Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 542660194392473631


2019-02-06 10:51:13 UTC  

No, see, it was a-

2019-02-06 10:51:24 UTC  

It's too early for this, John

2019-02-06 10:52:44 UTC  

You joke didnt work

2019-02-06 10:52:46 UTC  

I can't sleep and the gf wants to go to the mall tomorrow <:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-02-06 10:53:06 UTC  

Today

2019-02-06 10:53:12 UTC  

You have maybe 4 hours

2019-02-06 10:53:23 UTC  

Faggot. The day doesn't change until I sleep

2019-02-06 10:53:52 UTC  

Well maybe you shouldnt have drank so many caffinated drinks

2019-02-06 10:53:55 UTC  

Drunken?

2019-02-06 10:53:55 UTC  

I bet you unironically say "I haven't seen you in a year!" To people on January 1st smh

2019-02-06 10:54:07 UTC  

Actually, I abstained from sips today

2019-02-06 10:54:14 UTC  

Yesterday

2019-02-06 10:54:23 UTC  

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-06 10:54:39 UTC  

You're gonna get gaped if you keep this up.

2019-02-06 10:55:34 UTC  

No I won't.
You'll be at the mall

2019-02-06 10:56:24 UTC  

I always get really restless after sex. Maybe I should become incel for my health

2019-02-06 10:57:27 UTC  

Do malls still exist?

2019-02-06 10:57:33 UTC  

Who goes to them?

2019-02-06 10:57:34 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-06 10:57:40 UTC  

Besides you

2019-02-06 10:57:52 UTC  

The Mall of America is a major tourist attraction

2019-02-06 10:58:13 UTC  

Hence why I'm going at 10 AM on a Wednesday. <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2019-02-06 11:00:51 UTC  

Meet me there, John. I'll buy you an Orange Julius <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-06 11:05:50 UTC  

Thats not alcoholic and I'm not intrested

2019-02-06 11:06:28 UTC  

You can meet my gf and we'll spitroast you in the food court bathroom

2019-02-06 11:06:57 UTC  

Anyway, I made a better hipster pencil.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/542662481424809984/20190206_060455.jpg

2019-02-06 11:07:13 UTC  

> not Velma

2019-02-06 11:07:52 UTC  

What is that casing? 556?

2019-02-06 11:08:06 UTC  

30-30

2019-02-06 11:08:28 UTC  

Was the first bullet I killed a deer with

2019-02-06 11:08:30 UTC  

I thought 30.30 wasn't necked

2019-02-06 11:08:54 UTC  

That's 30 carbine. Why g*d why

2019-02-06 11:08:55 UTC  

Nigga what? Are you thinking .30 carbine

2019-02-06 11:09:01 UTC  

Fucker

2019-02-06 11:09:09 UTC  

Get out of my head

2019-02-06 11:09:52 UTC  

Relax, I only know because demo ranch uploaded a video of a pistol chambered in 30 carbine

2019-02-06 11:10:35 UTC  

I have no interest in meme rounds

2019-02-06 11:11:12 UTC  

30-30 is not a meme round and if you did anything but fingerfuck your deer rifle and actually hunted you would know that

2019-02-06 11:11:24 UTC  

But 30 carbine is.

2019-02-06 11:11:46 UTC  

Which is what I was talking about. Dipshit-sama.

2019-02-06 11:13:13 UTC  

Go to sleep youre drunk