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2019-02-11 19:36:14 UTC

Ask him if he misses them

2019-02-11 19:36:48 UTC

@Millwood Yes, but the RE2 remake is problematic. It's not diverse enough.

2019-02-11 19:36:53 UTC

Also , you fuckong lied, there is a definite pedoshit moment in dragon maid in the OVA @Matthew

2019-02-11 19:37:03 UTC

Kys

2019-02-11 19:37:07 UTC

...You watched the OVA?

2019-02-11 19:37:49 UTC

Also any interaction with mage kid is entirely pedoshit

2019-02-11 19:38:02 UTC

I don't get you. You said you dropped it, but you actually watched extended universe stuff?

2019-02-11 19:38:07 UTC

Very odd.

2019-02-11 19:39:00 UTC

(he enjoyed the pedo shit)

2019-02-11 19:39:06 UTC

(only solution

2019-02-11 19:39:19 UTC

@kontroll ur porblematic

2019-02-11 19:39:45 UTC

There are Asian and black zombies, it's pretty inclusive

2019-02-11 19:44:25 UTC

>black zombies are inclusive

2019-02-11 19:44:38 UTC

Yeah because the white representation of how black slaves were is very inclusive

2019-02-11 19:44:50 UTC

Thanks for the revisionism, you white supremacist

2019-02-11 19:46:28 UTC

I dropped it but then I had to have something in the background becase I was in an email convo with my land lord

2019-02-11 19:57:10 UTC

@johnfrum ๐Ÿค” you know, you can be tsundere towards a person, but it doesn't really work when you try to be tsundere towards a show. Just admit you enjoyed the show smh

2019-02-11 20:11:37 UTC

It bothers me how Claire and Anette wear skinny jeans in RE2MAKE even though it's in 90's

2019-02-11 20:16:47 UTC

Also how you don't need to turn off the light in darkroom to develop film

2019-02-11 20:16:58 UTC

That should trigger @spaqin

2019-02-11 20:18:23 UTC

You need a dark place to put the film in the developing tank

2019-02-11 20:18:26 UTC

That's all

2019-02-11 20:18:57 UTC

Yeah but unlike original games, you can leave normal light on to develop

2019-02-11 20:19:23 UTC

I just put it in my heart

2019-02-11 20:19:41 UTC

Chemicals can be poured in and out in normal light

2019-02-11 20:41:48 UTC

@bentech @Sapharanth If you get copper lights get this, it's amazing. Like holy shit, how does it work this well.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544619085573652510/JPEG_20190211_124036.jpg

2019-02-11 20:49:44 UTC

Why would you get rid of the disgusting patina

2019-02-11 21:00:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544623815636811796/image0-43.jpg

2019-02-11 21:05:22 UTC

La creatura holding me against the wall? Ok

2019-02-11 21:05:31 UTC

@Matthew you probably dont like everything you eat and yet you insist on continuing to consume

2019-02-11 21:05:46 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-02-11 21:06:13 UTC

Just admit it, John. You enjoyed dragon maid. Clearly you did if you continued watching it.

2019-02-11 21:06:41 UTC

It was on a youtube playlist

2019-02-11 21:14:45 UTC

Excuses. You were in an EMAIL conversation, with probably 10+ minutes between each one, and you never thought to turn something else on? And you went past the TV series and into the OVA? You're full of shit, my dude. You liked Dragon Maid. It's okay, John.

Hngh

Yes pls

2019-02-11 21:38:08 UTC

wait, is John still on about dragon maid ?

2019-02-11 21:53:22 UTC

@Matthew Nice. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-11 21:57:09 UTC

Holy fucking...

2019-02-11 21:57:19 UTC

I set up a rat trap yesterday. Checked it today.

2019-02-11 21:57:28 UTC

Fucking huge beast laying dead in it.

2019-02-11 21:57:31 UTC

With its face chewed off.

2019-02-11 21:58:12 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-11 21:58:21 UTC

means theres little beasties

2019-02-11 21:58:26 UTC

get more traps john

2019-02-11 21:58:43 UTC

Aye.

2019-02-11 21:58:55 UTC

the trap you found today might be a message about your future

2019-02-11 21:59:01 UTC

John? That's the other guy. Unless you're telling him to get traps for me?

2019-02-11 21:59:12 UTC

you will be found in your bed with dragon maid on your laptop still playing and your face chewed off

2019-02-11 21:59:16 UTC

wait

2019-02-11 21:59:18 UTC

yeah you

2019-02-11 21:59:27 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-02-11 21:59:30 UTC

why do I keep thinking youre john for some reason

2019-02-11 21:59:39 UTC

Search me, friendo.

2019-02-11 21:59:44 UTC

yeah I know youre not

2019-02-11 22:00:06 UTC

this isnt the first time I've read a message of yours and thought that its john that sent it

2019-02-11 22:00:27 UTC

Well anyway, gotta get that beastie outside. Throw it in the trash I guess.

2019-02-11 22:00:31 UTC

Set the trap up again.

2019-02-11 22:00:38 UTC

By gods that thing was huge.

2019-02-11 22:08:50 UTC

I just don't understand why @johnfrum is being so coy about it.

2019-02-11 22:10:32 UTC

@Matthew I wouldn't mind that <:benis:239668961011040257>

2019-02-11 22:12:26 UTC

>is John still on about Dragon Maid

2019-02-11 22:12:29 UTC

Quite the opposite

2019-02-11 22:12:41 UTC

He just made a comment and *somebody* had to feel offended by it

2019-02-11 22:13:44 UTC

>Julian is obsessed with John

2019-02-11 22:13:51 UTC

And I thought Matthew was...

2019-02-11 22:14:11 UTC

... makes me reconsider who's the most ***o b s e s s e d*** one

2019-02-11 22:16:14 UTC

I'm not offended, I'm just saying. He kept saying he was dropping the series, but then watched the entire thing including the OVA

2019-02-11 22:16:26 UTC

It's some <:thvnk:332928260004642827> tier shit

2019-02-11 22:21:23 UTC

What a fucking unit. Geez.

2019-02-11 22:21:30 UTC

Where can I upload pictures for y'all to gawk at?

2019-02-11 22:22:38 UTC

chink reddit is the new old 4channel

2019-02-11 22:27:07 UTC

Dead rat.

2019-02-11 22:27:29 UTC

Chink tier resolution. Apparently I had lowered the camera resolution.

2019-02-11 22:27:39 UTC

is it your first time seeing a rat up close?

2019-02-11 22:27:48 UTC

its very normal sized

2019-02-11 22:27:50 UTC

No. Just this size.

2019-02-11 22:28:33 UTC

wild rats are usually a little bigger than tame ones

2019-02-11 22:28:40 UTC

but what happened to the face <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-02-11 22:29:20 UTC

Its friend ate it.

2019-02-11 22:29:33 UTC

There was a generous dollop of peanut butter in the bait hole too.

2019-02-11 22:29:36 UTC

Licked totally clean.

2019-02-11 22:30:11 UTC

Well... I can't say for absolute certain that its friend ate it. On the grounds that they might not have been particularly good friends.

2019-02-11 22:35:04 UTC

Yeah bro that's just a rat

2019-02-11 22:35:14 UTC

Shawn Woods would be so very disappointed with me. I use latex gloves to handle the feckin things, and I wash my hands like 50 times afterwards, rub some alco gel on them, and for good measure I use an anti bacterial wipe as well.

2019-02-11 22:35:29 UTC

He didn't just
>Give it a little flip

2019-02-11 22:35:33 UTC

absolutely shameful

2019-02-11 22:35:34 UTC

I did not.

2019-02-11 22:35:53 UTC

I gave it a chuck down the bins.

2019-02-11 22:36:19 UTC

Did you throw away the entire trap

2019-02-11 22:36:34 UTC

Also, the pictures are probably extra shit tier because in the second one it's laying against the floor. It would look bigger, like the can does, if I held it up more. But then I wouldn't have captured much of its body.

2019-02-11 22:36:51 UTC

Naw. I wiped that down as well, and applied some more peanut butter.

2019-02-11 22:36:59 UTC

It's ready for round two with rat buddy.

2019-02-11 22:37:20 UTC

I used to keep rats as pets

2019-02-11 22:37:30 UTC

Domesticated Rats are very sweet, loving and smart

2019-02-11 22:37:43 UTC

Fantastic trap, btw. Easy to set, easy to trigger, hard to set off accidentally.

2019-02-11 22:37:59 UTC

Wild rats are absolute psychos and should be eliminated with extreme prejudice

2019-02-11 22:38:43 UTC

Bought cheaper ones at the hardware store, and they're the same design... but for some reason they're an absolute bitch to set, and they go off basically whenever they feel like it.

2019-02-11 22:39:20 UTC

Caught a mouse the other day. Its tail had brushed against the trap and got caught. <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2019-02-11 22:39:23 UTC

That's a bit too sensitive.

2019-02-11 22:39:34 UTC

almost as sensitive as muh dik

2019-02-11 22:39:51 UTC

>the only helpful person here is offline

2019-02-11 22:39:52 UTC

fuck

2019-02-11 22:39:58 UTC

Who's that?

2019-02-11 22:40:00 UTC

Me

2019-02-11 22:41:06 UTC

Gonna swing by daddy hardware store tomorrow I think.

2019-02-11 22:41:16 UTC

Looking spectacularly gay.

2019-02-11 22:41:27 UTC

English only

2019-02-11 22:41:40 UTC

Just look at the pretty pictures, burger man.

2019-02-11 22:42:35 UTC

That's $14 USD for a single trap.

2019-02-11 22:44:43 UTC

Basically I'm being offered contract work instead of normal employment

2019-02-11 22:44:47 UTC

So I'm not sure if it's good or bad

2019-02-11 22:45:46 UTC

Contract isn't normal?

2019-02-11 22:45:51 UTC

Umowa o dzieล‚o != umowa o pracฤ™

2019-02-11 22:45:57 UTC

Ah

2019-02-11 22:46:19 UTC

No experience with that but all depends on terms I guess

2019-02-11 22:46:45 UTC

Yeah I'm not sure how to feel about that

2019-02-11 22:47:29 UTC

Work is work but I'm not sure if I wouldn't be earning more in the latter way of work than the former

2019-02-11 22:59:47 UTC

if you mean freelancing, then its usually not beneficial as long as you dont have a highly specialised profession

2019-02-11 23:01:11 UTC

considering that you are a polish codemonkey, its highly doubtful that its better than having a stable job

2019-02-11 23:09:28 UTC

>polish codemonkey
wow rude
|| altho probably true ||

2019-02-11 23:09:44 UTC

He is worse than polish codemonkey

2019-02-11 23:09:45 UTC

Tbh I'm thinking of just sticking along for 2-3 years

2019-02-11 23:09:50 UTC

He is aspiring codemonkey

2019-02-11 23:09:55 UTC

And then when I say I'm good enough with that shit I'll switch

2019-02-11 23:10:28 UTC

>aspiring
Excuse me, this thursday I'll be Engineer sum

2019-02-11 23:13:53 UTC

Sad!

2019-02-11 23:15:57 UTC

Know what is sadder?

2019-02-11 23:16:06 UTC

No good offers near me

2019-02-11 23:17:18 UTC

you ll have a b.sc. in c.s.?

2019-02-11 23:17:33 UTC

well you could use that freelance work to climb up the ladder

2019-02-11 23:17:43 UTC

e.g. doing free lance for first world economies

2019-02-11 23:18:01 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-11 23:18:44 UTC

or be digital nomad farang in thailand

2019-02-11 23:18:58 UTC

living the nu-/g/ dream

2019-02-11 23:19:59 UTC

I dunno, probably will use money earned during this work to buy a studio flat or something like that in a bigger city

2019-02-11 23:20:00 UTC

And get job there

2019-02-11 23:21:11 UTC

As much as I'd love to talk about future my current future is me having to go to sleep since I have to wake up in 7-8 hours

2019-02-11 23:23:50 UTC

Euros thinking they have a future

2019-02-11 23:34:11 UTC

My future doesn't end in 5 years with cardiac arrest tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-02-11 23:34:15 UTC
2019-02-11 23:53:08 UTC

>weird and uncomfortable

2019-02-11 23:53:15 UTC

Uh? Was that how I was supposed to feel?

2019-02-11 23:53:19 UTC

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-02-11 23:54:03 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-02-11 23:55:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544667903920701461/Snapchat-19761379.jpg

2019-02-11 23:56:20 UTC

I suddenly want Mr. X to give it to me

2019-02-11 23:56:28 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-11 23:59:16 UTC

Rare my idea for a trap @kontroll

2019-02-11 23:59:22 UTC

Its like a live trap

2019-02-11 23:59:45 UTC

But it seals the cage and flushes it with nitrogen.

2019-02-12 00:01:02 UTC

Painless death and if I set up the flow right it will be too fazt for the rat to panic and start shitting itself

2019-02-12 00:05:27 UTC

>rat
>Not shitting

2019-02-12 00:05:32 UTC

Pick 1

2019-02-12 00:06:50 UTC

You know your body's going to release anything inside your colon anyways once you die, right?

2019-02-12 00:06:58 UTC

@Matthew it was a rent negotiation so it was back and fourth for a while and I had it on 1.5 speed cunt

2019-02-12 00:07:31 UTC

Yeah okay John

2019-02-12 00:07:48 UTC

Did you get your rent lowered or did you just get fucked less

2019-02-12 00:10:20 UTC

He agreed to take 20% of my electricity bill out of my rent because my house has a basement in a swamp so the sump pump is running 24/7, the rent will stay the same otherwise.

2019-02-12 00:10:56 UTC

Nice. That ain't half bad tbh

2019-02-12 00:11:44 UTC

Whole thing would have been way faster on a phonecall but he refuses to consent to a recording for some fucking reason and I'm in a two party consent state.

2019-02-12 00:14:02 UTC

Yeah and you inconveniently had to watch to an anime you supposedly hated. Poor guy.

2019-02-12 00:21:17 UTC

I certainty realized you have a bad habit of lying out of your ass regarding shit I dont like in anime to shill

2019-02-12 00:21:46 UTC

Just like every weeb on Earth

2019-02-12 00:21:49 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-02-12 00:49:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544681513422422016/Screenshot_System_UI_20190211-194938.png

2019-02-12 00:51:06 UTC

>17 <:you:265281777168416768>

2019-02-12 00:51:39 UTC

remarkable

2019-02-12 00:57:27 UTC

@johnfrum more like I underestimated the illogical leaps you'll take to justify your inherent dislike of anything and everything

2019-02-12 01:37:08 UTC

matt john is right, maidragon is horrible

2019-02-12 01:43:21 UTC

https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/02/11/valve-issues-vr-updates-because-beat-saber-players-exceed-limitations

"Increase limits of what we thought was humanly possible for controller motion based on tracking data from Beat Saber experts," the bullet point reads.

2019-02-12 02:05:36 UTC

@jared He's certainly entitled to that opinion, but this stupid nigger watched the whole thing, plus the OVA, and is inventing reasons for having done so.

2019-02-12 02:05:56 UTC

"Yeah so I watched some gay porno last night, It's not like I like it I was just too lazy to turn it off lol"

2019-02-12 02:09:36 UTC

Funny how you immediately go to porn when talking avout kobeyashi

2019-02-12 02:22:11 UTC

This fuckin guy.

2019-02-12 02:23:06 UTC

@johnfrum why do you think he liked the show?

2019-02-12 02:23:21 UTC

So he can project his fantasies on the characters, of course!

2019-02-12 02:24:51 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-12 02:25:39 UTC

Tbh it did feel oddly like the story was made by someone who was very lonely

2019-02-12 02:25:55 UTC

Like most, if not all, Slice of Life stories

2019-02-12 02:25:56 UTC

๐Ÿ“ฝ

2019-02-12 02:26:40 UTC

Someday you will find your very own drunken office worker, matt!

2019-02-12 02:27:06 UTC

I'll take a warehouse monkey instead.

2019-02-12 02:27:35 UTC

Why would you want another you?

2019-02-12 02:27:43 UTC

My gf doesn't drink, smoke, or eat to excess. It is very comfy <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-12 02:27:44 UTC

I knoe for a fact matt pretends hes kobayashi but hes really tohru

2019-02-12 02:28:02 UTC

When did I say I identified with Kobayashi?

2019-02-12 02:28:07 UTC

Indeed, he seems very needy and clingy

2019-02-12 02:28:15 UTC

^

2019-02-12 02:28:18 UTC

Especially in your regards, John

2019-02-12 02:28:24 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-12 02:28:30 UTC

Stop talking now

2019-02-12 02:28:41 UTC

John may be our Kobayashi

2019-02-12 02:29:07 UTC

Koboyashi is cute, CUTE!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544706491492335617/20190211_202840.jpg

2019-02-12 02:29:11 UTC

I cant afford to move to a way larger apartment on a whim.

2019-02-12 02:29:14 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-12 02:29:26 UTC

Were you planning on having Matt move in?

2019-02-12 02:29:33 UTC

That's too bad...

2019-02-12 02:29:35 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> don't underestimate me, lads

2019-02-12 02:32:29 UTC

>hated the show
>says he watched it in the background, and only in passing
>recalls plot points and characterizations

2019-02-12 02:32:37 UTC

John, JUST ADMIT IT

2019-02-12 02:32:43 UTC

Its not a hard show to get a grasp of, matt

2019-02-12 02:32:50 UTC

That I agree with

2019-02-12 02:32:53 UTC

I know it must have been very taxing for you

2019-02-12 02:37:43 UTC

Poor John

2019-02-12 02:37:51 UTC

Watch Mob Psycho 100, John.

2019-02-12 02:37:54 UTC

Yeah, poor John

2019-02-12 02:38:06 UTC

Putting up with you must be very taxing on him

2019-02-12 02:38:09 UTC

I look forward to you somehow finding sexual degeneracy in THAT.

2019-02-12 02:38:10 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-02-12 02:40:49 UTC

I'm not intrested in shonen shit because I'm not 12, faglord.

2019-02-12 02:42:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2019-02-12 02:42:52 UTC

Alright, John. I'll ask again tomorrow

2019-02-12 02:52:26 UTC

@johnfrum Let me know when you hit 12, then.

2019-02-12 02:56:05 UTC

Very weak bantz, to be expected from auscunt lite

2019-02-12 03:02:54 UTC

I liked that bant. The wording was just poor.

2019-02-12 03:04:29 UTC

A better, more subtle way could've been something like "it's okay, people younger than that could enjoy it too!"

2019-02-12 03:06:16 UTC

Or he just really likes grooming 12 year old children

2019-02-12 03:06:31 UTC

@johnfrum beware, John!

2019-02-12 03:14:19 UTC

Cursed image

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544717866411360302/IMG_20190211_201925.jpg

2019-02-12 03:14:33 UTC

Also, shit finally got real in Dororo

2019-02-12 03:14:37 UTC

:U

2019-02-12 04:19:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544734202394968074/jamiroquai.webm

2019-02-12 04:32:12 UTC

why are we here? just to suffer...

2019-02-12 04:32:18 UTC

punished ice climber

2019-02-12 04:38:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544739037630693376/out.webm

2019-02-12 04:54:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544742978934276097/Guy_wakes_up_from_surgery.webm

2019-02-12 05:05:53 UTC

good post

2019-02-12 06:44:59 UTC

mob psycho is bad

2019-02-12 06:52:54 UTC

@johnfrum watch card captor sakura

2019-02-12 07:11:18 UTC

@johnfrum what anime do you enjoy normally?

2019-02-12 07:11:30 UTC

People keep throwing shit at the wall and hope that it sticks

2019-02-12 08:08:40 UTC

>mob psycho is bad
you're bad

2019-02-12 08:27:24 UTC

Rodent update: The rap trap I set up yesterday has been licked clean.

2019-02-12 08:27:34 UTC

I hope that means there's just mice left.

2019-02-12 08:29:01 UTC

>rap trap

2019-02-12 08:29:17 UTC

Is it black astolfo or like

2019-02-12 08:29:38 UTC

A cage with travis scott playing and a trap door

2019-02-12 09:12:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544807925038972930/PgW1EiK.png

2019-02-12 09:15:59 UTC

Hover hand
It ain't his

2019-02-12 09:33:42 UTC

the girls looks pregnant

2019-02-12 10:32:52 UTC

She is

2019-02-12 11:19:25 UTC

_You're now connected to Amit from Amazon.de_

2019-02-12 11:19:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544839968829210625/unknown.png

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