i tried matt, but the mods want me to lose all my progress

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Gay mods strike again

Lidl bike lock or noname but bought from bike store lock for the same price? 🤔

both are probably chinkshit

Best practice is not parking your bike in browntown

In a high trust part of town, Nobody will even test the lock. You could use a paper mache model of a lock

Don't tell me you *don't* live in a high trust part of town.

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yeah currently Im using a really thin cable one

my bike isnt even that good either

but I'd still prefer to keep it

and the cable one I have could be snipped in 2 seconds with a big enough cutter

God help me, I'm playing Minecraft

make a server and invite everyone, faaaag

use a chain and a lock

java or bedrock, matt?

Uh, xbox one

bedrock

https://youtu.be/01ON04GCwKs

https://youtu.be/d6IYt2qMj1A

Isn't Jackie Chan a Communist government shill now?

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https://youtu.be/K6HXiE58btA

@sb057 do you know if theyre steam keys or literally physical fukin discs?

my copies of fallout 4 and infinite warfare came with both

IW is six DVDs lol

@Tribit stop pinging me with Garfield shit you Homo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkOxfoVOl2g

americans are wild

@Jignx O B S E S S E D

Look at this big MOTHERFUCKER I just pulled from my backyard

what the hell is that

A big ass root

fuck i feel especially old today

getting excited over buying a recliner

Fuck, I want a recliner

Thanks, cocksucker

ok boomer

i found this nice-ass leather and steel recliner from the 60's for like 150 bucks, when it's 3.5k new

perfect condition

pics

Someone died in that chair

I guarantee it

even better

still worth it

only 20 min away too

https://store.steampowered.com/app/736190/__Chinese_Parents/

Imagine the smell

Yeah I bet chinese parents fucking REEK

@Jignx Undervolting on mobile products is a shit show, never works right for me. Usually stuff crashes on sleep for me. It's okay if you're willing to babysit turning your undervolt on and off inbetween sleep.

I undervolted it fine

It's pretty stable now

Unlike my relationship with my father

HA! HA!

And they say gamers aren't oppressed

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Just goes to show that we live in a society.

and that gamers need to rise up.

Of all the world's minorities, gamers are the most oppressed

We can't even skip homework to play games, this world is truly Clown World 🤡

establishingcommunismtoownthelibs

nice facebook meme account

matt

Thanks.

Kiss me softly

I'm drunk for the first time in like 8 months. I think I might have earned myself a reprieve from the seed collection for a night. Not sure though. Gf is oddly clingy

youre drunk, so shes going to take advantage of you now

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I mentioned alcohol, so this is @Deleted User 's queue to say something

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I just want to make friends

too bad, you get me instead

Tell me something Interesting about yourself

i have bad anxiety, and i get freaked out by turbulence

and im going on a plane trip soon

is that interesting?

How many times have you flown before?

twice

Same

Turbulence I don't mind

It's taking off <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

takeoffs dont bother me

Once it's done with

its literally only turbulence

if its a smooth flight i dont have a problem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdT_BygNBZs&list=OLAK5uy_nrF5F4dJFIYC2RyGQhPnWbM5bRBN8Fclc

https://youtu.be/hJIRh-o3BpI

the second they said """"mountain dew""""" was the moment i knew this was a masterpiece

Just had drunk sex

Gf was relentless

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Dick turned to dust

Just about. By doggy style always does it for me, so I managed a few pitiful spurts and escaped with my life

>69

Nice

Oh shit, "I want to know what love is" by foreigner just came on

Love that song

Finna sing along

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https://youtu.be/DCyTijJzEwo

@Tribit God I can't wait to triangulate your exact location using radio signals from the moon so I can take my ivory baseball bat, forged from a warrior elephant, to your head

😄 👌

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@Tervy Not gonna happen

We don't have the technology here

Heating and power comes from coal too

God I wish we had a nuclear plant

But then again

Our energy infrastructure is failing

Come summer and winter

Too much cooling in summertime, too much heating in winter

brownouts everywhere

Because instead of spending money on upgrading the infrastructure they spend it on social programs

((their own salaries ))

Essentially, yes, since it's literally buying voters

500+ for each child, now young people up to 26 years don't pay income tax, money for farmers for every cow and pig, lots of shit I've missed

ahh the social-trap

as now they cant lower those easily

as people complain

this is why countries and cities have adopted the bullshit "test program for 4 years"

and everybody in every field is unsure about their jobs and livelihood

as nobody knows what next 4 years will bring

or will it ever get better or worse

I intend to succ out higher education here, then fuck off somewhere

Goal target is norway, but it's not going to be so easy

our whole social system aimed towards teens and young adults depends on those "few year test programs"

where you cant plan for anything due next years funding is question mark to everybody even decision makers

(our sector back then ended up overspending everytime intentionaly calculated 5%) so we quaranteed at least some money to projects .. tho given we also got shit load of honorary mentions and studies interested about our job there as we made so much progress compared to other units :D )

but thats story for other time

norway ehh

big moneys as long as you get your leg between right doors

I simply want to avoid UK and USA, which leaves me with norway, germany as the only options I see

Lmao don't go to gercuckry

I mean better than uk

But still don't

Then only one option left, unless I'm missing something

what are requirements

Not degenerate country, English, German, Polish or Russian accepted, general IT/cybersecurity, electronics engineering, electrician are what I have or will have some experience with

denmark ?

but yeah not much on those field denmark,belgium,germany,russia,netherlands,austria,switzerland as general area even czechs

id say swede and finland but language things can be problem on most workplaces

sadly there is not many places what fullfill "not degenerate"

there is just milder ones .. then there is stuff like US,UK,AUS,France(and germany to extent)

where its just pants on head retarded

and many other countries are testing their limits steadily

when it comes to freedom,population control(media not birth wise) and jumping when others tell them to

less and less countries aim for non-intervention and neutralism when it comes to political pressure etc bullshit

ohh i guess canada is on your list too

considering IT-EE-E set and language skills you would most likely be hired quite fast there

That's been one part that I've always been curious about, but never researched it since it'll be some time before it's before me

How does finding a job abroad work? Why would they take someone from somewhere half a world away instead of someone locally? I'm sure there are plenty qualified people in those countries

language skillset is your strong part in other countries

also it just depends how good you are

more "international people" its easier to send someone to overseas for negotiations or otherstuff

as they know the local mannerism etc

(at least they think they do :D)

I see, I see

and ofc some places got funds for immigration support and such

also companies usualy consider immigrant workers as long-term investment

they have less incentive to leave and usualy more drive for work

(cause everyone knows workmarket is quite time consuming and can be stressfull if you have timer "i will get kicked out of country unless i find next work" )

so countries what require 2~ish years living(and working) to get citizenship ? yeah

you are easy to get good worker what has lesser chance to jump the boat to other companies

nor other companies headhunters know about you most likely so they are safe from that too for some time

then there is all other kind of stuff like your language set can be used to convey message to other workers etc more smoothly

ofc local small shops have no idea to hire outside of their own local community that often

but larger corporates but the price on your skills and situation way differently

Thank you for the information dump, mate

shark season

@Tervy lmao shut up ya fuckin loudmouth

matthew plz take your sip and calm down good sir

It's too early for sip

https://imgur.com/gallery/k5aN8SI

O B S E S S E D

@Tervy what the fuck is that and where can I play it

might be from the new call of duty <:benis:239668961011040257>

https://twitter.com/beeple/status/1148006406139891713 sauce

beautiful

@Jake care to explain this, fren?

it's ok if they say it outside the platform

Being mean to Captain Disillusion is never ok

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So, my manager pulled me into her office and tasked me with inventorying my stock, every day, for the next month. Apparently the count we did last week came up almost $1000 short, so either we missed something substantial, or someone is stealing from me. I know I'M not shitting where I eat, so I'm pretty fucking pissed.

https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/news-events/fda-investigation-potential-link-between-certain-diets-and-canine-dilated-cardiomyopathy

@Julian and anyone else who owns dog(s)

https://www.theonion.com/osha-special-ops-team-raids-local-office-after-receivin-1835903686

So my ice cream machine broke 3 weeks ago, I waited 2 weeks for the replacement part to come, and then the replacement parts immediately broke. I am so fucking angry

do you mean a freezer

No, I mean my ice cream vending machine

I'm fat, but I'm not "have my own personal ice cream machine" fat

What broke?

god said

ice machine 🅱roke

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Matthews dick fell off

@Matthew so, i need to hear an opinion from an expert vendinch machine care taker

your machines accept bills, right?

what's more likely to be accepted:
- a perfectly printed bill fresh out of an ATM
- a really folded and crumpled old bill

neither

@Cole depends heavily on the machine. Some can be very finicky. I have coin mechs that will reject state quarters. Generally, you should destress the bill before you put it in, so that it feeds correctly. It's passed through rollers that take it from a horizontal position to a vertical one, so overly stiff bills tend to fold over and get rejected, and limp bills do the same

Also, Bill readers are supposed to be cleaned weekly with isopropyl and a microfiber, since bills leave a lot of lint (since they're actually a cotton blend)

I recently though I was gonna finally get a coin changer machine to accept my bill on the first time because I literally took it out of an ATM like 30 minutes ago

but lmao nope, after like 10 refusals some maintenance guy came, motioned at me to hand him the bill

I'm like "yay he'll give me change and I don't have to fuck with this machine"

he takes it, folds and crumples it HARD

then just aligns the front of the bill so the reader takes it

instantly accepted

Lmao

Yeah, his reader probably needs to be cleaned, then. The rollers are so gunked up that they need the bill to be all lumpy so it can grab onto it

also, cotton

I think that's just US dollars, or dollars in general

anyway, it was a real ??? moment, I was looking at the guy like he was literal jesus

They sell these cleaning cards for machines, they're shaped like bills, but they're soaked in isopropyl. You just feed it into the machine 4-5 times and it'll clean out most of the gunk.

huh

real TIL hours

Some don't use alcohol, I guess

They're fairly complex machines. They test the bill optically, by weight, and how much tension the rollers put on it while it's pulling it in. If either the bill or the validator are dirty, any one of those metrics could be off and the bill will get rejected

Neat

I wonder if the gunk-lint part is true for euro bills too

or any other currency

since the materials used are different to dollars afaik

I mean sure, it probably gets dirty in its own way too

Any kind of money will pick up pocket lint

but I wonder if the maintenance process is different

Euros have to pay a machine maintenance tax

But it's okay, because euros literally clap and cheer when taxed

https://store.iam8bit.com/collections/steven-universe

Hey gamers and gamettes, don't forget to buy your Steven Universe soundtrack on vinyl

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oh boy!

Buy it, or you're a racist

id rather not sully my pure record player with such filth

Homophobic racist smh

You'd like POCs if it stood for "pieces of chicken"

Shit did I just fatshame you? Guess I have to buy two sets to atone

I was going to go get some good steven universe fanart to share with you guys

but steven-universe-edits no longer exists

whats that

troll page on tumblr

I think it was /b/ that had fun making all the characters slim, white and non-trans

editing fanart

Wow, how epic

indeed

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ninmlab/its-ok-the-worlds-first-bluetooth-50-cassette-player

member the 80s?

muh audio quality

havent you posted this in both chi-fi and csg-main already?