Message from @Jignx

Discord ID: 573131757935656960


2019-05-01 04:11:03 UTC  

Okay, this is very not epic

2019-05-01 04:11:18 UTC  

I can't find my diet journal

2019-05-01 04:34:36 UTC  

What in the unholy hell. No way was that on the coffee table the whole time. I think someone roofied me or I'm having a mental break. This is it. I'm dying.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/573004322628042761/20190430_233321.jpg

2019-05-01 04:40:00 UTC  

What a bruh moment.

2019-05-01 05:54:24 UTC  

@Matthew That's a nice book

2019-05-01 05:54:53 UTC  

Ty, gf gave it to me. They're hideously overpriced

2019-05-01 08:35:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/573064858011041798/Screenshot_20190501-182954_Clover_dev.png

2019-05-01 08:35:15 UTC  

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2019-05-01 08:37:14 UTC  

Technology yay

2019-05-01 11:33:16 UTC  

iTODDLERS BTFO

2019-05-01 11:33:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/573109717644083206/tenor_3.gif

2019-05-01 11:49:47 UTC  

Baste

2019-05-01 12:58:30 UTC  

I sat in bed for 45 minutes last night with an extreme craving for a bowl of cereal

2019-05-01 12:58:47 UTC  

I resisted, but God damn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/573131204841308161/8lLw2Z8.jpg

2019-05-01 13:00:23 UTC  

why dont you just eat the cereal

2019-05-01 13:00:25 UTC  

are you on a diet

2019-05-01 13:00:30 UTC  

congrats

2019-05-01 13:00:37 UTC  

cereal is actual cancer

2019-05-01 13:00:53 UTC  

it's just sugar and corn how can it be bad for you

2019-05-01 13:00:59 UTC  

it works great in preventing masturbation

2019-05-01 13:01:02 UTC  

that's why it was invented

2019-05-01 13:01:22 UTC  

it'll leave you craving for more and it has a shit ton of calories

2019-05-01 13:01:52 UTC  

many north american breakfasts are like that anyway

2019-05-01 13:02:15 UTC  

you're better off just drinking coffee

2019-05-01 13:02:27 UTC  

just eat cereal and a glass of orange juice

2019-05-01 13:02:31 UTC  

it's healthy for you

2019-05-01 13:02:35 UTC  

and have a PB&J sandwich

2019-05-01 13:04:03 UTC  
2019-05-01 13:04:28 UTC  

HK51-K - 7.62 RFNATO out of like a 4-inch barrel.

2019-05-01 13:10:59 UTC  

@Jignx yeah, fatthew is currently on a diet

2019-05-01 13:11:30 UTC  

if I remember correctly he went under 280 lbs yesterday or the day before

2019-05-01 13:16:14 UTC  

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck I was 278.4 this morning. That makes just over 5 lbs this week. Must just be water weight tbh

2019-05-01 13:16:43 UTC  

just do a water fast bro

2019-05-01 13:16:51 UTC  

60 lbs in 30 days

2019-05-01 13:17:20 UTC  

Yeah bro, why don't I just actually kms

2019-05-01 13:17:25 UTC  

Lose all weight instantly

2019-05-01 13:17:51 UTC  

diets dont work anyways

2019-05-01 13:17:54 UTC  

enjoy your rebound

2019-05-01 13:17:57 UTC  

@Matthew you'll see, weight loss goes quite fast when you're extra thicc, but it slows down once you don't have much fat left, then you'll have to start exercising to lose the rest