Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 555582842785103882
I'll propose to J tomorrow if you take the dog.
<:woah:333623269674713098>
you don't actually mean that
you're just trying to guilt me into getting a dog
also I mean actually marriage, not giving each other over priced silly bands.
Okay, then by that metric, we're already married. We love each other very much, we've made binding legal agreements that hinge on our continued cohabitation and cooperation, and our finances are inextricably linked.
I fucking knew it
this dog is going to a nice family with two snot nosed brats who will love it and then watch it die.
Take the dog, John.
I already made arrangements, I also wasn't going to keep up my deal either
<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>
I won't lie though, that gave me big thinkums until I remembered what you already did.
What do you mean?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
you bought each other cheap chinkshit rings as promise rings like fucking weebs
Excuse you.
*I* bought myself a chinkshit ring.
SHE bought herself a $40 silicon band.
I am not the retard here.
yes fucking Christ you went on and on about it
because it was 20x as expensive as my ring.
My ring that was made of actual metal, and not a rubber band.
If your sister did this, you'd be here crying about it.
I thought you bought it because she wanted it, why did you complain if it wasn't your money.
Because her money IS my money, through a layer of abstraction.
and you're married through a layer of abstraction
She almost bought a $64 paint pallet yesterday. I had to kebosh that.
but that doesn't count so shut up
It doesn't count *to you*. I think the progression of our relationship has reached its apex. It's you who thinks it needs something more to be "official".
😂 👌
Huhh
>yellow nicknames
Circlejerking server, huh?
Everyone is yellow except mods
they're red, like their gaping assholes
And you're as yellow as their piss, I assume?