im in deep guys

she wants me to specify which cargo container to put it on

@breh Only choose the one with the creamy memeiest name

Let us know the choices

I would like to order a small sample for 50 bags

50 bags of pasta

For free

Fucking hell mate

FREE PASTA

50 BAGS

THAT

IS

LIKE

INFINITE

PASTA

what do i pick

fucking hell lads, im doing it

I'd assume FOB, because the seller is giving a sample, and if it doesn't arrive, there are no losses on your end

But I'd go with the one that makes her do all the work, and cause all the responsibility

DDU

Just to make sure your goods won't be in the sorry

but she might back out if i choose the most costly one for her

True that

she is giving the product away for free

You may want to refer to her then

FOB makes the most sense

i think the implication is that i should pay for shipping

Ask her and see

if i seem unprofessional i think she will back out also

remember im pretending to be a dude with a business

I see that

What would make sense to you?

It's free sample, there is no warranty to what is being sent

If the shipping fails, it's then the shipping firm issue to refund the value of the items, regardless if it's por gratis

@breh All of those descriptions sound like you'll have to arrange transport from the port or whatever yourself

im wondering that too

i dont have a car

Except DDU

@cathy How heavy is a packet of pasta?

DDU says specific location

so i could just name that as my house

@uamee How am I supposed to know that?

Probably the easiest

@breh What is the weight of one packet of pasta?

its 15 kilograms for the whole thing

so 300g bags

yeah

You definitely don't want this

lmao

hitchhike to china for my ramen

of all these, DDU is the only one that gets it to my house

i could public transport/hitchhike to the docks but that would cost money and time

Makes the most sense

there is also no sure way of getting me and the crate back

initial payment?

cant be zero

Can I order a crate of redmis like that?

@cathy we only wish

>hey i need 15kg of phones to sample

tfw the phone is lighter than the pasta, so the shipping is lower cost

So who thinks that 14393 is the rtm build?

uhhhhh

maybe

it's the latest I see

So i orderd a bm-800 condenser mic and a friend told me i need an audio interface for it to work

@DrunkCanadian Yeah like a board with knobs and button on

yes you do

ah

like a mixer?

yeah

Do you have any suggestions on model?

No clue

I don't do music

http://www.trademe.co.nz/gaming/xbox/games/music-party/auction-1125965325.htm

perfect

xd

Anything with phantom power will work. Look for local cheap shit.

just got a response from different ramen people. airmail shipping would cost $190 meaning it can absolutely fuck off. they can use fedex but i have to set up an account. this lets me know that getting the seller to pay for shipping is vital

Jii: go through chinese buyer. Its 10% commision but they ship it to you

broken feature. wont let me pay more than $0.00 since thats the price of the product. also wont let me pay anything less than $1.00

asking her to change the price

the dream isnt dead yet

So now the argument is, it's free samples

Why do you think companies send to many different address with single small packets?

It costs them money, but they'll get reoccuring customers.

well they wont from me

im fucking off as soon as i get my delivery

Play it off like you will

of course

i wonder how many things you can get for free if you asked for "samples for my business"

Just say something like the quality was not up to par

Or some bullshit

update

sweet dreams

wut

@breh I'd so totally do the sample for a phone to test the cellular bands are acceptable for my customer here in (country here)

probably because its 4.am here

they are getting suspicious i think

Bless em

But once again, these people are a bussiness

If they do free samples, they pay to send those samples out

Like literally any other company

But I can see they are trying to get you to, which is the complete flipside

usually samples send to your door

i think she knows im not a business

What kind of pasta you gonna ask for?

idk

taking suggestions

So how are you going to introduce your business?

I'd do like spaghetti and 150g

should i make one up?

si es ji enterprises

Local one in your area maybe

csg incorporated

Yeah what ferret said

Baiduable

Pick a local store and impersonate

If they ask why shipping is different, say that your home is your 'warehouse'

>implying they can't street view it

Eh

I guess so

Say it's renovated

lol

ok found a small grocer near me

baidu finds it

>All those houses are demolished now

should i pretend to be them?

>We bought them all and built a huge warehouse

Lol

If it's an Asian grocery store it would be better

If you have any

They'd start talking in mandarin if it is

Say you are their business rep

And don't speak it

Lol

i dont want to pretend to be chinese

what if that store already buys from alibaba

You are fine unless it's from them

Go in the store and look for it if you are that paranoid

White guy grocer looking to save pennies is more plausible than white guy who doesn't speak Mandarin being an Asian grocer business rep

Depends on the size of the store tbh

If the stores big then they definitely have a rep

If it's a small corner store then maybe not so much

its a small corner store

I'd go with the stingy white guy then

buy some gutter oil too

>gutter oil

You oil your gutter?

https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04

Oooh

"standard spaghetti shape"

penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one

they all sell well

>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here

Holy shit man

what

did i fuck it up

I'd say you did

I mean it sounds really stupid

you made me laugh

it doesn't sound like a business

maybe i should try flirting with her

It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say

"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"

>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area

>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town

im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt

"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"

>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape

Lol

fucking shelbyville

Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot

>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular

>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity

jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"

If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area

Get out

>2016

>not buying standard spaghetti

we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti

Stay pleb™

>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI

I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates

Me, I like spaghetti as God intended

Standard shape

No gimmicks

>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating

So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker

Inb4 jii gets into a long argument about this with chinks when they make the same jokes

"listen I know what sells in my area alright"

@NattyFerret SerpentZA did a good video of that

im laughing so fucking hard

"Hey hung lee, says here they want us to ship a shipping container of standard spahgetti?"
"What a fucking stange thing to say, god damn lowais"

my stomach hurts

>when you see a qt3.14 but she eats non standard spaghetti

>butterspaghetti

quality pasta meme

You just KNOW she eats the standard spaghetti

holy shit

http://www.gearbest.com/all-in-one-computers/pp_397040.html

we all-in-ones now

walk up to a chineese restraught and order two plates of standard spahgetti

they dont sell it

blacklist the place and give it one star review

oh man

@uamee I opened up the link and thought "that's a pretty good price for a monitor that large"

Then I read the title

That's a bretty good deal for an all in one

But NZD$165 shipping

boooo

Celeron a shit

fucking lmao

she agrees

for real though $280 is dumb. how did the mangosteen guy do it?

Wait is she asking you to pay $280?

>all those non standard types

who the fuck does she think she is

i think so

Nigga that's like 33 pounds of pasta for $280

She's onto you imo

>she

>her

>non standard

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

aliexpress has my credit card!

what do i do

fuuuuuck

You don't click on confirm order

That's it

sides

>pasta with no carbs

i wondered about that

what exactly is it

if not grain

i hope this doesnt come back to bite me

im not being counter-chinked am i?

Eh

It's a good deal

I would click confirm

But I eat alot of pasta

its 200 quid for 50 packs of 30p ramen i could get at asda for £1

Wait you said 33 pounds?

15 kilos