She couldn't handle the alpha power move, so yeah move on

^

cease

It has many applications, dear

its too tall to be an effective emoji

Emojilets BTFO

see?

It's perfect.

Should probably delet, mods are big gay

tru

Lovers of peepee.

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Okay, this is very not epic

I can't find my diet journal

What in the unholy hell. No way was that on the coffee table the whole time. I think someone roofied me or I'm having a mental break. This is it. I'm dying.

What a bruh moment.

@Matthew That's a nice book

Ty, gf gave it to me. They're hideously overpriced

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Technology yay

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iTODDLERS BTFO

Baste

I sat in bed for 45 minutes last night with an extreme craving for a bowl of cereal

I resisted, but God damn

why dont you just eat the cereal

are you on a diet

congrats

cereal is actual cancer

it's just sugar and corn how can it be bad for you

it works great in preventing masturbation

that's why it was invented

it'll leave you craving for more and it has a shit ton of calories

many north american breakfasts are like that anyway

you're better off just drinking coffee

just eat cereal and a glass of orange juice

it's healthy for you

and have a PB&J sandwich

some fag here might love this one (shamelessly stole these ) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489563945108242433/573130072572035072/1556682786422.png