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2019-03-04 14:46:21 UTC

Gaben dies tomorrow, silly

2019-03-04 14:59:42 UTC

@sum whatever, they became irrelevant way before the guy offed himself

2019-03-04 15:00:57 UTC
2019-03-04 15:54:31 UTC

Oh, Vine is dead too

2019-03-04 15:57:11 UTC

vine is long gone, no?

2019-03-04 16:03:55 UTC

Yeah, though for me it was TIL

2019-03-04 16:21:04 UTC

I want this

2019-03-04 16:31:10 UTC

>.it

2019-03-04 16:35:55 UTC

>ref

2019-03-04 16:42:42 UTC

ref <:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-03-04 16:45:46 UTC

Elder god tier sip

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552169830112034836/20190304_082515.jpg

2019-03-04 16:45:55 UTC

(Handlets BTFO)

2019-03-04 16:46:04 UTC

>energy drinks

2019-03-04 16:46:05 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-03-04 16:46:28 UTC

Sorry, pajeet, some of us actually do physical labor throughout the day

2019-03-04 16:46:38 UTC

Here

2019-03-04 16:46:43 UTC

This is a skit about a pure drink

2019-03-04 16:46:45 UTC

I think you're the one person that isn't allowed to be disgusted by anything in here @sum

2019-03-04 16:46:49 UTC

pu waah

2019-03-04 16:46:50 UTC

everyone else can express disgust

2019-03-04 16:46:55 UTC

but you shouldn't

2019-03-04 16:46:59 UTC

haha php xdddd

2019-03-04 16:47:07 UTC

you're learning, nice

2019-03-04 16:47:13 UTC

water hype

2019-03-04 16:47:19 UTC

Learning what?

2019-03-04 16:47:27 UTC

Don't make fun of babby's first language @porco

2019-03-04 16:47:33 UTC

<:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-03-04 16:47:37 UTC

That mods are so distanced from users its insane?

2019-03-04 16:47:39 UTC

btw how about the Nokia 3.2 for yo mamma?

2019-03-04 16:47:46 UTC

official babbys first language is c++

2019-03-04 16:47:52 UTC

@Matthew stemlet

2019-03-04 16:47:59 UTC

agreed @Julian , I wouldn't call PHP a language

2019-03-04 16:48:00 UTC

C++ 98

2019-03-04 16:48:01 UTC

more an accident

2019-03-04 16:48:12 UTC

Just like you

2019-03-04 16:48:12 UTC

@Julian I have gf, I don't know anything about computers!

2019-03-04 16:48:12 UTC

Nice

2019-03-04 16:48:31 UTC

Words like `accident` are just magnets for certain combo to happen

2019-03-04 16:48:51 UTC

Let me put it in a way that you can understand it

2019-03-04 16:49:00 UTC

`$php = "accident";`

2019-03-04 16:49:08 UTC

I heard there was an accident in Nice a while back, featuring a fine brown gentleman

2019-03-04 16:49:09 UTC

`php bad
c# good
i like dicks`
- porco

2019-03-04 16:49:11 UTC

npc chat here

2019-03-04 16:49:13 UTC

I don't think I missed anything

2019-03-04 16:49:14 UTC

nice nice

2019-03-04 16:49:19 UTC

>C# good
when did I ever?

2019-03-04 16:49:28 UTC

@sum you missed china in that starterpack

2019-03-04 16:50:01 UTC

C# is probably the most unnecessarily bloated language in the entire universe

2019-03-04 16:50:08 UTC

``Daily reminder that Code Bantz from a guy who's bot barely works should be disregarded with extreme prejudice``

2019-03-04 16:51:30 UTC

If code bantz had to happen in a language Matt can understand then it would require refactoring into cooking recipees

2019-03-04 16:51:53 UTC

PhP= Pepperoni and Ham Pizza

2019-03-04 16:51:56 UTC

if everyone was like @Matthew, we wouldn't need any cookie consent notices

2019-03-04 16:52:20 UTC

(that was a double joke. He's fat and likes cookies, also he's a cucked American with no privacy laws)

2019-03-04 16:53:04 UTC

@Matthew thats not monster red

2019-03-04 16:53:07 UTC

meanwhile in other internet caves ``` Vice City came out in 2002 and took place in 1986. If released today, itโ€™d take place in 2003. ```

2019-03-04 16:53:24 UTC

Speaaking of pizza, now I'm in mood for some god tier one

2019-03-04 16:53:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552171792492396556/SUPER_THINK.gif

2019-03-04 16:53:37 UTC

Literally called meat feast, which contains salami, ham, chicken and bacon

2019-03-04 16:53:47 UTC

dude

2019-03-04 16:53:50 UTC

I can accept PHP

2019-03-04 16:53:52 UTC

but

2019-03-04 16:53:56 UTC

chicken on a pizza

2019-03-04 16:53:57 UTC

kys

2019-03-04 16:54:02 UTC

Chicken or Pineapple

2019-03-04 16:54:07 UTC

As pizza topping, choose 1

2019-03-04 16:54:08 UTC

why not dolmio

2019-03-04 16:54:22 UTC

i take chicken and bluecheese with rucola

2019-03-04 16:54:23 UTC

I choose a pizza topping

2019-03-04 16:54:24 UTC

thanks bye

2019-03-04 16:54:28 UTC

:^^^)

2019-03-04 16:54:36 UTC

I take

2019-03-04 16:54:41 UTC

dicks in your ass

2019-03-04 16:54:43 UTC

Diabetes

2019-03-04 16:54:56 UTC

All that and more

2019-03-04 16:55:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552172181686321152/swagman.gif

2019-03-04 17:05:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552174858939924501/received_175093283326989.jpeg

2019-03-04 17:17:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552177850913128448/53231521_2138294306482679_5819789408882130944_n.png

2019-03-04 18:41:25 UTC

Yay my first 120 film wasn't a total failure

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552198932663631873/IMG_20190304_193258.jpg

2019-03-04 18:41:52 UTC

Only few times forgot to wind the film forward completely

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552199049940303872/IMG_20190304_193140.jpg

2019-03-04 18:42:37 UTC

in other news, chink color film that promised 27 exposures, delivered 18 frames

2019-03-04 18:42:47 UTC

dispute soon

2019-03-04 18:47:35 UTC

guys flipping burgers is more respectable than programming

2019-03-04 18:47:36 UTC

daily reminder

2019-03-04 18:54:22 UTC

wut

2019-03-04 18:54:22 UTC

~~post it with a space instead of a dot before com~~

2019-03-04 19:14:47 UTC

>uber driver doesn't speak German, Italian, French or English at all
>he can freely choose between 4 commonly understood languages in Switzerland, yet to make a job where he interacts with people all day he chooses to learn none of them
>no way to tell him that he took the wrong turn and his inaccurate GPS is thinking that he's on a totally different street than he actually is and that he basically fucked up
>keep driving like a retard for 10 minutes with me trying to tell him in every possible way

2019-03-04 19:15:25 UTC

report to uber, get refund

2019-03-04 19:15:25 UTC

ez

2019-03-04 19:15:37 UTC

I'm already writing the email

2019-03-04 19:15:44 UTC

probably got a friend to write his cv/resume and lied in it

2019-03-04 19:16:00 UTC

But why would people choose to ride people around a city if they have no way at all, to communicate?

2019-03-04 19:16:10 UTC

There are other jobs you could do in that situation

2019-03-04 19:16:18 UTC

because taxi services are the go-to for immigrants

2019-03-04 19:16:23 UTC

And I doubt uber pays that well that you would want to take that risk

2019-03-04 19:16:42 UTC

well hes an immigrant, so he doesnt know the word risk

2019-03-04 19:16:51 UTC

I'm an immigrant, too

2019-03-04 19:16:51 UTC

and probably doesnt have that much to lose

2019-03-04 19:17:06 UTC

From one shitskin to another, you couldn't find common ground?

2019-03-04 19:17:08 UTC

I mean hes a further-off immigrant probably

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