think I'll stick to coffee then, fell for the chewing tobbacco meme trying to quit cigs and it would probably cause a relapse

weird how kids are allowed to buy the stuff tho

Better than buying cigs from a 10 year old girl in china

@porco my grandpa pajeet eats betel nut

he likes the sweet product

tfw meiyou qt san dian yi si huizhou nu pengyou

pinyin is so misunderstandable

you don't have a qt 3 o'clock meaning Huizhou gf?

honestly can't figure out what you are tying to tell 😦

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>當我沒有可愛三點一四的惠州的女朋友的時候

would this be the correct syntax for >tfw greentexting in Chinese?

I'm not well quite versed in chink shitposting just yet

dont they have their own chink chan?

I swear I've seen it before

isn't the whole writing in Cantonese exactly the same?

depends

some hk boards are in straight up colloquial cantonese

you'd only write in that if you were being very informal

otherwise, it's the same

but you wouldn't speak the same way you'd write

I understand

>tfw taking two years of Chinese lessons already
>tfw still mostly just reading children books

how did anyone even take this photo without dying

fire doesn't blow up propane tanks

well, not initially

8)

ancient chinese secret

chinafags

hows hainan

as in the place

looking at haikou and sanya as flights are $200 rtn

Haven't been there but it must apparently be a very touristy place. Now that's not necessarily bad, I'd go if I were you and take a lot of nice photos to share with sac

Why china give idols cum in present box?

I'm in Shanghai now and seriously it's like on a whole different level

There's China and then there's Shanghai

How this place is in the same country as the shitholes ive been to is incredible...

is it still a shit house though

Can you post photos of cute Shangai girls?

I had a book scanner set up, but I accidentally broke the book holding glass. It probably shouldn't cost more than 20 USD to replace, but I'm a broke college student. If anyone wants to pay for it, I'll scan this and share it with the channel.

are you lisp

>Chinese "history" from Chinese people

No thanks. I get all my Chinese history from foreigners

Just do someone their homework for 20 dollaridoos

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>implying I have enough time to do my own homework

>be Winston >be South African aidsrapist >go to America >get mad when chinks call me foreigner

lmfao I saw that one too

it's just normal chink culture to refer to non-chinks as foreigners

His face in the thumbnails are getting more and more retarded

Man they don't even call foreigners that. They literally call anyone who is white or brown foreigner

Asians aren't foreigners to them

yeah, by that, I mean white

I hear gwai lo a lot, being from chink background

We don't get that in my region

It's literally almost always weiguoren

haak gwai (hei gui in mandarin) for blacks

they dont even mean it in a derogatory way

I love when kids just stop and point and scream foreigner . Just love it

it's just a weird chink thing to refer to people by their ethnicity

Real smart ones there

I wouldn't mind it normally, but if you call s chink a foreigner in any other place they call ta kst

Call it racist°

Double standard for everything

I've also realized that parents here only say one thing to their kids

90% of what parents say to their kids in China is shit like "Hurry up!! Faster!! Come on!!"

It really fucks them up. people are always running and pushing to get to places where there really is no rush

I think it's because of this

chink parenting is pants on head retarded, yes

it's all about making the kid accept discipline

not about teaching them how to be a functional adult

Yeah true

My fiancees mother does this too. She is constantly in a race to do shit

If she sees other people

She is like pushing, cutting lines, trying to run

Not in situations where you can "run out"

We are in line for the plane, we bought tickets. They aren't going to leave without us

Shes constantly telling is to hurry up for no reason, that's when I started noticing parents with other kids and realized it's not just her

I really think it's the reason why people push and shove etc. Probably trickle down shit from the cultural revolution

If you didn't hurry then, maybe you didn't eat that day

Hey I got shit to do

Mine as well get it done with faster than later

No, it's not like that though

The plane won't leave faster if everyone pushes

In fact, most of the time they make things slower with their rushing

So ?

Because instead of a quick queue, you get a mosh pit

I would rather get on the plane and settled in than dicking around in a line

Ah great a real life mainlander

I’m from America

That's not really the point though

The mainland chink mentality is that shit will be gone if you're not the first one there

^

Airlines are pretty stupid with loading people too

They always load front to back

But the people in the front block the isle with their carry on stuff and getting settled

Making traffic to get on the plane worse

I feel like I'm losing intelligence by the moment...

They often quite literally are only out for themselves and won't hesitate to fuck others to get ahead

And some airlines here are first come first serve for seating in America

Alright mate you'll do great in mainland China

No assigned seating

Head on over

I’ll pass I like not dying of air pollution

Transience confirmed intelligent

Holy shit nice selfie

And not only that, but they seem to love delegating responsibility to other people and causing a nuisance as long as they're not on the receiving end

whenever mainland chinks come over to the kitchen, you can bet your ass there will be cigarette ash all over the table and window edge

as long as they're having fun in the meantime, nothing else matters to them if they dont have to deal with it

pump and dump

Sounds like Chinese people to me

It’s why they always have to live under a hard government

Yeah they don't really care about stuff that doesn't belong to them

Think of any time in Chinese history where they where prosperous and not under a iron fist government

"not mine? Do I know those people? No then fuck them they're absolute garbage"

Chinese people do care about their circle of people..but outside of that you aren't even a person to them

You guys also have to remember there is over 20 different ethnicities in China

And each ethnicity acts different

Not really

Some in the west do

But most of the country is han anyway

Culturally, China is very homogenous

Except for Beijing

They are pirates

Yarr

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Good news lads - my fiancee and her parents were approved for USA tourist visas

despite my fiancee being pending for an immigrant visa and having no job, car, or home (which gave us like a 10% chance)

so we plan to go visit for a few weeks after chinese new year

im excited

Thanks for bringing more chinks out of china

gj

>inb4 she arrives in the US and sees all the Americhads and leaves @kaetaa

More likley confined to chinatown by her parents so its like they never left china

truley a fate worse than death

yes they definitely want to visit china town

too bad she cant leave me for atleast 3 years @porco or else ill deport her ass

but yes this is scenario i highly expect

americhads are deadly

3 years only? If I marry my chink, she gets auto-deported if I divorce within 7 years, from 7 to 11 years she has to prove to be integrated in Swiss society or get deported. From 11+ years she has the right to stay after divorce

damn

i like that

people like to meme that usa has strict imigrant policies

but damn we let anyone in

literally fucking anyone

after she lives there for 3 years she can become a US citizen

3 years is a little critical

everyone can live through 3 years of pseudo-marriage just to stay

on the other hand 7 years is harder

yes the chinks take full advantage of all the shitty rules we have

although you see many women divorcing right after the 7th year here if they happen to be fluent in German

literally thousads upon thousands of chinks come and have a baby in usa, and get their kid a US passport

yeah my aunt did the same tbh

she went to the US in 8th month, telling on the visa application she was in 3rd month

USA are always saying "its so hard to immigrate here" no its fucking not its like one of the easiest in the world i feel like

got the kid there, now they live in the US

wtf lol they couldnt tell she was 8 months?

she's skinny af

I don't see the point anyway, they are having the exact same shit life in the US like they had in Sicily

yeah USA is not some paradise lol

what i dont understand is the chinks who immigrate to USA will still complain about it and praise china

they are like "USA wastes so much energy using air conditioning! they hate the environment! china never uses AC"

yeah bitch its because chinese are cheap as fuck, not because they wantto save the environment

anyway, i am excited just to get a break from china atleast

the parents are going with us for less than 2 weeks

and then we will probably stay for 5-6 more

how long is she allowed to stay?

Tourist visas are 6 month max, but the border agent pretty much decides

If you have a return ticket (which you should) that is your last day

I want to stay as long as possible but she wants to return to China so we can finish up her fiancee visa

She has to get documents, medical, interview etc.

You can apply for extension, but it's more expensive and difficult than just leaving the country and returning

I hate us immigration procedures

The US has the most rude and disrespectful agents when you land

youve been?

In my experience they have been nice

although I am a US citizen

so IDK how they treat forigners

Had no problem at all, coming to the us

If there was one i'd say it's my digust that everyone on the body/luggage search section was a freakin lardass

Yeah, the tsa types tend to be the bottom of the barrel

TSA

Thanks, i was looking for that word

us has literally the most impolite border agents

they re high on authorité

couldnt even help my 76y granny translate bc she doesnt know english

not even cuba or china had something against that

Millions of people try to immigrate illegally to America, I guess I'd get tired of it too if that was my job

Especially pregnant chinks who come thru

parents gonna stay in Hong Kong for a while, anything they should see/visit?

for a while I mean 1-2 days

kaetaa - Yesterday at 10:50 AM
USA are always saying "its so hard to immigrate here" no its fucking not its like one of the easiest in the world i feel like

shit dude, as a european man

it's pretty hard assumign you're not just going to marry into the country

pretty sure canada is easier

The TSA folks are either very friendly and amused by whatever it is I have to say or extremely suspicious.

It's kinda a point of view game

The grey steps, marrieng in and such, are pretty easy in the US

In europe your better off claiming refugee status and wait till you're "immigrated"

Asia, it's having a western education..

There's most likely an "Easy" way into most countries.

refugee status without having an actual reason to be a refugee just gets you being fucking homeless in europe

you can't get a house

can't get a job

can't really go back (no money)

don't speak the language etc

if you're from a country that isn't absolutely poor as fuck it's better to come to europe as a student and then find a job here

so middle easterns and africans have a reason ?

if you're from a country that IS poor as fuck, you were fucked to begin with

so they get all the freebees

economic refugee is not accepted as a reason

you just get told to fuck off/deported/refugee limbo

except they are 30 and say they are 14

Are you from Europe?

im from 'merica

we have mexicans

does that work in america?

yeah

you get DACA

very young looking 30 year olds you got over there

I don't know much about American immigration system so I'll refrain from commenting

you can claim daca all the way up to 35

and you dont really need much proof

Yeah, if you're not that poor coming as student is also a good way into europe.
I just listed the refugee example as it's currently probably the most abused case.

Were under the age of 31 as of June 15, 2012;
Came to the United States before reaching your 16th birthday;
Have continuously resided in the United States since June 15, 2007, up to the present time;
Were physically present in the United States on June 15, 2012, and at the time of making your request for consideration of deferred action with USCIS;
Had no lawful status on June 15, 2012, meaning that:

daca rules

They have go to back

@Member Berry it's not like economic migrants come to Europe and just get accepted. A fuckload do though, they just claim to be gay Eritreans being persecuted for which zero proof is needed. Then they get free education, healthcare and spending money.

lol

sounds about right

You won't see this in eastern yurop tho