You're gonna hafta start at the back, ain't reaching far enough from the front

If Krieger was here he'd gladly take it @Matthew

Okay but Krieger might ACTUALLY be dead

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Knowing Krieger and how much he caught Matthew could test his theory on ghosts by turning into one.

congratulations from beyond the grave @nicebear

marry your slag soulmate, you fucking godless heathen

all of you

@Tervy @Matthew @nicebear

I'll propose to J tomorrow if you take the dog.

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you don't actually mean that

you're just trying to guilt me into getting a dog

also I mean actually marriage, not giving each other over priced silly bands.

Okay, then by that metric, we're already married. We love each other very much, we've made binding legal agreements that hinge on our continued cohabitation and cooperation, and our finances are inextricably linked.

I fucking knew it

this dog is going to a nice family with two snot nosed brats who will love it and then watch it die.

Take the dog, John.

I already made arrangements, I also wasn't going to keep up my deal either

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswibLMWYXg

I won't lie though, that gave me big thinkums until I remembered what you already did.

What do you mean?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

you bought each other cheap chinkshit rings as promise rings like fucking weebs

Excuse you.

*I* bought myself a chinkshit ring.

SHE bought herself a $40 silicon band.

https://ensorings.com/

I am not the retard here.

yes fucking Christ you went on and on about it

because it was 20x as expensive as my ring.

My ring that was made of actual metal, and not a rubber band.

If your sister did this, you'd be here crying about it.

I thought you bought it because she wanted it, why did you complain if it wasn't your money.

Because her money IS my money, through a layer of abstraction.

and you're married through a layer of abstraction

She almost bought a $64 paint pallet yesterday. I had to kebosh that.

but that doesn't count so shut up

It doesn't count *to you*. I think the progression of our relationship has reached its apex. It's you who thinks it needs something more to be "official".

Here's a WIP of a portrait she's doing of Stamper.

@johnfrum

😂 👌

Huhh

>yellow nicknames

Circlejerking server, huh?

Everyone is yellow except mods

they're red, like their gaping assholes

And you're as yellow as their piss, I assume?

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I'll kill you.

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

>didn't deny

big if tru

I didn't choose the role colors

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I'm only admin on my /csg/ bootleg mockup server

https://youtu.be/bmYijVr_HYw

The only track that grew on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWzJhkrZm5Y

@Matthew can I be admin so I can ban people I dont like

No

Banning people for minor offense is FAGGOT SHIT

He was planning on banning you, sweetie

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WIP 2

She can paint but she can't check if the milk in the fridge is expired, huh

😏

your gf must be talented, I think that's the closest senpyro has come to a compliment that wasn't at least 40% bitchy.

Well, yes, it's definitely a talent to not check if the food you're eating is still edible or not

Actually, there were 11 bitchy words in that sentence, but only 3 words of compliment, along with 2 filler words.

So of 16 words, 11 were bitchy. I think that's ~66% bitchy.

68.75%

sentiment matters more than content, matt

no one would tolerate you otherwise

This is why you'll never find love, John.

Nobody likes a pragmatist.

Matthew proving John's right, like always

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what I described is the opposite of pragmatism, tho

How would he know, when all he types out lacks content but not sentiment?

ha ha! I don't know what pragmatism is!

okay, tell me how a pragmatist would value sentiment over content?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKoZWmuO-UA

Lacks content but not contempt, definitely

https://youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM

i almost had my dick sucked yesterday

But as it turns out I am not flexible enough

🥁

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/europe/2019/03/13/italy-outraged-as-court-finds-victim-too-ugly-to-be-raped.html

Based pastaniggers

Am I still omnipresent in every being ?

Yeee

Kek

Still omnipresent and irrelevant, yes

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ nice try

@Tribit he wanted me to change his name

So I did