D O N ' T

I should get chinese food today, I havent been in pain while eating in a while.

Orange Chicken dear

It's the best

Actual chinese food

German shepherd dear

Solid 1/8 inch of chili oilon top of this slop

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I like the clotted pigs blood

But yes, orange chicken is the best american chinese food.

If the menu doesn't look like this it isn't real Chinese

Oh god I'm hungry now

I skipped dinner tonight since I had a big lunch

If you eat a big breakfast you'll spoil your lunch

Two piece chicken meal with mashed potatoes and coleslaw

Thigh and leg

Oh god, it's been 16 whole hours since I last ate

How do Ethiopians handle this

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If I get out of bed gf will Wake up

This is hell

Go to sleep then

People who are sleeping cannot be hungry

I'm not tired!

Time for plan B.

I'm gonna go chug half a bottle of Nyquil.

If you have nedside snaks I am not speaking to ypu and will block you

Oh

Yeah, thats not as bad

Jesus Christ, John. How much of the "Matt is morbidly obese" meme do you believe? I'm hurt

Its not putside the relm of possibility

And maybe youre just extremely lazy

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bf5TxT5dqM> this way of holding a pen is completely retarded. Good gods.

Asatru is a false and cringy religion.

Tfw I'm so late for falling asleep that I'm actually awake for @kontroll's morning bitchfest

This is really bad

Morning? It's noon.

I mean in REAL countries.

Yes, it's noon.

Sweden is not real

Poor guy, he doesn't know.

I wonder how many of you hold pens like that.

4 Benadryl and 4 ibuprofen will have to do. No Nyquil.

Sweet || death|| sleep take me soon

Does not sound overly safe, buddy-o.

I think my dad does when he uses a fountain pen.

It is when you're thrice as heavy as the average man, buddy-o

Fair.

600 lb gang rise up (but not too quickly)

Also he is writing over a camera you intolerable faggot

John is triggered, he must really hold his pen that way

Doesn't even preposition properly. 🤔

>doesn't even worship God properly

CONFESS

Misshapen pluses on your shoulders. <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

plural of plus is plusi Dumbass

Tiny planer <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I want this but have no use for it

> foreign declensions

> current year

Hold me closer tiny planer

>spaces after greentext
>current year

It's not green.

Neither is your bank account lol

That's right.

😦

Gottem

The term is black for good standing in banking.

> black
> in good standing

John, I...

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Now you're just trying to annoy me woth yhe spacing.

Ay yo I can guarantee you a good RoI

Big Nigga got a chest tattoo on his neck

I wonder if he called in to get a quote, then when he showed up in person the tattoo nerd realized he'd been played.

😂

Goddamn yhe ending to girls last tour is bullshit

Fuck you @Matthew

He's found another thinkpad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-c_ClvIE1U

Am I supposed to be surprised?

Japan is a dump of old technology

Ok I'm done with my first REmake2 run

@sum r u playing?

Or pussied out

More like waiting for another repack

Since while I was installing I saw this

`Resident.Evil.2.Crackfix-CODEX`

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After you beat your first scenario you can change costumes on the fly which is nice btw

Or maybe it's only for 2nd run, not sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVO_95DfSrw

Claire's classic outfit got whored out

Did they reduced the bike spats?

Spats are the same but she got a no sleeve under the vest

Kek dat double mrx