Not last time though

@Tribit is spurdo posting ok?

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@Matthew sadness of not being welcome in a community, masked by pretent turbo autism, claiming "hurr I don't want to be there I just want to fuck them up"

He's wasting his time for nothing in return, spends time harassing me over messages, telling people to shitpost for him and more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WhLkLD9P9w

Very kek.

You posted that yesterday already

No that was sum

Ah, sum. Brother!

@porco whom

@porco what kind of harassment does he send you?

The times he pm'd me he would just talk about smoking weed with Susanna or some shit like that. I honestly don't understand him

> when your political rival ((happy merchant hands)) you in front of the entire nation

@Matthew he doesn't have a gf

Rip

>paid day off because waste pipe burst

Nice

Shitty day, huh?

/me slaps knee

No, my day is going pretty well

No, see, it was a-

It's too early for this, John

You joke didnt work

I can't sleep and the gf wants to go to the mall tomorrow <:kms:327934280619655179>

Today

You have maybe 4 hours

Faggot. The day doesn't change until I sleep

Well maybe you shouldnt have drank so many caffinated drinks

Drunken?

I bet you unironically say "I haven't seen you in a year!" To people on January 1st smh

Actually, I abstained from sips today

Yesterday

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You're gonna get gaped if you keep this up.

No I won't.
You'll be at the mall

I always get really restless after sex. Maybe I should become incel for my health

Do malls still exist?

Who goes to them?

Yes

Besides you

The Mall of America is a major tourist attraction

Hence why I'm going at 10 AM on a Wednesday. <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

Meet me there, John. I'll buy you an Orange Julius <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Thats not alcoholic and I'm not intrested

You can meet my gf and we'll spitroast you in the food court bathroom

Anyway, I made a better hipster pencil.

> not Velma

What is that casing? 556?

30-30

Was the first bullet I killed a deer with

I thought 30.30 wasn't necked

That's 30 carbine. Why g*d why

Nigga what? Are you thinking .30 carbine

Fucker

Get out of my head

Relax, I only know because demo ranch uploaded a video of a pistol chambered in 30 carbine

I have no interest in meme rounds

30-30 is not a meme round and if you did anything but fingerfuck your deer rifle and actually hunted you would know that

But 30 carbine is.

Which is what I was talking about. Dipshit-sama.

Go to sleep youre drunk

I fucking can't

Just close your eyes

Go to sleep

https://youtu.be/WtmAB9QS9hc

Blowing my load gave me a Jimmy Neutron brain blast and I can't stop thinking about what kind of shoes I want to buy tomorrow

Do I want new boots? Do I want comfy sneakers?

Get running shoes

They are comfier than sneakers because they breathe

You don't want me to be able to run faster, John.

With all this inertia, I'm already a rape train with no brakes

I think I want some nice slip on shoes so I don't have to go through the hassle of lacing up whenever I just want to take the trash out or let stamper out

Your breaks are the sleep you deprived yourswlf of because you dont like going outside.

Tomorrow is his 7th birthday, apparently. Gf wants to get him a special cookie or something

>leaving your dog alone all day on his birthday

I like being outside a lot, John. Its just fucking 5 degrees right now. 🤔

Use that to guilt your wife into staying inside

It's too late. She already gave me my "thanks for driving my blind ass everywhere" beej.

Never Welch on a beej, John.

I told you multiple times not to talk to me while touching your penis

I think a 7 year old is too young for special cookies

You think a dog not in a dumplung is too young for something

Or something

Oh we aren't talking human

Still >giving weed to your dog

I'm not! It is sore and raw because gf always uses top teeth like carrot peeler <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Wtf

Wow, I'm actually super tired that was Alzheimer's teir bantz

I will do better next time

Soon there will be nothing left

Did you see new emoji, John?

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I'm actually okay with this one

Extremely low quality and self indulgent of porco to name it after himself when I bet he didnt even make it

It's the Chinese year of the pig

Omg

I can get beef and broccoli from panda express tomorrow

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