Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 498167873878097941


2018-10-06 16:02:25 UTC  

yeah that is a bit odd then

2018-10-06 16:02:35 UTC  

Iago was the hero, change my mind

2018-10-06 16:02:45 UTC  

6.6 is more acceptable

2018-10-06 16:02:57 UTC  

do you have any skull splitter?

2018-10-06 16:04:00 UTC  

you gotta remember, EU ruins all fun things

2018-10-06 16:04:09 UTC  

high abv alcohol is turbo taxed

2018-10-06 16:05:23 UTC  

for cider I think the max before turbotax is 7.5%

2018-10-06 16:05:25 UTC  

idk for beer

2018-10-06 16:12:35 UTC  

Excuse me, what the fuck?

2018-10-06 16:13:46 UTC  

You have a progressive tax rate *on alcohol??*

2018-10-06 16:14:43 UTC  

Shit, I don't know why Brexit didn't happen a decade earlier

I thought that was your fridge at first glance

2018-10-06 16:15:37 UTC  

Throw all your alcohol into the channel and declare Independence

2018-10-06 16:15:59 UTC  

only the french wine

2018-10-06 16:16:03 UTC  

because fuck the french

2018-10-06 16:16:26 UTC  

and anything German, obviously

2018-10-06 16:16:57 UTC  

Alright, just throw the stuff that's being imported

2018-10-06 16:21:05 UTC  

> my fridge

2018-10-06 16:21:08 UTC  

I wish lolo

2018-10-06 16:21:16 UTC  

why does everyone think I'm such a heavy drinker

2018-10-06 16:21:17 UTC  

go truly independent and start make your own beer like the olden times

2018-10-06 16:21:18 UTC  

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2018-10-06 16:36:02 UTC  

TL;DW Ditch virgin empathy for chad sympathy.

Empathy sort of assumes that you can put your feet in their shoes and you know better

Compassion is indeed much better

2018-10-06 16:37:00 UTC  

I wish Discord didn't cut off the titl...

2018-10-06 16:37:49 UTC  

Empathy is an example of a natural human mechanism that ought to be overcome, as opposed to those natural mechanisms which ought to be harnessed.

2018-10-06 16:38:26 UTC  

Maybe we should stop teaching our young women to seek it out

2018-10-06 16:39:43 UTC  

"I'm trying to help"
*"I don't want you to help!! I want you to mimic my exaggerated emotional response!!!"* <:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2018-10-06 16:47:54 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-06 16:48:08 UTC  

I don't even think Brett is that conservative

2018-10-06 16:49:22 UTC  

Barret ftw

2018-10-06 16:54:27 UTC  

She'll replace Ginsburg

Old bat has got to keel over first

2018-10-06 16:57:46 UTC  

That article was a dumpster fire. XD

2018-10-06 16:58:21 UTC  

Dermpster fure!!