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2019-03-14 00:45:16 UTC

sorry john matt is just more relevant

2019-03-14 00:45:39 UTC

John do you have a nice handwriting?

2019-03-14 00:45:39 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 00:45:53 UTC

no absolulty horrible

2019-03-14 00:46:15 UTC

me too

2019-03-14 00:47:11 UTC

John post handwriting

2019-03-14 00:47:38 UTC

that's because you wrote in Greek squiggles

2019-03-14 00:47:44 UTC

Russians have the same problem

2019-03-14 00:47:57 UTC

Indians close second

2019-03-14 00:48:43 UTC

Did you post handwriting, left? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 00:48:51 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 00:48:58 UTC
2019-03-14 00:49:03 UTC

U too @johnfrum

2019-03-14 00:49:23 UTC

>Giving out all those <:you:265281777168416768>s for free

2019-03-14 00:49:26 UTC

sigh

2019-03-14 00:49:33 UTC
2019-03-14 00:49:35 UTC
2019-03-14 00:49:36 UTC
2019-03-14 00:49:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-03-14 00:49:58 UTC

@Matthew you're lucky I'm in a good mood

2019-03-14 00:50:13 UTC

here's three for you because you felt so left out

2019-03-14 00:50:35 UTC

fuck, that obnoxious song is going to be stuck in my head

2019-03-14 00:50:41 UTC

just kidding @Matthew you quickly realised your mistake and deleted it

2019-03-14 00:50:43 UTC

is all good

2019-03-14 00:51:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555553532200222758/gorilla.png

2019-03-14 00:51:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-14 00:52:15 UTC

huh, harambe was only like 3 years ago

2019-03-14 00:52:29 UTC

I thought it was a 2008 meme

2019-03-14 00:52:31 UTC

@johnfrum Post your handwriting of "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" you lazy bitch, we need to judge you

2019-03-14 00:54:26 UTC

im not gonna bother

2019-03-14 00:54:30 UTC

if i really really try its readable

2019-03-14 00:56:11 UTC

Good

2019-03-14 00:56:20 UTC

our handwriting is mostly the same

2019-03-14 00:56:21 UTC

Don't be scariety cat

2019-03-14 00:57:24 UTC

What are you hiding, John

2019-03-14 00:57:32 UTC

Are you a handlet AND a writelet?

2019-03-14 00:57:49 UTC

you saw my handwriting, retard

2019-03-14 00:58:04 UTC

When and where

2019-03-14 00:58:24 UTC

What if he's ... a penlet? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 00:58:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555555299805757481/Screenshot_20180618-200619.jpg

2019-03-14 00:58:46 UTC

This is a work of art, not a handwriting sample, John.

2019-03-14 01:01:20 UTC

Wew

2019-03-14 01:01:25 UTC

Who made that

2019-03-14 01:01:28 UTC

Pure art

2019-03-14 01:01:41 UTC

Our very own John-kun made that.

2019-03-14 01:01:47 UTC

Just needs a second guy fucking from behind

2019-03-14 01:01:58 UTC

Ha

2019-03-14 01:03:14 UTC

the corpse or the executioner

2019-03-14 01:03:16 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 01:04:31 UTC

Less typing more writing

2019-03-14 01:05:27 UTC

Needs a furry cheering on jake

2019-03-14 01:05:53 UTC

foxes aren't brown, matt

2019-03-14 01:06:02 UTC

you can't make me write false hiods

2019-03-14 01:07:00 UTC

Write orange fox then

2019-03-14 01:07:13 UTC

``The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives.
Many-wived Jack laughs at probes of sex quiz.
Turgid saxophones blew over Mick's jazzy quaff.
Playing jazz vibe chords quickly excites my wife.
A large fawn jumped quickly over white zinc boxes.
Exquisite farm wench gives body jolt to prize stinker.
Jack amazed a few girls by dropping the antique onyx vase! ``

2019-03-14 01:07:22 UTC

Choose one you fucking homo

2019-03-14 01:07:39 UTC

Oh, you'll like this one

2019-03-14 01:07:41 UTC

``Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.``

2019-03-14 01:08:56 UTC

that one doesn't work because it uses the same letters more than once

2019-03-14 01:11:02 UTC

anyway matt

2019-03-14 01:11:16 UTC

but a deceptive rosette for your door

2019-03-14 01:12:14 UTC

Did you find a family for that poor doggo, John?

2019-03-14 01:13:01 UTC

no, I'm still looking

2019-03-14 01:13:19 UTC

How long until it's yours by default?

2019-03-14 01:14:21 UTC

I'd give it another week or so, I was looking for homes without children but I might have to subject a child to seeing something grow old and die.

2019-03-14 01:15:31 UTC

Do you Aggressively not want this dog, or are you warming to the idea?

2019-03-14 01:16:22 UTC

I was always receptive but I probably can find it a home by the end of this week.

2019-03-14 01:16:41 UTC

just take the doggo, John. Give it a name.

2019-03-14 01:17:50 UTC

nah, puppies need a lot of care I can't give

2019-03-14 01:18:00 UTC

Less than you'd think.

2019-03-14 01:18:04 UTC

and there's a good chance they will keep it.

2019-03-14 01:18:50 UTC

It won't sting, it'll just be a deep ache for what could've been. Take the chance while it can. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-14 01:19:31 UTC

I can always find a dog from the pound, I don't care.

2019-03-14 01:20:04 UTC

If you let this doggo go to some randos who won't love it, I'll take you to poundtown.

2019-03-14 01:21:29 UTC

your assumption about my ability to provide affection and attention is an odd one, matt

2019-03-14 01:26:00 UTC

I believe in you. I think your capability for doggos is much, much different for that for humans

2019-03-14 01:44:37 UTC

Oh, @nicebear's kid got delivered, btw. @johnfrum

2019-03-14 01:44:42 UTC

Emergency C-section.

2019-03-14 01:54:02 UTC

@Millwood Wanna see something really zoomer?
<https://youtu.be/DAV7WGransI>

2019-03-14 01:55:40 UTC

Fucking newpipe broken again

2019-03-14 01:55:59 UTC

I got through 40 seconds just now, think I've seen enough

2019-03-14 01:57:44 UTC

That shit was painful to watch

2019-03-14 01:58:29 UTC

>birth of a member's child is glazed over in favor of a cringecore video

2019-03-14 01:58:35 UTC

You euros really are scum

2019-03-14 02:07:10 UTC

Obsessed

2019-03-14 02:08:24 UTC
2019-03-14 02:08:29 UTC

You mean former member

2019-03-14 02:09:01 UTC

Shut up gay mod, bear was wholesome 99% of the time, show some respect

2019-03-14 02:09:35 UTC

Wait, can we all just scroll back a bit and appreciate the fact that Matthew tried to cut a doorknob hole with a jigsaw instead of a drill?

2019-03-14 02:09:46 UTC

Why

2019-03-14 02:09:48 UTC

I didn't have a hole bit.

2019-03-14 02:10:23 UTC

So get a hole saw!

2019-03-14 02:10:27 UTC

```
MatthewLast Saturday at 19:48
He isn't HERE, so he isn't alive
```

2019-03-14 02:10:43 UTC

Same can be applied to Bear

2019-03-14 02:10:45 UTC

Just because he's dead doesn't mean he's gone, you godless fuck

2019-03-14 02:10:57 UTC

Your words

2019-03-14 02:11:07 UTC

He isn't HERE and his actions weren't wholesome

2019-03-14 02:11:21 UTC

Hold on, does Matthew believe in ghosts too?

2019-03-14 02:11:52 UTC

I'm gonna punch my dick through the back of your throat if you keep bullying me.

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