Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 542660119360438279
/me slaps knee
No, my day is going pretty well
No, see, it was a-
It's too early for this, John
You joke didnt work
I can't sleep and the gf wants to go to the mall tomorrow <:kms:327934280619655179>
Today
You have maybe 4 hours
Faggot. The day doesn't change until I sleep
Well maybe you shouldnt have drank so many caffinated drinks
Drunken?
I bet you unironically say "I haven't seen you in a year!" To people on January 1st smh
Actually, I abstained from sips today
Yesterday
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You're gonna get gaped if you keep this up.
No I won't.
You'll be at the mall
I always get really restless after sex. Maybe I should become incel for my health
Do malls still exist?
Who goes to them?
Besides you
The Mall of America is a major tourist attraction
Hence why I'm going at 10 AM on a Wednesday. <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>
Meet me there, John. I'll buy you an Orange Julius <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Thats not alcoholic and I'm not intrested
You can meet my gf and we'll spitroast you in the food court bathroom
> not Velma
What is that casing? 556?
30-30
Was the first bullet I killed a deer with
I thought 30.30 wasn't necked
That's 30 carbine. Why g*d why
Nigga what? Are you thinking .30 carbine
Fucker
Get out of my head
Relax, I only know because demo ranch uploaded a video of a pistol chambered in 30 carbine
I have no interest in meme rounds
30-30 is not a meme round and if you did anything but fingerfuck your deer rifle and actually hunted you would know that
But 30 carbine is.