I bet you unironically say "I haven't seen you in a year!" To people on January 1st smh

Actually, I abstained from sips today

Yesterday

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You're gonna get gaped if you keep this up.

No I won't.
You'll be at the mall

I always get really restless after sex. Maybe I should become incel for my health

Do malls still exist?

Who goes to them?

Yes

Besides you

The Mall of America is a major tourist attraction

Hence why I'm going at 10 AM on a Wednesday. <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

Meet me there, John. I'll buy you an Orange Julius <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Thats not alcoholic and I'm not intrested

You can meet my gf and we'll spitroast you in the food court bathroom

Anyway, I made a better hipster pencil.

> not Velma

What is that casing? 556?

30-30

Was the first bullet I killed a deer with

I thought 30.30 wasn't necked

That's 30 carbine. Why g*d why

Nigga what? Are you thinking .30 carbine

Fucker

Get out of my head

Relax, I only know because demo ranch uploaded a video of a pistol chambered in 30 carbine

I have no interest in meme rounds

30-30 is not a meme round and if you did anything but fingerfuck your deer rifle and actually hunted you would know that

But 30 carbine is.

Which is what I was talking about. Dipshit-sama.

Go to sleep youre drunk

I fucking can't

Just close your eyes

Go to sleep

https://youtu.be/WtmAB9QS9hc

Blowing my load gave me a Jimmy Neutron brain blast and I can't stop thinking about what kind of shoes I want to buy tomorrow

Do I want new boots? Do I want comfy sneakers?

Get running shoes

They are comfier than sneakers because they breathe

You don't want me to be able to run faster, John.