Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 544672497228841000


2019-02-11 23:53:08 UTC  

>weird and uncomfortable

2019-02-11 23:53:15 UTC  

Uh? Was that how I was supposed to feel?

2019-02-11 23:53:19 UTC  

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-02-11 23:54:03 UTC  

🤔

2019-02-11 23:55:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544667903920701461/Snapchat-19761379.jpg

2019-02-11 23:56:20 UTC  

I suddenly want Mr. X to give it to me

2019-02-11 23:56:28 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-11 23:59:16 UTC  

Rare my idea for a trap @kontroll

2019-02-11 23:59:22 UTC  

Its like a live trap

2019-02-11 23:59:45 UTC  

But it seals the cage and flushes it with nitrogen.

2019-02-12 00:01:02 UTC  

Painless death and if I set up the flow right it will be too fazt for the rat to panic and start shitting itself

2019-02-12 00:05:27 UTC  

>rat
>Not shitting

2019-02-12 00:05:32 UTC  

Pick 1

2019-02-12 00:06:50 UTC  

You know your body's going to release anything inside your colon anyways once you die, right?

2019-02-12 00:06:58 UTC  

@Matthew it was a rent negotiation so it was back and fourth for a while and I had it on 1.5 speed cunt

2019-02-12 00:07:31 UTC  

Yeah okay John

2019-02-12 00:07:48 UTC  

Did you get your rent lowered or did you just get fucked less

2019-02-12 00:10:20 UTC  

He agreed to take 20% of my electricity bill out of my rent because my house has a basement in a swamp so the sump pump is running 24/7, the rent will stay the same otherwise.

2019-02-12 00:10:56 UTC  

Nice. That ain't half bad tbh

2019-02-12 00:11:44 UTC  

Whole thing would have been way faster on a phonecall but he refuses to consent to a recording for some fucking reason and I'm in a two party consent state.

2019-02-12 00:14:02 UTC  

Yeah and you inconveniently had to watch to an anime you supposedly hated. Poor guy.

2019-02-12 00:21:17 UTC  

I certainty realized you have a bad habit of lying out of your ass regarding shit I dont like in anime to shill

2019-02-12 00:21:46 UTC  

Just like every weeb on Earth

2019-02-12 00:21:49 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-02-12 00:49:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544681513422422016/Screenshot_System_UI_20190211-194938.png

2019-02-12 00:51:06 UTC  

>17 <:you:265281777168416768>

2019-02-12 00:51:39 UTC  

remarkable

2019-02-12 00:57:27 UTC  

@johnfrum more like I underestimated the illogical leaps you'll take to justify your inherent dislike of anything and everything

2019-02-12 01:37:08 UTC  

matt john is right, maidragon is horrible

2019-02-12 01:43:21 UTC  

https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/02/11/valve-issues-vr-updates-because-beat-saber-players-exceed-limitations

"Increase limits of what we thought was humanly possible for controller motion based on tracking data from Beat Saber experts," the bullet point reads.

2019-02-12 02:05:36 UTC  

@jared He's certainly entitled to that opinion, but this stupid nigger watched the whole thing, plus the OVA, and is inventing reasons for having done so.

2019-02-12 02:05:56 UTC  

"Yeah so I watched some gay porno last night, It's not like I like it I was just too lazy to turn it off lol"

2019-02-12 02:09:36 UTC  

Funny how you immediately go to porn when talking avout kobeyashi

2019-02-12 02:22:11 UTC  

This fuckin guy.

2019-02-12 02:23:06 UTC  

@johnfrum why do you think he liked the show?

2019-02-12 02:23:21 UTC  

So he can project his fantasies on the characters, of course!

2019-02-12 02:24:51 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-12 02:25:39 UTC  

Tbh it did feel oddly like the story was made by someone who was very lonely

2019-02-12 02:25:55 UTC  

Like most, if not all, Slice of Life stories