this isnt the first time I've read a message of yours and thought that its john that sent it

Well anyway, gotta get that beastie outside. Throw it in the trash I guess.

Set the trap up again.

By gods that thing was huge.

I just don't understand why @johnfrum is being so coy about it.

@Matthew I wouldn't mind that <:benis:239668961011040257>

>is John still on about Dragon Maid

Quite the opposite

He just made a comment and *somebody* had to feel offended by it

>Julian is obsessed with John

And I thought Matthew was...

... makes me reconsider who's the most ***o b s e s s e d*** one

I'm not offended, I'm just saying. He kept saying he was dropping the series, but then watched the entire thing including the OVA

It's some <:thvnk:332928260004642827> tier shit

What a fucking unit. Geez.

Where can I upload pictures for y'all to gawk at?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/

chink reddit is the new old 4channel

<https://imgur.com/a/xuxzQu3>

Dead rat.

Chink tier resolution. Apparently I had lowered the camera resolution.

is it your first time seeing a rat up close?

its very normal sized

No. Just this size.

wild rats are usually a little bigger than tame ones

but what happened to the face <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Its friend ate it.

There was a generous dollop of peanut butter in the bait hole too.

Licked totally clean.

Well... I can't say for absolute certain that its friend ate it. On the grounds that they might not have been particularly good friends.

Yeah bro that's just a rat

Shawn Woods would be so very disappointed with me. I use latex gloves to handle the feckin things, and I wash my hands like 50 times afterwards, rub some alco gel on them, and for good measure I use an anti bacterial wipe as well.

He didn't just
>Give it a little flip

absolutely shameful

I did not.

I gave it a chuck down the bins.

Did you throw away the entire trap

Also, the pictures are probably extra shit tier because in the second one it's laying against the floor. It would look bigger, like the can does, if I held it up more. But then I wouldn't have captured much of its body.

Naw. I wiped that down as well, and applied some more peanut butter.

It's ready for round two with rat buddy.

I used to keep rats as pets