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her name's Dust
yupp
doesn't it look like they chickened out halfway between standard hero spandex and hijabs?
Yeah, all this shit is why I can't do superheroes
her poewr is
as you'd guest
turns into a cloud of dust
and basically is a muslim sandman
Course they scrapped it due to complaints
go figure
she first appeared in 05 it seems
Yea it was a reboot
her originally
and I mean, for a character living in bumfuck nowhere arabia?
yeah, this is fine
it makes sense
Also the spiderman in that one isnt up to date
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
The newest on that team is female iirc
```Born in Afghanistan, Sooraya is attacked by a slave trader attempting to remove her traditional niqฤb; almost instinctively, she lashes out with her powers and flays him alive with her sand-like dust. The X-Men, hearing of the situation, travel to Afghanistan and rescue her, where she is brought to the USA and becomes a student of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. After the actions of the Scarlet Witch (in which millions of mutants lost their powers), Sooraya remains one of the few mutants to keep their powers. She is currently a member of the Young X-Men team.```
Slave trader, in Afghanistan, removing a hijab.
In what fucking universe does that happen?
Earth-616?
if you douse her with water, telekinetically or with wind powers mess with the air her or her dust is in, or turn her sand-dust to glass, it fucks her up
so
In the marvel universe where damn near everyone has a power
earth 616 is a clusterfuck
it's the main continuity
It's oen of those worlds where you8 imagine that if it were reality
the world governments woudl've collapsed long ago
surrendered to the superhuman overlords
and religions would've sprung up about half of them
namely, Sentry
who's a
get this
split personality *demigod* who's scizophenic as *fuck*
so a stray thought while powered up can glass cities
lmao
(((superman intensifies)))
He's like if superman had serious mental instability and the abillity to retroactively insert himself into the timeline
Both dc and marvel have ripped each other off for decades
which is something he did
Snetry is so tough he fought Hulk (at a point where hulk's footsteps were causing earthquakes) to a standstill
it was actually such a battle it glassed half of NYC and made em both pass out and revert to normieform
I feel like all this retconning and new, weirder superheroes is because they made their old school heroes too OP, too early and they have to make their universe logical *somewhat*. Seems like poor planning....
This is why I prefer MCU and one-offs and specific runs
the overall continuity is so hard to maintain
like, the geoff johns green lantern run is self-consistent and a lot of fun
the MCU knows how to balance its powers (so far)
what makes it muddier for marvel than DC is that like
Not really. Its more retcon because the sjwism fucked everything up and now they dont know how to pick up the pieces
nonono
this is an old issue
DC once in a while entirely reboots the universe, 100%
same heroes, clean slate
Marvel never ever does that
DC stuff
https://imgur.com/gallery/OBIe0
https://i.imgur.com/5dLwlZg.jpg
Toooooooooootally not Captain Americain Earth-7
yeah let's not with the alt earths lmao but yes those exist
Yea or adjusts it enough to be new
so somehow The Punisher is still an active fighter in 2018 in earth 616
despite being a nam vet
there's weird inconsistencies like that that nobody thinks about
or stuff like peter parker only being like
30, tops
but having 50+ years worth of stories to him that get referenced sometimes
DC avoids this by, again, nuking the entire multiverse every decade or two, give or take
and soft rebooting when they don't do that
@King Canuck Nah, that I can handle
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nou
It's like South Park, and the kids being consistently in 4th grade. It's just forever 'Current Year'
https://i.imgur.com/MmCvq6n.jpg
Because of course we needed a rule 63 DC universe
lol, i'm stealing some of those
**Omnipotent bones#8503** was cleansed from the server.
greetings
Great Welcomes
There is a brain in there <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>
How interesting is this place?
๐คท๐ฟ
who is at the top of hierarchy?
Elon Musk
i meant on this server
๐
spammers
It's a Meritocracy
so this is sargons server?
Sargon's a boomer. No boomers allowed.
If you think Sargon's scary imagine what's here
Times had been tough for the entire family. Throughout the war, the rations were decreasing ever so much, to the point of one meal a day at most. There were four in the family; formerly 6, until Grandpa and Grandma passed away a year ago. Though those losses were sad, it was perhaps for the best considering the hellscape that the family was now in. However, trying to explain it to the kids, the youngest being 3-year old Johny, was near impossible. They couldn't seem to grasp why they were eating so little and growing so thin.
On one fateful night, however, Johny was extremely hungry. He had chosen to sneak into the kitchen to grab whatever he could. He knew his papa would be mad if he found out, but he no longer was able to care. As he tip-toed into the kitchen, trying his best to cause no disruption, he searched the drawers until he found one of the only morsels of food left in the house: sugar. He had grabbed a handful, but to his dismay and his worst nightmare, he heard footsteps. There was no point in trying to run. He knew he was in trouble.
Papa soon came out of the hallway, exclaiming "Johny, Johny?" The child then responded in as innocent of a manner as his brain could process, "Yes Papa," hoping he had covered his tracks enough by the time Papa had found him. He was able to put away the bowl of sugar in time, however some remained on his tongue, seemingly unable to dissolve. His father sighed, already knowing the truth, but he felt the need to ask anyway. "Eating Sugar?" he said in his calmest voice. It was four-o-clock in the morning, after all. Johny already knew it was too late. He tried to recover as much of his pride as he could, and responded with a firm
"No, Papa." Papa, of course, knew that Johny was lying. He knew that he would have to brand Johny again, as unfortunately that was his only method of getting Johny to stop. "Telling lies?!" Papa exclaimed, whilst trying not to wake the rest of the family. He felt that he could turn this into a teaching moment. Perhaps he could teach Johny to no longer lie. "N-n-no, Papa.." the child muttered. Johny knew the punishment. "Open your mouth," Father exclaimed. Johny did, and tried to laugh to lighten the mood. Papa then said, "Well, Johny. You know I don't like to do this, but it's the only way you'll ever learn. Once times get better, I can promise you that you may have as much sugar as you please." Hesitantly, as he knew he had to, Papa pulled out the branding iron. Sobs came from both sides
Kids... who'd have them eh?
Not wamen.
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Interview with the "journalist" who wrote the paper
we dont like it when you bust the lies and bullshit we are trying to make people belive
I can't help it
was not that paper a big fat lie, as he did just drew lines between anyone that had spoke to each other on twitter and so forth, not considerate what they was speaking about and then painted them all Nazis?
"In your report, you mention that Sargon of Akkad built his following based on his videos about feminism in gaming. Now, he calls himself a โclassical liberalโ and talks about identity politics, the alt-right and is anti-progressive. He criticizes Black Lives Matter, the #MeToo movement and other mainstream topics in progressive politics. How did he move into the alt-right arena?"
he did not move, it was you guys that did move so far left that you soon are hitting Jupiter
alt-right is anyone i dont agree with
it so fluid now it dont mean shit
He alludes that white nationalism and white supremacy are identity politics for white people. That is a false equivalency in and of itself.
even jordan peterson is called alt-right
not the same but it the same principle
Seriously, read that article. Holy shit.
Chinese people are White now. We said it would happen
the Chinese don't give two rats asses about the Baizuo feeling when it one of there kids they are dead
GUDEN MORGAN VIETNAM
ARE YOU LOCKED LOADED AND READY TO MEME?
WELL YOU BETTER EAT YOUR WHEATIES CUS WE'VE A GOT PLANET TO SAVE
Not my department Sgt
TRUTH NO LONGER MATTERa
๐คฃ
I think he like touched her boobs
or maybe 1 boob
yes
it is now
Thots begone
Cash it in for that sweet victim cash
WRONG
oh sorry let's not become a mgtow group
it's too late
Married Mate
A price ***She's*** willing to pay...
how brave
The number of dudes that are Married, in commited Relationships or Widowed in this Anti-Feminist chat is suspiciously high ๐ค
Price too high for me
I could tell a super off colour joke right now
A lot of people dont plan that move ๐
It's THAT bad, that I'm not gunna
well post some more shit cus that one's staying my head where it belongs
You're askin' me?
<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>
no
It's <:gay:382982146249326612>
It's Open Source, it's a User Error
and that User is <:gay:382982146249326612>
the fuck is going on
sargoy is too much of a boomer for that
haha no
no u
@Deleted User how's pf
rip
@M4Gunner 100%accurate
You seen the "White Awake" shit?
lol yea
Anti-white identitarians
We no longer need word substitution to make socjus fliers look like nazi propaganda
Lol
@leavethisbotnet can I see one?
just look up "white awak flier" on google images
*white awake
Damn...
I mean, at least they stopped discriminating against white people
the way the flier looks is the best part
Guess what day it is
Westerners will pay dear prize for letting socialism subvert them unchecked.
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO PRISON
NO WAY
I made a Meme
Tactical Image that stopped Hillary ACTUAL
We have a Broken Arrow.
but look at the references
haha
I only like it cus my Wife's name translates to "Darling"
but theres a lot Biblical stuff in there too
haha
Read your book ๐คท๐ฟ
Nigga you need Jesus
This is my meme. There are many like it but this one is mine. My meme is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my meme is useless. Without my meme I am useless. I must fire my meme true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my meme and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your memes. You will give your meme a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
The
My Meme is called Lindsay, what's yours?
There are no rules of engagement in the Culture War Soldier. So aim in that direction and tell me if you hit anything.
Bolt forward, round in the chamber?
You could always class as a Bard
The Fake News <:covfefe:440543908846632980>
Always surprises me that Arab wars drag on for so long
When you see... 'tactics'.. like the above
"maybe if I squat awkwardly out in the open I'll be safe"
maybe they trag on for so long *because* of this
Europe wtf why do you have hot government officials
I did post some interesting articles here about why Arab armies generally perform so poorly
let's see if I can dig one of them up..
```It is a truism of military life that an army fights as it trains, and so I draw on my many years of firsthand observation of Arabs in training to draw conclusions about the ways in which they go into combat. The following impressions derive from personal experience with Arab military establishments in the capacity of U.S. military attachรฉ and security assistance officer, observer officer with the British-officer Trucial Oman Scouts (the security force in the emirates prior to the establishment of the United Arab Emirates), as well as some thirty year's study of the Middle East.```
"Kenneth Pollack concludes his exhaustive study of Arab military effectiveness by noting that "certain patterns of behavior fostered by the dominant Arab culture were the most important factors contributing to the limited military effectiveness of Arab armies and air forces from 1945 to 1991." These attributes included **over-centralization, discouraging initiative, lack of flexibility, manipulation of information, and the discouragement of leadership at the junior officer level**."
"In contrast to the usual manner of European warfare which he terms "face to face," Keegan depicts the early Arab armies in the Islamic era as masters of evasion, delay, and indirection. Examining Arab warfare in this century leads to the conclusion that **Arabs remain more successful in insurgent, or political warfareโwhat T. E. Lawrence termed "winning wars without battles."**
Even the much-lauded Egyptian crossing of the Suez in 1973 at its core entailed a masterful deception plan. It may well be that these seemingly permanent attributes result from a culture that engenders subtlety, indirection, and dissimulation in personal relationships."
"**Most Arab officers treat enlisted soldiers like sub-humans.** When the winds in Egypt one day carried biting sand particles from the desert during a demonstration for visiting U.S. dignitaries, **I watched as a contingent of soldiers marched in and formed a single rank to shield the Americans; Egyptian soldiers, in other words, are used on occasion as nothing more than a windbreak.** The idea of taking care of one's men is found only among the most elite units in the Egyptian military. On a typical weekend, officers in units stationed outside Cairo will get in their cars and drive off to their homes, leaving the enlisted men to fend for themselves by trekking across the desert to a highway and flagging down busses or trucks to get to the Cairo rail system. Garrison cantonments have no amenities for soldiers. The same situation, in various degrees, exists elsewhere in the Arabic-speaking countriesโless so in Jordan, even more so in Iraq and Syria."
And then I find the video someone made about this which already has two and a half million views
Eldest God Daughter is now 17
shoot me in the head
I got this Photo on facebook
with regards
she looks stunning
Ima gunna be batting them off like flies
oh well
May the best man win
Hadeolba
no u
How so dying?
Btw does timcast have adiscord server?
Or anyone knows places where can one have intelligent talk... or at least acceptably cognitive discussion?
Ah i found at least one
i couldn't log on for a while, so yeah @Deleted User
sup
nice
gay?
Nintendo is the Apple of game consoles
Anyone in Birmingham for the UKIP conference?
in the nes days
those were the controls
**G. Day#4035** was cleansed from the server.
you guys talking about the controls for these? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/372507611284766722/492741004361859093/IMG_20180921_164959.jpg?width=1202&height=677
A was jump and B was to use shit
or run
that was the standard for platformers
fair enough
Why were we at everyone'd for a r/funny post?
am i missing something?
dont question it
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