least there's some pushback on it

finally.

2018-03-22 10:36:00 UTC  

>He had previously been convicted of assaulting a woman in Greece, but was released from prison early.

2018-03-22 10:36:23 UTC  

>Hussein K., who confessed to the crime, came to Germany in 2015 where he registered an Afghan minor. However, the homicide investigation has turned up a number of irregularities – it turned out that Hussein was born in Iran, not Afghanistan, and that he could be as old as 32.

2018-03-22 10:36:52 UTC  

>Hussein had been convicted of assaulting a woman on the Greek island of Corfu in 2013. He had been given a 10-year jail term, but was released just a year later due to overcrowded prisons.

2018-03-22 10:37:15 UTC  

So that's how Greece takes revenge on the EU, huh?

2018-03-22 10:37:32 UTC  

What will happen when German prisons get overcrowded?

2018-03-22 12:31:45 UTC  

There's a dark joke about "the government not being able to do anything right" in here somewhere

2018-03-22 13:18:04 UTC  

wtf

2018-03-22 17:23:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/426430758664536064/29511115_10156117737891163_4329921203031153624_n.png

2018-03-23 01:40:43 UTC  

https://instagram.com/p/BgpaOJOhjsL/ Well this is horse shit. This is why we NEED an internet bill of rights.

2018-03-23 02:05:41 UTC  

Doesn't have to be internet-specific.

2018-03-23 02:07:12 UTC  

Just make the companies ineligible for federal money and tax breaks if they don't subject themselves to the same standards as the government.

2018-03-23 02:10:45 UTC  

Trump said something like that, right? That was one of the rare cases where he got it right, by accident perhaps. If universities want to stop conservatives from speaking on campus, maybe they the federal government should cut all funding.