Yea, but you don't like anything that's good, so it stands to reason you'd like things that suck @johnfrum

They tend to be very good at whatever they do and have an autistic deadpan humour that keeps rolling unlike the english who stop and expect you to laugh.

i've met three dutch people, one is a soyboy, one is pretty normal but lanklet, and one is a 195 cm tall girl

'nuff said

so average height then?

yup

tall women are 😩

she's also suicidal, which feels kinda dutch

Too bad my gf is like 5'4"

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can't imagine how bad that must be matthew, when your gf is taller than you

don't know how you cope

i'd rather have short and thicc over tall and thin for women

opposite for men

short dont even look like women

most of the time

Nevermind. She's 5'1"

Huuuuuuh

I'm 6' even

if its less than 5'5 its a no go from me

with short i don't mean underage or midget short

i just mean, well

150-160

thats 1.5 times midget short

imagine ur son becoming midget cause u married 150 girl...

Huuuh

its ok i think i saw on the news that height is fixable thru surgery now

manlets applause

Hopefully my super-potent cum will overpower my gf's shortness genes

just leave it outside a foster home in a little basket if it's a boy

huohhh

i hope so too for ur son;s good

or just buy nord female cum

i dont member the word for that

Uh

Females don't have cum

i mean the cells

whatever it is

@porco learned that the hard way

Eggs, you idiot

did he get pissed

yes eggs

my brain is full of atmospheres cause exam tomorrow...

He got pissed ON and swallowed trap cum

my mom is nordic and she's 164 ish, better watch out

Luckily he escaped before the scat-play started

He's Italian, not German. @sdeck would've loved to have a trap drop a steamer on his chest

Greeks confirmed to be lizard people

Lizardmen always pay their debts

lizardmen are kind

The Greek, not so much.

@sum The Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty decent, after the first episode. It starts to play into the Isekei Harem trope thing, then whips in the other direction real quick

The main character gets #MeToo'd

Pigarchu

I want Sailor Lasagna to become an actual thing now

!answer should I kms

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer should I kill myself

1-800-273-TALK 8255

Guess that's a no

I'm safe for another day

Inb4 Wolfram Alpha sends the IP that request came from to the police

Police arent in the business of stopping your god given right if suicide

I can attest to the contrary, John.

If you tell the cops that you or someone you know is about to kill themselves, they will bust down the door and take you into custody.

I mean, not to be a downer. But yeah

it's basically swatting

suicide is technically illegal in most nations

in the UK it's not

but you're not going to get prosecuted for trying to kys

Damn police state and damn social nets for stopping suicide.

I mean, you won't do jail time, but hospitals will hold you against your will until a judge mandates that you have to undergo treatment.

So no, it's not necessarily illegal, but they WILL imprison you and force you to live.

>you tell them someone you know will kill themselves
>they will bust down the door and take you into custody

What about the guy killing himself?

The sentence was worded strange. I think you know that.

Yeah, generally you dont want to have a guy who is nuts, thinks he has nothing to lose and has a weapon into general population until you figure out if that might possibly be turned outwards

Also suicide is legal in the US, matt

Since like the 90s

It is legal, but there are ramifications to attempting it.

they'll force you into treatment

Fair enough

John, go to a doctor, say "I'm going to kill myself", then try to leave.

Sad cunts need to git gud or stop bothering people.

You won't make it to your car.

therapists and doctors are required to violate confidentiality right

if you say you're suicidal

in a few states now they can take away your guns if someone says you're a tad crazed

Voluntary euthanasia should be legal and should be a service hospitals can choose to offer.

McSuicde

I dont agree

Doctors will push people towards euthanasia

I doubt that.

I think it should be allowed only if the patent gives express, notarized consent and is allowed a waiting period

Maybe having the possibility on the table would make people who otherwise wouldn't think of it do it, but I don't think doctors would encourage it.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/denied-assisted-life-by-hospital-ontario-man-is-offered-death-instead-lawsuit

I dont know what came of the threat of a lawsuit

Okay but we're talking about policy in REAL countries like America