That's 30 carbine. Why g*d why

Nigga what? Are you thinking .30 carbine

Fucker

Get out of my head

Relax, I only know because demo ranch uploaded a video of a pistol chambered in 30 carbine

I have no interest in meme rounds

30-30 is not a meme round and if you did anything but fingerfuck your deer rifle and actually hunted you would know that

But 30 carbine is.

Which is what I was talking about. Dipshit-sama.

Go to sleep youre drunk

I fucking can't

Just close your eyes

Go to sleep

https://youtu.be/WtmAB9QS9hc

Blowing my load gave me a Jimmy Neutron brain blast and I can't stop thinking about what kind of shoes I want to buy tomorrow

Do I want new boots? Do I want comfy sneakers?

Get running shoes

They are comfier than sneakers because they breathe

You don't want me to be able to run faster, John.

With all this inertia, I'm already a rape train with no brakes

I think I want some nice slip on shoes so I don't have to go through the hassle of lacing up whenever I just want to take the trash out or let stamper out

Your breaks are the sleep you deprived yourswlf of because you dont like going outside.

Tomorrow is his 7th birthday, apparently. Gf wants to get him a special cookie or something

>leaving your dog alone all day on his birthday

I like being outside a lot, John. Its just fucking 5 degrees right now. 🤔

Use that to guilt your wife into staying inside

It's too late. She already gave me my "thanks for driving my blind ass everywhere" beej.

Never Welch on a beej, John.

I told you multiple times not to talk to me while touching your penis

I think a 7 year old is too young for special cookies

You think a dog not in a dumplung is too young for something

Or something

Oh we aren't talking human

Still >giving weed to your dog

I'm not! It is sore and raw because gf always uses top teeth like carrot peeler <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Wtf

Wow, I'm actually super tired that was Alzheimer's teir bantz

I will do better next time

Soon there will be nothing left

Did you see new emoji, John?

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