Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 555592497548754957
and you're married through a layer of abstraction
She almost bought a $64 paint pallet yesterday. I had to kebosh that.
but that doesn't count so shut up
It doesn't count *to you*. I think the progression of our relationship has reached its apex. It's you who thinks it needs something more to be "official".
Here's a WIP of a portrait she's doing of Stamper.
😂 👌
Huhh
>yellow nicknames
Circlejerking server, huh?
Everyone is yellow except mods
they're red, like their gaping assholes
And you're as yellow as their piss, I assume?
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I'll kill you.
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>didn't deny
big if tru
I didn't choose the role colors
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The only track that grew on me
No
Banning people for minor offense is FAGGOT SHIT
He was planning on banning you, sweetie
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WIP 2
She can paint but she can't check if the milk in the fridge is expired, huh
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your gf must be talented, I think that's the closest senpyro has come to a compliment that wasn't at least 40% bitchy.
Well, yes, it's definitely a talent to not check if the food you're eating is still edible or not
Actually, there were 11 bitchy words in that sentence, but only 3 words of compliment, along with 2 filler words.
So of 16 words, 11 were bitchy. I think that's ~66% bitchy.
68.75%
sentiment matters more than content, matt
no one would tolerate you otherwise
This is why you'll never find love, John.
Nobody likes a pragmatist.