not if I blow it first

💥<:benis:239668961011040257>🔫

also, this emoji is real 🕋

inb4 someone uses it to make something offensive and it gets banned from discord

muh islamophobia

Obsidian 🕋

Why wouldn't it be real, when ☦ , 🔯 , and ✝ exist?

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

anyone know what programs allows these types of formulas to be formatted easily?

I can do the calculations by hand, I just need the visualisation part

matlab maybe?

Wolfram alpha, obvs

Just copy and paste bro

@Julian microsoft word <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Im about to

since all the others do fuckall

I just need it to be really basic

paint

I use onenote

Shittiest game of thrones episode ever

Fuck that ridiculous garbage

> getting mad about TV shows

Very soy

tbh

overrated

Cercei is gonna win, fuck that SJW Daenerys

now this is truly an awkward situation I have gotten myself into

what have you done this time?

nothing

but I haven't done anything since my /madlad/ matt's idea got shot down

F

Has it been radio silence since then?

....yes

`You've tuned me out
I've lost your frequency` tier radio silence

Then it's a waiting game

Ball's in her court. Would be a cuck move to text her trying to reestablish contact

If she texts you, cool, if not, oh well

this

dont orbit

ok

Post your everyday carry friends

ew

if you're using those equations in a word document you can just use the equation editor to make them

i m eating only the chinese soups that cost 0.20$ per package, is it gonna kill me anytime soon?

^^ it takes a bit of getting used to, but the microsoft equation tool is pretty good

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 maybe too much sodium

too much salt?

Yep

friend said something about those noodles curving in your intenstines

not sure if it is just some meme

or if it matters

No idea about that though

i eat 120g of that soup per day and drink water with lime concentrate poured in it

i lost some weight, can recommend

it is actually quite fullfilling meal

i also have 20 cans of beans in chilli sauce, but i did not feel like eating it

btw save me, i m somewhere near forest

Nate Higgers

is it only me who read it as hate niggers first?

i guess it is racism test

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

@kimichiboi huuuuh

All he had to do is follow the he rules

What did he do?

Posted NSFW here and dug in his heels when he was told not to

It almost makes sense that he doesn't know what constitutes NSFW, since he's a jobless NEET

Sigh

Bullying the mentally vulnerable

Mods are big gay

I begged them not to <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

What watch is that?

@Matthew

Apple?

Amazfit Bip

It is awesome. $60

How do you actually use your pen pocket in daily use?

Just slipping in your pants

Clip the pen clips into my pocket

As long as I don't remove all 3 at the same time it Stays in place

>walk in late into class wearing a bicycle helmet

<:kms:327934280619655179>

https://twitter.com/speglord/status/1122590895256129536?s=20

https://mobile.twitter.com/1030/status/1122932356443193345?s=12

Whoops. Posted that one by accident.

!answer what is the heaviest object in the universe

so u need to thank greece

lnao

@Matthew I thought the name change was bad enough

we make 🤣🤣

inb4 aliexpress fidget spinner

In a way, we should be happy sites like drop and wish exist. If they didn't, everyone would know about aliexpress and prices would go up

Normies are all too happy to overpay for stupid shit like a "made in USA" sticker, when "made" really means "assembled" or "packaged"

oneaudio rebranded as Beats from dr reee for 500$ when?

give this man a tall glass of shattered expectations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsBzQcCf_Y4

I did not know about this, but maybe it is just troll.
Eitherway, it would be decent greentext story

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck no

@Tribit <#189811441174446080> instead?

Yes

@Tribit did kimichiboi get kicked or banned? 🤔

🅱 🔨

Gay

What did he post anyway

A cuck picture. He thought that since the dick or nipples weren't actually visible, it was SFW

Well its not exactly wrong

Yes, it is

Technically not

"Sfw" doesn't mean "non-nude". Sfw means "your boss wouldn't get angry if they saw you looking at it at work".

It's not NSFW but it's not something someone wants to see out in public

So....not safe for work.

Gotcha.

Which is crabs tbh

Poor kimchi

Neither discord nor 4chan is anything you should've on your screens at work

This tbh

That's why I was shit posting from mobile from work

exactly as sdeck said

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/29/18523162/google-pixel-3a-sales-lead-up-announcement-smartphone-competition

nobody's buying the google pixel

I wonder why

🤔

the huge chin

overpriced

shit specs for the price

make a phone for handlets

when will they learn

@Matthew this offends the eyes

@Matthew usually does

I see your words, but all I hear is

new sonic looks great

not sure what people expected

in cartoon he looks like shit too

be glad it is not just flash in blue costume

from the flash series (new ones)

*>looks great*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/572917714230706196/unknown.png

I'm gonna see the movie just for the meme factor tbh

^this^

its fun to see a bad movie in an empty theatre

you can just laugh and mock it all you want

i do it all the time, its great fun

I seriously buy the theory this movie is made as angry internet review bait

You guys should watch endgame

Very good movie

Everyone clapped

Very gay German

so my autistic boomer game made a bismarck tribute with sabaton

Go to bed, you're drunk

https://youtu.be/QBs64WXToL0

>He

That's enough foreigners for today

those 380mm guns though

makes my pp the big pp

Poor nogunz euros fetishize guns more than any burger

implying

american piercing shells are based

Are you drunk as well, matth?

i'm being ghosted btw

to hell with this

we return to normalcy

She couldn't handle the alpha power move, so yeah move on

^

cease

It has many applications, dear

its too tall to be an effective emoji

Emojilets BTFO

see?

It's perfect.

Should probably delet, mods are big gay

tru

Lovers of peepee.

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

Okay, this is very not epic

I can't find my diet journal

What in the unholy hell. No way was that on the coffee table the whole time. I think someone roofied me or I'm having a mental break. This is it. I'm dying.

What a bruh moment.

@Matthew That's a nice book

Ty, gf gave it to me. They're hideously overpriced

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Technology yay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462031254917873664/573108326272073728/oops.png

iTODDLERS BTFO

Baste

I sat in bed for 45 minutes last night with an extreme craving for a bowl of cereal

I resisted, but God damn

why dont you just eat the cereal

are you on a diet

congrats

cereal is actual cancer

it's just sugar and corn how can it be bad for you

it works great in preventing masturbation

that's why it was invented

it'll leave you craving for more and it has a shit ton of calories

many north american breakfasts are like that anyway

you're better off just drinking coffee

just eat cereal and a glass of orange juice

it's healthy for you

and have a PB&J sandwich

some fag here might love this one (shamelessly stole these ) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489563945108242433/573130072572035072/1556682786422.png

HK51-K - 7.62 RFNATO out of like a 4-inch barrel.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489563945108242433/573130392446697513/1556683670992.png

@Jignx yeah, fatthew is currently on a diet

if I remember correctly he went under 280 lbs yesterday or the day before

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck I was 278.4 this morning. That makes just over 5 lbs this week. Must just be water weight tbh

just do a water fast bro

60 lbs in 30 days

Yeah bro, why don't I just actually kms

Lose all weight instantly

diets dont work anyways

enjoy your rebound

@Matthew you'll see, weight loss goes quite fast when you're extra thicc, but it slows down once you don't have much fat left, then you'll have to start exercising to lose the rest

you have to eat like this for the rest of your life if you wish to maintain that weight

and it's simply impossible

and congrats on keeping the diet

just do intermittent fasting and OMAD

simple and easy

@Jignx "diets don't work" in the sense that there is no specific combo of foods that will magically make your body burn fat. But if you eat less calories than you burn you will lose weight

and you can still eat whatever you want

@Jignx I lost 15 kg dieting a couple years ago and I'm still eating as much as I ate during the diet

yeah but you've been fat for a long time, it's easier to gain back all you lost

due to all the existing fat cells there

@Jignx dear, you are brainlet. "Eating like this the rest of your life" is not impossible in the slightest, because the "diet" for me is literally eating normal person amounts of food. Getting fat and STAYING fat is WORK. For me to maintain my weight, I have to eat literally 3000+ calories a day

whenever I start gaining a couple kg I do keto for a few weeks

then it's back to my good weight

I just do intermittent fasting

or water fasts

I can eat whatever I want, I dont need to worry about calorie counting

Always funny when people think somehow their body violates the laws of thermodynamics and CICO doesn't work

Like fatties who claim they're fat because of muh genetics

^

genetics play a huge factor though

CICO is just a muth

you're just fat shaming ree

myth

humans are not perfect thermodynamic machines

Your body cannot create fat from nothing. It takes energy. About 3500 calories for a pound of fat

a calorie is not a calorie

the unit of a calorie is still an imperfect science