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2018-10-06 03:55:20 UTC

buT i wAs aIMinG foR yOur PhoNe

2018-10-06 04:31:12 UTC

@Reaps i was aiming for your face

2018-10-06 06:23:02 UTC

**Crabb90#9084** was cleansed from the server.

When it's between Football Club they celebrate it

2018-10-06 08:01:35 UTC

was geht @Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ <:GWvertiPeepoSalute:405951690034905089>

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2018-10-06 08:02:08 UTC

<:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

I don't do teenage youtube Dramas

ask someone younger ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-10-06 08:02:40 UTC

its not exactly my gig either

I wish I did $2M not demonetised weeew

2018-10-06 08:03:12 UTC

you can do it man

I have teenaged God Children

2018-10-06 08:03:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498042647601217546/stronkpepe.png

I reckon I'm out of the loop

2018-10-06 08:03:58 UTC

You can be a famous youtube millionare with as many godchildren as you like

2018-10-06 08:04:26 UTC

tweens are not the only demographic

2018-10-06 08:04:54 UTC

you gotta get up in that 18-45 key demo

2018-10-06 08:05:18 UTC

you'd make a funny youtuber

2018-10-06 08:05:28 UTC

becoz u sound like Winston Churchill

my voice or the shit I say?

2018-10-06 08:06:04 UTC

your voice

2018-10-06 08:06:44 UTC

just make sure you put subtitles so us yanks can make out a word of it ๐Ÿ˜„

Churchill was also a Classical Liberal

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2018-10-06 08:07:22 UTC

he was a cool guy IMO

2018-10-06 08:08:24 UTC

jesus i just choked on coffee and sprayed it all over my desk

2018-10-06 08:09:30 UTC

had to wipe my monitor down

2018-10-06 08:10:26 UTC

as you can see i'm working very hard

2018-10-06 08:14:25 UTC

owned

2018-10-06 08:17:09 UTC

i can admit it when i fall short of excellence

2018-10-06 08:17:29 UTC

and i have coffee in my lungs now

2018-10-06 08:17:58 UTC

You aint supposed to have it there

2018-10-06 08:18:08 UTC

it evolved to hold air

2018-10-06 08:18:10 UTC

not liquids

2018-10-06 08:18:15 UTC

You let me worry about where to put coffee

2018-10-06 08:18:27 UTC

Im just saying its a waste of coffee

2018-10-06 08:18:54 UTC

We're not in the middle of a coffee shortage

2018-10-06 08:19:18 UTC

Dont waste coffee!

2018-10-06 08:19:22 UTC

Think bout the children in africa

2018-10-06 08:19:35 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-10-06 08:20:06 UTC

I'm gonna dump this out and get a fresh cup
--it's slightly cooled

2018-10-06 08:21:03 UTC

Ah

2018-10-06 08:21:06 UTC

well that can be forgiven

2018-10-06 08:21:23 UTC

no wonder my body rejected it

2018-10-06 08:21:30 UTC

True True

I'm thinking I got a face for Radio I should be on a Podcast

also I don't have big tits

also I'd be able to still be Broo

When you show your face you become Carl from Swindon

2018-10-06 08:52:45 UTC

"a face for radio" ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-10-06 08:53:22 UTC

I could probly only stand to be on camera if I weren't also the person editing it.

2018-10-06 08:53:46 UTC

you can just be a cartoon avatar

2018-10-06 08:54:10 UTC

Sargon didnt use to show his face either

2018-10-06 09:02:31 UTC

U Wot m8 ?

2018-10-06 09:02:58 UTC

Can someone give me a link to the infamouse : "U fukin wot m8 " video ?

Meme battle today, open up your MS Paints

2018-10-06 09:57:30 UTC

I have to shop for electrical engineering supplies

2018-10-06 10:01:51 UTC

however, i am on emoji duty if needed

2018-10-06 10:05:31 UTC

emoji duty?

2018-10-06 10:11:47 UTC

<:shap:497652686603288576>

2018-10-06 10:13:59 UTC

is the woif feeling better?

2018-10-06 10:14:41 UTC

I think so

2018-10-06 10:14:48 UTC

she went in to work today

2018-10-06 10:14:51 UTC

I've got the boy

2018-10-06 10:16:27 UTC

๐Ÿš ๐Ÿ”จ ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ‘ถ

2018-10-06 10:16:40 UTC

back to work on the house again too i'm sure

2018-10-06 10:18:38 UTC

is the turtboy big enough for RC cars yet?

2018-10-06 10:22:16 UTC

Why have Britain's Leavers not changed their minds?

Gee I don't know...

"press freedom has its limits"
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/06/juncker-criticises-british-media-and-urges-limits-to-press-freedom

2018-10-06 10:26:01 UTC

lol @M4Gunner he's got a ride-in McLaren P1 RC car

2018-10-06 10:26:41 UTC

oh right

2018-10-06 10:26:51 UTC

my retention is rather poor this week

Hardly an ankle breaker tho

2018-10-06 10:28:21 UTC

in fact

2018-10-06 10:28:46 UTC

YOURE GOIN TOO FAST BOY

2018-10-06 10:29:05 UTC

nibba got a better car than his dad

2018-10-06 10:29:21 UTC

that's adorable, he looks nervous

2018-10-06 10:29:23 UTC

cost more than my first real car

2018-10-06 10:29:33 UTC

that was last xmans

2018-10-06 10:29:39 UTC

so not even a year old

2018-10-06 10:30:01 UTC

i have never known what these things cost

2018-10-06 10:30:37 UTC

it was around ยฃ150 I think

2018-10-06 10:30:48 UTC

father in law bought it

2018-10-06 10:31:06 UTC

what was your first car?

2018-10-06 10:32:15 UTC

drop a new engine in it

2018-10-06 10:32:53 UTC

i was going to say a Continental radial

2018-10-06 10:35:39 UTC

Nissan Micra lol

2018-10-06 10:36:21 UTC

our neighbours moved to Scotland and didn't want to a) fuck about trying to sell it and b) drive two cars to Scotland

2018-10-06 10:36:26 UTC

so they just gave it to me

2018-10-06 10:36:49 UTC

i hope to luck out like that someday

2018-10-06 10:37:00 UTC

it was a super garbage car

2018-10-06 10:37:18 UTC

everyone called it "shedney"

2018-10-06 10:37:34 UTC

i'm not sure what that means

2018-10-06 10:38:26 UTC

oh

2018-10-06 10:38:32 UTC

it doesn't link to the specific ref

2018-10-06 10:38:34 UTC

fucking gay

2018-10-06 10:39:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498081828318609409/Screenshot_20181006-113858_Chrome.jpg

2018-10-06 10:42:11 UTC

P reg Micra which is like

2018-10-06 10:42:16 UTC

1996 I think

2018-10-06 10:43:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498082752776634378/Nissan_Micra_K11_front.jpg

2018-10-06 10:50:54 UTC

good enough for a freebie

2018-10-06 10:51:51 UTC

I can get a chink shit android device that fits straight into my dashboard of my new car for like ยฃ160 lol

Got my missus one of those ^ she loved it dearly

2018-10-06 10:54:40 UTC

that way I can watch anime while I drive ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-10-06 10:55:32 UTC

exactly

2018-10-06 10:56:55 UTC

on board satnav would be convenient but I don't think I wanna lay out that kinda money for aliexpress chink shit

Anyone know when this Kavanaugh vote is going to happen?

Ima tryin' to Google it

2018-10-06 11:53:44 UTC

sunday?

2018-10-06 12:00:02 UTC

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2018-10-06 12:28:13 UTC

g a y y

2018-10-06 13:42:40 UTC

boys. I have a situation with a politically correct friend of mine

2018-10-06 13:44:01 UTC

dude wanted me to delete a joke of mine comparing his hand spasms on a insta video cause he thought i mocked people with parkinsons

Just say this to him:

2018-10-06 13:46:11 UTC

comparing his hand spasms to what?

2018-10-06 13:46:24 UTC

if you want the best Parkinson jokes get one with Parkinson to tell them

2018-10-06 13:46:35 UTC

Barry Allan phasing through something?

2018-10-06 13:51:54 UTC

fuck me I thought there would be more GIFs of this

2018-10-06 13:52:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498130378444505118/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f.gif

2018-10-06 13:54:55 UTC

SMH

2018-10-06 14:06:27 UTC

all the woman's loves his finger play

2018-10-06 14:12:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498135555528458261/Xc4wX90.jpg

2018-10-06 14:15:14 UTC

When I see freshers wearing yoga pants riding up both cracks I start to think that perhaps public modesty laws aren't such a bad idea

2018-10-06 14:18:01 UTC

^

2018-10-06 14:19:13 UTC

there was a thot I saw the other day wearing leggings so tight when she bent forwards they were basically see through like bitch pls

2018-10-06 14:19:40 UTC

I'm going about my day I don't need to see your asshole

2018-10-06 14:20:31 UTC

did work with a thot that always did use yoga pants 2 sizes to small. it did not hide anything

2018-10-06 14:28:42 UTC

It's no exaggeration to say that it's a public safety issue. Potentially serious distraction for car drivers

2018-10-06 14:41:15 UTC

Lmao

2018-10-06 14:42:08 UTC

**blackgirl#1517** was cleansed from the server.

bah Kav vote isn't for another 6 hours

2018-10-06 14:44:41 UTC

oof

2018-10-06 14:45:05 UTC

i guess i'll be back later

2018-10-06 15:07:41 UTC

hey guys

2018-10-06 15:07:45 UTC

caption this

2018-10-06 15:07:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498149377655832577/hmlspst6qjo11.png

2018-10-06 15:13:15 UTC

no, fuck off

2018-10-06 15:15:13 UTC

pizza time

2018-10-06 15:30:45 UTC

fuck off britbong

2018-10-06 15:31:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498155225048416257/Screen_Shot_2018-09-19_at_1.png

2018-10-06 15:31:08 UTC

Doomer

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2018-10-06 15:32:03 UTC

brits suck tits

2018-10-06 15:32:08 UTC

yes

If you don't, u r <:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-10-06 15:33:34 UTC

u suck b i g peepee

2018-10-06 15:53:00 UTC

this video is great

2018-10-06 15:54:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498161150303797258/20181006_165234.jpg

2018-10-06 15:54:40 UTC

that time of year again

2018-10-06 15:54:51 UTC

Halloween beer

2018-10-06 15:59:05 UTC

4.4%?

2018-10-06 15:59:13 UTC

Why so weak?

2018-10-06 15:59:23 UTC

that's not bad for a themed beer

2018-10-06 16:01:44 UTC

their "every day" beers tend to be stronger

2018-10-06 16:01:50 UTC

Really? Usually the more unique beers have higher ABVs

2018-10-06 16:02:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/498163040215105538/20180929_192554.jpg

2018-10-06 16:02:08 UTC

I'm assuming that's a beer in the states

2018-10-06 16:02:10 UTC

this isn't unique just seasonal

2018-10-06 16:02:14 UTC

UK

2018-10-06 16:02:20 UTC

oh

2018-10-06 16:02:25 UTC

yeah that is a bit odd then

2018-10-06 16:02:35 UTC

Iago was the hero, change my mind

2018-10-06 16:02:45 UTC

6.6 is more acceptable

2018-10-06 16:02:57 UTC

do you have any skull splitter?

2018-10-06 16:04:00 UTC

you gotta remember, EU ruins all fun things

2018-10-06 16:04:09 UTC

high abv alcohol is turbo taxed

2018-10-06 16:05:23 UTC

for cider I think the max before turbotax is 7.5%

2018-10-06 16:05:25 UTC

idk for beer

2018-10-06 16:12:35 UTC

Excuse me, what the fuck?

2018-10-06 16:13:46 UTC

You have a progressive tax rate *on alcohol??*

2018-10-06 16:14:43 UTC

Shit, I don't know why Brexit didn't happen a decade earlier

I thought that was your fridge at first glance

2018-10-06 16:15:37 UTC

Throw all your alcohol into the channel and declare Independence

2018-10-06 16:15:59 UTC

only the french wine

2018-10-06 16:16:03 UTC

because fuck the french

2018-10-06 16:16:26 UTC

and anything German, obviously

2018-10-06 16:16:57 UTC

Alright, just throw the stuff that's being imported

2018-10-06 16:21:05 UTC

> my fridge

2018-10-06 16:21:08 UTC

I wish lolo

2018-10-06 16:21:16 UTC

why does everyone think I'm such a heavy drinker

2018-10-06 16:21:17 UTC

go truly independent and start make your own beer like the olden times

2018-10-06 16:21:18 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-10-06 16:36:02 UTC

TL;DW Ditch virgin empathy for chad sympathy.

Empathy sort of assumes that you can put your feet in their shoes and you know better

Compassion is indeed much better

2018-10-06 16:37:00 UTC

I wish Discord didn't cut off the titl...

2018-10-06 16:37:49 UTC

Empathy is an example of a natural human mechanism that ought to be overcome, as opposed to those natural mechanisms which ought to be harnessed.

2018-10-06 16:38:26 UTC

Maybe we should stop teaching our young women to seek it out

2018-10-06 16:39:43 UTC

"I'm trying to help"
*"I don't want you to help!! I want you to mimic my exaggerated emotional response!!!"* <:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2018-10-06 16:47:54 UTC

Lol

2018-10-06 16:48:08 UTC

I don't even think Brett is that conservative

2018-10-06 16:49:22 UTC

Barret ftw

2018-10-06 16:54:27 UTC

She'll replace Ginsburg

Old bat has got to keel over first

2018-10-06 16:57:46 UTC

That article was a dumpster fire. XD

2018-10-06 16:58:21 UTC

Dermpster fure!!

2018-10-06 16:58:33 UTC

Dermpter fuar!

2018-10-06 16:58:37 UTC

XD

2018-10-06 17:11:53 UTC

**DRRMPSTR FRR**

2018-10-06 17:11:56 UTC

xd

2018-10-06 17:13:41 UTC

DRMster fier!

2018-10-06 17:14:11 UTC

dรผmpster fรผhrer

2018-10-06 17:20:01 UTC

ouch

2018-10-06 17:33:06 UTC

@@franti He's not wrong

2018-10-06 17:42:41 UTC

anyone watching the senate stream? what the hell are these people on about

2018-10-06 17:43:47 UTC

Soon gonna become the biggest white house ralph contributor

2018-10-06 17:46:48 UTC

Mazie Hirono really rubs me the wrong way

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