Message from @porco

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2018-01-27 08:37:57 UTC  

Thanks for bringing more chinks out of china

2018-01-27 08:37:58 UTC  

gj

2018-01-27 09:18:53 UTC  

>inb4 she arrives in the US and sees all the Americhads and leaves @kaetaa

2018-01-27 09:23:32 UTC  

More likley confined to chinatown by her parents so its like they never left china

2018-01-27 09:23:38 UTC  

truley a fate worse than death

2018-01-27 09:44:50 UTC  

yes they definitely want to visit china town

2018-01-27 09:47:02 UTC  

too bad she cant leave me for atleast 3 years @porco or else ill deport her ass

2018-01-27 09:47:09 UTC  

but yes this is scenario i highly expect

2018-01-27 09:47:14 UTC  

americhads are deadly

2018-01-27 09:47:54 UTC  

3 years only? If I marry my chink, she gets auto-deported if I divorce within 7 years, from 7 to 11 years she has to prove to be integrated in Swiss society or get deported. From 11+ years she has the right to stay after divorce

2018-01-27 09:48:05 UTC  

damn

2018-01-27 09:48:14 UTC  

i like that

2018-01-27 09:48:26 UTC  

people like to meme that usa has strict imigrant policies

2018-01-27 09:48:29 UTC  

but damn we let anyone in

2018-01-27 09:48:32 UTC  

literally fucking anyone

2018-01-27 09:48:40 UTC  

after she lives there for 3 years she can become a US citizen

2018-01-27 09:48:45 UTC  

3 years is a little critical

2018-01-27 09:49:09 UTC  

everyone can live through 3 years of pseudo-marriage just to stay

2018-01-27 09:49:16 UTC  

on the other hand 7 years is harder

2018-01-27 09:49:24 UTC  

yes the chinks take full advantage of all the shitty rules we have

2018-01-27 09:49:33 UTC  

although you see many women divorcing right after the 7th year here if they happen to be fluent in German

2018-01-27 09:49:47 UTC  

literally thousads upon thousands of chinks come and have a baby in usa, and get their kid a US passport

2018-01-27 09:49:58 UTC  

yeah my aunt did the same tbh

2018-01-27 09:50:15 UTC  

she went to the US in 8th month, telling on the visa application she was in 3rd month

2018-01-27 09:50:22 UTC  

USA are always saying "its so hard to immigrate here" no its fucking not its like one of the easiest in the world i feel like

2018-01-27 09:50:22 UTC  

got the kid there, now they live in the US

2018-01-27 09:50:32 UTC  

wtf lol they couldnt tell she was 8 months?

2018-01-27 09:50:39 UTC  

she's skinny af

2018-01-27 09:51:06 UTC  

I don't see the point anyway, they are having the exact same shit life in the US like they had in Sicily

2018-01-27 09:51:22 UTC  

yeah USA is not some paradise lol

2018-01-27 09:51:54 UTC  

what i dont understand is the chinks who immigrate to USA will still complain about it and praise china

2018-01-27 09:52:21 UTC  

they are like "USA wastes so much energy using air conditioning! they hate the environment! china never uses AC"

2018-01-27 09:52:35 UTC  

yeah bitch its because chinese are cheap as fuck, not because they wantto save the environment

2018-01-27 09:53:24 UTC  

anyway, i am excited just to get a break from china atleast

2018-01-27 09:53:34 UTC  

the parents are going with us for less than 2 weeks

2018-01-27 09:53:38 UTC  

and then we will probably stay for 5-6 more

2018-01-27 09:54:33 UTC  

how long is she allowed to stay?

2018-01-27 10:14:42 UTC  

Tourist visas are 6 month max, but the border agent pretty much decides

2018-01-27 10:14:57 UTC  

If you have a return ticket (which you should) that is your last day

2018-01-27 10:15:27 UTC  

I want to stay as long as possible but she wants to return to China so we can finish up her fiancee visa

2018-01-27 10:15:35 UTC  

She has to get documents, medical, interview etc.