Message from @Matthew

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2019-07-08 19:27:07 UTC  

then just aligns the front of the bill so the reader takes it

instantly accepted

2019-07-08 19:27:20 UTC  

Lmao

2019-07-08 19:28:13 UTC  

Yeah, his reader probably needs to be cleaned, then. The rollers are so gunked up that they need the bill to be all lumpy so it can grab onto it

2019-07-08 19:28:43 UTC  

also, cotton

I think that's just US dollars, or dollars in general

2019-07-08 19:29:10 UTC  

anyway, it was a real ??? moment, I was looking at the guy like he was literal jesus

2019-07-08 19:29:39 UTC  

They sell these cleaning cards for machines, they're shaped like bills, but they're soaked in isopropyl. You just feed it into the machine 4-5 times and it'll clean out most of the gunk.

2019-07-08 19:30:44 UTC  

huh

2019-07-08 19:30:47 UTC  

real TIL hours

2019-07-08 19:30:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597872236161925130/Screenshot_2019-07-08-14-30-14_1.png

2019-07-08 19:31:00 UTC  

Some don't use alcohol, I guess

2019-07-08 19:36:51 UTC  

They're fairly complex machines. They test the bill optically, by weight, and how much tension the rollers put on it while it's pulling it in. If either the bill or the validator are dirty, any one of those metrics could be off and the bill will get rejected

2019-07-08 19:43:08 UTC  

Neat

2019-07-08 19:48:59 UTC  

I wonder if the gunk-lint part is true for euro bills too

2019-07-08 19:49:03 UTC  

or any other currency

2019-07-08 19:49:19 UTC  

since the materials used are different to dollars afaik

2019-07-08 19:49:36 UTC  

I mean sure, it probably gets dirty in its own way too

2019-07-08 19:49:46 UTC  

Any kind of money will pick up pocket lint

2019-07-08 19:49:46 UTC  

but I wonder if the maintenance process is different

2019-07-08 19:57:39 UTC  

Euros have to pay a machine maintenance tax

2019-07-08 20:01:50 UTC  

But it's okay, because euros literally clap and cheer when taxed

2019-07-08 20:32:16 UTC  

Hey gamers and gamettes, don't forget to buy your Steven Universe soundtrack on vinyl

2019-07-08 20:33:42 UTC  

<a:baw:445145710015545355>
oh boy!

2019-07-08 20:34:55 UTC  

Buy it, or you're a racist

2019-07-08 20:36:00 UTC  

id rather not sully my pure record player with such filth

2019-07-08 20:37:31 UTC  

Homophobic racist smh

2019-07-08 20:37:56 UTC  

You'd like POCs if it stood for "pieces of chicken"

2019-07-08 20:38:25 UTC  

Shit did I just fatshame you? Guess I have to buy two sets to atone

2019-07-08 20:41:15 UTC  

I was going to go get some good steven universe fanart to share with you guys

2019-07-08 20:41:25 UTC  

but steven-universe-edits no longer exists

2019-07-08 20:41:45 UTC  

whats that

2019-07-08 20:42:05 UTC  

troll page on tumblr

2019-07-08 20:42:28 UTC  

I think it was /b/ that had fun making all the characters slim, white and non-trans

2019-07-08 20:42:32 UTC  

editing fanart

2019-07-08 20:42:39 UTC  

Wow, how epic

2019-07-08 20:42:45 UTC  

indeed

2019-07-08 20:42:54 UTC  

member the 80s?

2019-07-08 20:43:10 UTC  

muh audio quality

2019-07-08 20:43:29 UTC  

havent you posted this in both chi-fi and csg-main already?

2019-07-08 20:43:36 UTC  

uh no