Message from @spaqin
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Thank you for the information dump, mate
shark season
matthew plz take your sip and calm down good sir
It's too early for sip
O B S E S S E D
might be from the new call of duty <:benis:239668961011040257>
beautiful
it's ok if they say it outside the platform
Being mean to Captain Disillusion is never ok
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So, my manager pulled me into her office and tasked me with inventorying my stock, every day, for the next month. Apparently the count we did last week came up almost $1000 short, so either we missed something substantial, or someone is stealing from me. I know I'M not shitting where I eat, so I'm pretty fucking pissed.
So my ice cream machine broke 3 weeks ago, I waited 2 weeks for the replacement part to come, and then the replacement parts immediately broke. I am so fucking angry
No, I mean my ice cream vending machine
I'm fat, but I'm not "have my own personal ice cream machine" fat
What broke?
god said
ice machine 🅱roke
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Matthews dick fell off
@Matthew so, i need to hear an opinion from an expert vendinch machine care taker
your machines accept bills, right?
what's more likely to be accepted:
- a perfectly printed bill fresh out of an ATM
- a really folded and crumpled old bill
neither
@Cole depends heavily on the machine. Some can be very finicky. I have coin mechs that will reject state quarters. Generally, you should destress the bill before you put it in, so that it feeds correctly. It's passed through rollers that take it from a horizontal position to a vertical one, so overly stiff bills tend to fold over and get rejected, and limp bills do the same
Also, Bill readers are supposed to be cleaned weekly with isopropyl and a microfiber, since bills leave a lot of lint (since they're actually a cotton blend)
I recently though I was gonna finally get a coin changer machine to accept my bill on the first time because I literally took it out of an ATM like 30 minutes ago
but lmao nope, after like 10 refusals some maintenance guy came, motioned at me to hand him the bill
I'm like "yay he'll give me change and I don't have to fuck with this machine"
he takes it, folds and crumples it HARD
then just aligns the front of the bill so the reader takes it
instantly accepted
Lmao
Yeah, his reader probably needs to be cleaned, then. The rollers are so gunked up that they need the bill to be all lumpy so it can grab onto it
also, cotton
I think that's just US dollars, or dollars in general