I'm gonna punch my dick through the back of your throat if you keep bullying me.

You're gonna hafta start at the back, ain't reaching far enough from the front

If Krieger was here he'd gladly take it @Matthew

Okay but Krieger might ACTUALLY be dead

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Knowing Krieger and how much he caught Matthew could test his theory on ghosts by turning into one.

congratulations from beyond the grave @nicebear

marry your slag soulmate, you fucking godless heathen

all of you

@Tervy @Matthew @nicebear

I'll propose to J tomorrow if you take the dog.

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you don't actually mean that

you're just trying to guilt me into getting a dog

also I mean actually marriage, not giving each other over priced silly bands.

Okay, then by that metric, we're already married. We love each other very much, we've made binding legal agreements that hinge on our continued cohabitation and cooperation, and our finances are inextricably linked.

I fucking knew it

this dog is going to a nice family with two snot nosed brats who will love it and then watch it die.

Take the dog, John.

I already made arrangements, I also wasn't going to keep up my deal either

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswibLMWYXg

I won't lie though, that gave me big thinkums until I remembered what you already did.

What do you mean?

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you bought each other cheap chinkshit rings as promise rings like fucking weebs

Excuse you.

*I* bought myself a chinkshit ring.

SHE bought herself a $40 silicon band.

https://ensorings.com/

I am not the retard here.

yes fucking Christ you went on and on about it

because it was 20x as expensive as my ring.

My ring that was made of actual metal, and not a rubber band.

If your sister did this, you'd be here crying about it.

I thought you bought it because she wanted it, why did you complain if it wasn't your money.

Because her money IS my money, through a layer of abstraction.

and you're married through a layer of abstraction

She almost bought a $64 paint pallet yesterday. I had to kebosh that.

but that doesn't count so shut up

It doesn't count *to you*. I think the progression of our relationship has reached its apex. It's you who thinks it needs something more to be "official".