Message from @Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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2018-09-21 03:22:09 UTC  

Yea or adjusts it enough to be new

2018-09-21 03:22:13 UTC  

so somehow The Punisher is still an active fighter in 2018 in earth 616

2018-09-21 03:22:15 UTC  

despite being a nam vet

2018-09-21 03:22:29 UTC  

there's weird inconsistencies like that that nobody thinks about

2018-09-21 03:22:50 UTC  

or stuff like peter parker only being like

2018-09-21 03:22:51 UTC  

30, tops

2018-09-21 03:23:02 UTC  

but having 50+ years worth of stories to him that get referenced sometimes

2018-09-21 03:23:18 UTC  

DC avoids this by, again, nuking the entire multiverse every decade or two, give or take

2018-09-21 03:23:23 UTC  

and soft rebooting when they don't do that

2018-09-21 03:23:23 UTC  

@King Canuck Nah, that I can handle

2018-09-21 03:23:26 UTC  

odsiafjaodsip;fjasdoifjioadsfjo;i

2018-09-21 03:23:28 UTC  

nou

2018-09-21 03:23:57 UTC  

It's like South Park, and the kids being consistently in 4th grade. It's just forever 'Current Year'

2018-09-21 03:25:49 UTC  

https://i.imgur.com/MmCvq6n.jpg

Because of course we needed a rule 63 DC universe

2018-09-21 04:15:56 UTC  

lol, i'm stealing some of those

2018-09-21 06:54:36 UTC  

**Omnipotent bones#8503** was cleansed from the server.

2018-09-21 09:07:56 UTC  

greetings

Great Welcomes

There is a brain in there <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2018-09-21 09:11:02 UTC  

How interesting is this place?

🀷🏿

2018-09-21 09:11:36 UTC  

who is at the top of hierarchy?

2018-09-21 09:14:15 UTC  

i meant on this server

2018-09-21 09:14:16 UTC  

πŸ˜„

2018-09-21 09:30:01 UTC  

spammers

It's a Meritocracy

2018-09-21 09:31:26 UTC  

so this is sargons server?

2018-09-21 09:33:04 UTC  
2018-09-21 09:37:22 UTC  

Sargon's a boomer. No boomers allowed.

If you think Sargon's scary imagine what's here

2018-09-21 09:55:27 UTC  

Times had been tough for the entire family. Throughout the war, the rations were decreasing ever so much, to the point of one meal a day at most. There were four in the family; formerly 6, until Grandpa and Grandma passed away a year ago. Though those losses were sad, it was perhaps for the best considering the hellscape that the family was now in. However, trying to explain it to the kids, the youngest being 3-year old Johny, was near impossible. They couldn't seem to grasp why they were eating so little and growing so thin.

On one fateful night, however, Johny was extremely hungry. He had chosen to sneak into the kitchen to grab whatever he could. He knew his papa would be mad if he found out, but he no longer was able to care. As he tip-toed into the kitchen, trying his best to cause no disruption, he searched the drawers until he found one of the only morsels of food left in the house: sugar. He had grabbed a handful, but to his dismay and his worst nightmare, he heard footsteps. There was no point in trying to run. He knew he was in trouble.

Papa soon came out of the hallway, exclaiming "Johny, Johny?" The child then responded in as innocent of a manner as his brain could process, "Yes Papa," hoping he had covered his tracks enough by the time Papa had found him. He was able to put away the bowl of sugar in time, however some remained on his tongue, seemingly unable to dissolve. His father sighed, already knowing the truth, but he felt the need to ask anyway. "Eating Sugar?" he said in his calmest voice. It was four-o-clock in the morning, after all. Johny already knew it was too late. He tried to recover as much of his pride as he could, and responded with a firm

2018-09-21 09:55:28 UTC  

"No, Papa." Papa, of course, knew that Johny was lying. He knew that he would have to brand Johny again, as unfortunately that was his only method of getting Johny to stop. "Telling lies?!" Papa exclaimed, whilst trying not to wake the rest of the family. He felt that he could turn this into a teaching moment. Perhaps he could teach Johny to no longer lie. "N-n-no, Papa.." the child muttered. Johny knew the punishment. "Open your mouth," Father exclaimed. Johny did, and tried to laugh to lighten the mood. Papa then said, "Well, Johny. You know I don't like to do this, but it's the only way you'll ever learn. Once times get better, I can promise you that you may have as much sugar as you please." Hesitantly, as he knew he had to, Papa pulled out the branding iron. Sobs came from both sides

Kids... who'd have them eh?

2018-09-21 10:15:05 UTC  

Not wamen.

2018-09-21 11:38:17 UTC  

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2018-09-21 12:00:56 UTC  

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