owned

self-owned

i can admit it when i fall short of excellence

and i have coffee in my lungs now

You aint supposed to have it there

it evolved to hold air

not liquids

You let me worry about where to put coffee

Im just saying its a waste of coffee

We're not in the middle of a coffee shortage

Dont waste coffee!

Think bout the children in africa

🤔

I'm gonna dump this out and get a fresh cup
--it's slightly cooled

Ah

well that can be forgiven

no wonder my body rejected it

True True

I'm thinking I got a face for Radio I should be on a Podcast

also I don't have big tits

also I'd be able to still be Broo

When you show your face you become Carl from Swindon

"a face for radio" 🤣

I could probly only stand to be on camera if I weren't also the person editing it.

you can just be a cartoon avatar

Sargon didnt use to show his face either

U Wot m8 ?

Can someone give me a link to the infamouse : "U fukin wot m8 " video ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYxDox7zgIU

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/10/05/im-rubber-youre-glue-sean-spicier-drives-the-left-absolutely-batsht-more-so-than-usual-with-his-kavanaugh-takes/

Meme battle today, open up your MS Paints

I have to shop for electrical engineering supplies

however, i am on emoji duty if needed

emoji duty?

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is the woif feeling better?

I think so

she went in to work today

I've got the boy

🏚 🔨 🤷 🐢 👶