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2019-05-10 18:04:42 UTC

Rail separating the altar from the congregation

2019-05-10 18:05:13 UTC

On the tongue only

2019-05-10 18:05:55 UTC

We can't go inside the doors, we do a line before the altar and the priest is giving us the communion

2019-05-10 18:06:07 UTC

after the communion there is a woman most of the time that give us the bread

2019-05-10 18:06:48 UTC

Doors?

2019-05-10 18:06:55 UTC

Oh you have a wall?

2019-05-10 18:07:16 UTC

We can see the altar from the door, no separation

2019-05-10 18:07:38 UTC

We can't go inside the altars of the church, it's forbidden especially for women

2019-05-10 18:07:48 UTC

only priests and the ones that help the priests can go

2019-05-10 18:08:08 UTC

It's on a kind of elevated "stage" here

2019-05-10 18:08:16 UTC

We can't just go up there though

2019-05-10 18:08:30 UTC

Some places have rails separating it especially older churches

2019-05-10 18:08:36 UTC

Newer ones it's just the steps

2019-05-10 18:08:47 UTC

same for us, there is an elevation where the bishop/priest will stand to chant/speak and behind him there is a wall with doors that seperate the interior for them to go inside and do their things

2019-05-10 18:08:50 UTC

Communion is kept in a Tabernacle with a lock on it

2019-05-10 18:08:55 UTC

and we can't go there

2019-05-10 18:09:13 UTC

So I suppose it's kinda secure

2019-05-10 18:09:44 UTC

I never heard a thing about someone stealing the communion

2019-05-10 18:10:01 UTC

The only thing I have heard some shitfags stealing the box that we leave the donations

2019-05-10 18:10:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576471107461447680/St-Jn-Bapt-apse-celebrants-mary-rechtiene-savannah-cathedral.jpeg

2019-05-10 18:10:37 UTC

Here you can see all that separates them is steps

2019-05-10 18:10:44 UTC

But nobody really violates that

2019-05-10 18:10:59 UTC

What we do have a problem with though is the sneaking

2019-05-10 18:11:14 UTC

So do you give it on the tongue? Or hand it to them?

2019-05-10 18:11:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576471412546732032/inside-interior-of-the-greek-orthodox-church-in-panormo-crete-E3TPYJ.png

2019-05-10 18:11:44 UTC

this is how the interior look on us

2019-05-10 18:11:50 UTC

the altar is behind this "walls"

2019-05-10 18:12:36 UTC

The wine is given to us by the priest, after we kiss his hand and tell him our baptist name and the bread is given to our hand after the wine by someone when we do leave

2019-05-10 18:14:10 UTC

Arenโ€™t you supposed to eat the communion thing before you walk away?

2019-05-10 18:14:33 UTC

Iโ€™ve had pieces of bread torn off and crackers.

2019-05-10 18:14:45 UTC

Well, they stand on the door before you leave and they gived it there

2019-05-10 18:15:33 UTC

So the orthobro stand in that door and gives you the communion thing?

2019-05-10 18:16:06 UTC

Then you what? Go back to your seat and eat it or eat it on the way back to your seat?

2019-05-10 18:16:10 UTC

The priest will stand there in the middle to give us the wine, and the other orthobro will stand at the door before you go out of the church

2019-05-10 18:16:48 UTC

Oh. So on leaving the service you get the communion wafer/bread.

2019-05-10 18:16:59 UTC

Yes

2019-05-10 18:17:13 UTC

After the wine(blood) the liturgy ends

2019-05-10 18:17:23 UTC

and we are given the bread(flesh) after that

2019-05-10 18:18:23 UTC

To qualify for the communion also

2019-05-10 18:18:28 UTC

Ah ok

2019-05-10 18:18:55 UTC

we need to do a fasting a day before (friday) and we don't have to eat anything else in the morning on the day of the communion until we finish the liturgy

2019-05-10 18:19:08 UTC

so the first thing we eat and drink is the blood and flesh

2019-05-10 18:19:31 UTC

My churches always have us walk up to the front and get our bread/wafer and our wine/grape juice cup. Then we either eat & drink right there, or set & drink back in our seat.

2019-05-10 18:19:59 UTC

So you do that fasting every week?

2019-05-10 18:20:03 UTC

Yes

2019-05-10 18:20:36 UTC

If you follow the rules 100%

2019-05-10 18:20:45 UTC

Interesting.

2019-05-10 18:20:46 UTC

some days you can't eat meat

2019-05-10 18:20:47 UTC

etc

2019-05-10 18:21:01 UTC

Every week the same thing

2019-05-10 18:21:35 UTC

I have years to follow that though or to attend communion myself though

2019-05-10 18:21:45 UTC

Ah

2019-05-10 18:22:05 UTC

So youโ€™re a degenerate apostate then? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-10 18:22:12 UTC

You could say that

2019-05-10 18:22:30 UTC

*sarcasm* by the way

2019-05-10 18:22:33 UTC

It's not a long time that I have returned to church, I had my phase of agnosticism like @Iakovos too

2019-05-10 18:22:49 UTC

Maybe a year or two that I devoted myself again

2019-05-10 18:22:57 UTC

I returned to pray daily also

2019-05-10 18:23:11 UTC

Ah ok cool

2019-05-10 18:23:31 UTC

So youโ€™re also a recent return to Christianity.

2019-05-10 18:23:57 UTC

Yes

2019-05-10 18:25:04 UTC

So when I do feel ready I'll probably try fasting and return to do the communion each week

2019-05-10 18:27:36 UTC

So youโ€™ve been back in church for 1-2 years, but not taking communion?

2019-05-10 18:27:49 UTC

Yes

2019-05-10 18:27:56 UTC

Ah ok

2019-05-10 18:28:31 UTC

Do you have to do anything officially for the priest to let you do communion or have you just not done it?

2019-05-10 18:29:08 UTC

You don't, you may even cheat and eat before the communion but you would only cheat yourself

2019-05-10 18:29:23 UTC

The only time a priest can reject your request of communion

2019-05-10 18:30:26 UTC

is if you have sinned (a lot) and try to speak it with the priest. He will order you a fasting for a month or even more depends on your sins and after that he will allow you to go again for a communion

2019-05-10 18:30:33 UTC

that mostly happens in your local churches

2019-05-10 18:32:43 UTC

So if the priest determines, during your confession, that youโ€™ve sinned a lot he will ask you to fast for a period of time before he lets you partake of communion again?

2019-05-10 18:32:43 UTC

What's to stop someone from accepting communion in the hand and then sneaking out?

2019-05-10 18:33:06 UTC

The lightning rod of Jesus ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2019-05-10 18:33:09 UTC

The people around you

2019-05-10 18:33:14 UTC

it's a stigma here to steal

2019-05-10 18:33:20 UTC

Well here too

2019-05-10 18:33:25 UTC

It is here too ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-10 18:33:35 UTC

you could pick pocket it but you would sin greatly

2019-05-10 18:33:40 UTC

for a minimum "reward"

2019-05-10 18:33:40 UTC

But a Satanist could go and pretend to be Orthodox, get the bread and then leave

2019-05-10 18:34:25 UTC

It's necessary for the satanic black mass to have consecrated bread. Former satanists have said they can actually tell the difference in consecrated and unconsecrated

2019-05-10 18:35:03 UTC

It must be conducted by a priest who of course has left the Church. But Orthodox ordination is exactly as valid as Catholic. They have apostolic succession

2019-05-10 18:35:11 UTC

And so is Orthodox Eucharist.

2019-05-10 18:35:17 UTC

We do not have problem with satanists here though, nowdays with the newer generations we could see a rise

2019-05-10 18:35:28 UTC

So I don't understand why it never seems to happen to Orthodox

2019-05-10 18:35:28 UTC

Black mass has to be done by ex-priests?

2019-05-10 18:35:31 UTC

Yes

2019-05-10 18:35:34 UTC

Interesting...

2019-05-10 18:35:54 UTC

@Deleted User I don't know for the slavic people

2019-05-10 18:36:03 UTC

Orthobros could just be lucky in Europe.

2019-05-10 18:36:08 UTC

but the generation of my father/mother had a 90+% unity in church

2019-05-10 18:36:10 UTC

Does it not happen here?

2019-05-10 18:36:24 UTC

while mine generation had 60+%

2019-05-10 18:36:54 UTC

Same here too. Once upon a time this would be unthinkable

2019-05-10 18:37:05 UTC

nowdays we have fallen to 36%

2019-05-10 18:37:15 UTC

The socialistic governments helped a lot

2019-05-10 18:37:38 UTC

F

2019-05-10 18:40:03 UTC

Also yesterday you said that orthobros doesn't let catholics to attend communion, I believe in Greece we do allow

2019-05-10 18:40:05 UTC

but I'm not sure

2019-05-10 18:40:25 UTC

Orthodoxism differs a lot from the slavs to greeks

2019-05-10 18:40:47 UTC

Even today the church of constantinople have a schism with the church of Russia

2019-05-10 18:45:55 UTC

Do American orthodox not have issues with stolen communion?

2019-05-10 18:49:45 UTC

I don't even knew you had Orthodoxism in America before ragni mention it haha

2019-05-10 18:59:30 UTC

Multiculturalism my man

2019-05-10 19:00:02 UTC

The ultimate melting pot/mixing bowl

2019-05-10 19:02:57 UTC

We have everything over here.

2019-05-10 19:03:59 UTC

Even had a psycho Hindu guy out in Oregon that tried to poison a couple towns because his people couldnโ€™t bully the voters in the county.

2019-05-10 19:07:39 UTC

Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh and the Rajneeshpuram

2019-05-10 19:10:04 UTC

Basically a hippy Hindu sex cult that wanted to spread their drug trafficking and human trafficking.

2019-05-10 19:10:42 UTC

I see

2019-05-10 19:11:00 UTC

the biggest crime we did though is when we allowed muslims coming to our lands

2019-05-10 19:17:41 UTC

I'm readying the fake email addresses for Operation: Wiccan Lockout. I might even also lock her out of any social media she doesn't have!!! She only seems to have Facebook and Youtube.

2019-05-10 19:23:28 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-10 19:34:52 UTC

@Shadow-Dragon-777 lock the twitter

2019-05-10 19:34:55 UTC

and patreon ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-10 19:35:08 UTC

She has kofi, I'll see about that!

2019-05-10 19:35:15 UTC

kofi?

2019-05-10 19:36:19 UTC

patreon rival

2019-05-10 19:38:17 UTC

Those college computer security courses will be useful after all!

2019-05-10 20:26:58 UTC

@Shadow-Dragon-777 if you get several people to report her Facebook as having a fake name they will lock it and demand ID

2019-05-10 20:29:31 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

2019-05-10 20:30:02 UTC

we could help with that

2019-05-10 20:30:20 UTC

we could pay a visit

2019-05-10 21:21:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576519103070732532/image0-16.jpg

2019-05-10 21:50:01 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-10 21:50:50 UTC

I align more with the Chad Catholic in this one ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-11 00:24:21 UTC

@saturnsrings how many wives do you notjewniggas have?

2019-05-11 01:42:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576584915576160276/20190510_204220.png

2019-05-11 01:43:08 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2019-05-11 02:01:19 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2019-05-11 02:25:02 UTC

what

2019-05-11 02:33:45 UTC

Looks like the second person is saying that the only law of God is physics.

2019-05-11 02:52:58 UTC

Typical atheist

2019-05-11 02:53:05 UTC

Whoever wins is right

2019-05-11 02:58:03 UTC

I mean

2019-05-11 02:58:21 UTC

If gods for us who could be against us is a saying

2019-05-11 03:23:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576610180410769450/unknown.png

2019-05-11 03:23:09 UTC

Do you guys agree?

2019-05-11 03:43:37 UTC

Nope

2019-05-11 03:43:45 UTC

I don't believe in his shit

2019-05-11 03:43:51 UTC

But there is something I do believe in

2019-05-11 05:03:31 UTC

Big tiddy anime bitches?

2019-05-11 05:54:54 UTC

I just awoke from a nap, now have vpn running with email set up and will now lock her out of Twitter, artfight, weasyl, tumblr, and patreon

2019-05-11 05:56:30 UTC

Gonna lock out her asshole husband too

2019-05-11 05:59:16 UTC

Story is on Devantart he randomly came online after 6 months of not last year and tried to appear threatening and other stupid empty threats

2019-05-11 05:59:57 UTC

๐ŸฅŠgonna snap him out of existence online

2019-05-11 06:02:50 UTC

Any other site suggestions?

2019-05-11 06:13:03 UTC

Put her emails into a spammer

2019-05-11 06:13:10 UTC

So she will lose use of them

2019-05-11 06:13:23 UTC

You can also keep trying to log into them until they get locked

2019-05-11 09:41:00 UTC

Windows update forced restart but now... sheโ€™s locked out of participating in art fight

2019-05-11 09:43:53 UTC

wiccan bitch?

2019-05-11 09:48:46 UTC

Yep I took her profile name on the Art Fight website

2019-05-11 09:49:08 UTC

First strike of Operation Wiccan Lockout

2019-05-11 09:50:27 UTC

Now she will be forced to use another name but I will make sure her most likely alternative profile names are taken too

2019-05-11 09:55:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-11 10:06:12 UTC

Now she cannot use weasyl for her furry art

2019-05-11 10:12:20 UTC

wow, she's a furry too?

2019-05-11 10:12:22 UTC

imagine my shock

2019-05-11 10:14:10 UTC

Yeah sheโ€™s got furaffinity

2019-05-11 10:14:30 UTC

So I locked her out of furaffinitys rival site

2019-05-11 10:17:08 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-05-11 10:20:43 UTC

Next up Twitter

2019-05-11 10:24:39 UTC

Who here has an alternate phone number to verify?

2019-05-11 10:25:26 UTC

DM me it

2019-05-11 10:26:12 UTC

@Shadow-Dragon-777 there's a bunch of text apps you can get and they give you a phone number

2019-05-11 10:26:16 UTC

TextNow etc

2019-05-11 10:27:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576717057698037761/image0.jpg

2019-05-11 10:27:54 UTC

Will it help me with this?

2019-05-11 14:10:12 UTC

Don't know

2019-05-11 14:34:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576779260224864287/54462324_2195038657412809_5491118312161017856_n.png

2019-05-11 19:24:33 UTC
2019-05-11 21:48:51 UTC

@Deleted User read this article.

2019-05-11 21:49:02 UTC

"Mary did not consent to the conception of Jesus."

2019-05-11 22:11:17 UTC

Actually she did

2019-05-11 22:11:17 UTC

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-05-11 22:12:58 UTC

I'll handle him

2019-05-11 22:15:09 UTC

Done

2019-05-11 22:15:37 UTC

what do you do?

2019-05-11 22:15:43 UTC

send them they're address?

2019-05-11 22:19:47 UTC

Emails and pictures my dude.

2019-05-11 22:21:13 UTC

Last time I did that an admin got upset

2019-05-11 22:21:24 UTC

I just told him retract his degeneracy or I'd shoot him

2019-05-11 22:21:34 UTC

lmao

2019-05-11 22:39:06 UTC
2019-05-12 02:47:03 UTC

If they wait past the deadline to make a political spectacle of it? Yes

2019-05-12 04:31:53 UTC

Should we also murder the rape victim? Cut her to pieces, then sell the parts for โ€œresearchโ€?

2019-05-12 10:41:55 UTC

Well, the kids of a rapist either will go in two ways

2019-05-12 10:42:23 UTC

Either you marry them, or either you remove his balls and leave him to rot in the darkest dungeon

2019-05-12 10:42:34 UTC

I prefer the second

2019-05-12 10:43:19 UTC

Also no rapist babe it doesn't deserve the hell of a fate that awaits it. No fatherly love, nor motherly love. Everyone will loot it at disdain at the family

2019-05-12 19:41:56 UTC

We identified the woman stealing communion, she did it again today

2019-05-12 20:01:18 UTC

Did you guys do anything?

2019-05-12 20:18:04 UTC

degenerates like her belong on a cross

2019-05-12 20:21:24 UTC

Oh?

2019-05-12 21:46:45 UTC

>steaming communion

2019-05-12 21:46:46 UTC

w t f

2019-05-12 22:36:17 UTC

Stealing

2019-05-12 22:38:40 UTC

It's used by satanists to perform black mass

2019-05-12 22:39:00 UTC

They can only use ours

2019-05-12 22:39:13 UTC

Because it's the literal body of Christ

2019-05-12 22:39:25 UTC

i meant stealing, it was a typo

2019-05-12 22:39:33 UTC

as in wtf that's pretty low

2019-05-12 22:53:00 UTC

Yeah

2019-05-13 00:06:22 UTC

After a long couple days of work and church volunteering... It is time to resume Operation Wiccan Lockout

2019-05-13 00:06:43 UTC

Now she cannot stream on Twitch under her username

2019-05-13 00:06:51 UTC

Sheโ€™s stuck on Picarto

2019-05-13 00:07:10 UTC

Next up... Patreon

2019-05-13 00:37:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-13 00:37:16 UTC

this is quite epic

2019-05-13 01:01:06 UTC

Does anyone have a "throwaway phone number" to DM me with so I can get past the verification for twitter and art station without using my own phone number?

2019-05-13 01:01:46 UTC

Otherwise I would have to use a long convoluted method that may not even work.

2019-05-13 01:03:23 UTC

no, sorry

2019-05-13 01:13:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577302462478942228/FB_IMG_1557709987265.jpg

2019-05-13 02:12:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577317210423296000/unknown.png

2019-05-13 02:12:36 UTC
2019-05-13 02:14:09 UTC

Ephesians 4:29 English Standard Version (ESV)

29 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.

2019-05-13 02:15:54 UTC

From what channel is that?

2019-05-13 02:31:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577322034325880853/unknown.png

2019-05-13 02:39:04 UTC

what do you expect from someone with that edgy retarded profile picture

2019-05-13 02:39:56 UTC

Damn natsocs,

2019-05-13 03:05:05 UTC

*Thanos snaps German Wiccan from Patreon and takes her username before she does*

2019-05-13 03:05:33 UTC

Now to figure out twitter and art station

2019-05-13 03:12:21 UTC

Has anyone ever tested getting on twitter with these methods?

2019-05-13 08:11:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577407520600227843/Screenshot_20190513-041048.png

2019-05-13 08:12:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577407794777686036/Screenshot_20190513-041158.png

2019-05-13 10:51:21 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-13 18:25:35 UTC

Got a second phone number, now to lock that Wiccan out of Twitter and art station

2019-05-13 18:41:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/577565998283096064/60154807_2381703042060470_7828799377069047808_n.png

2019-05-13 18:58:14 UTC

...the Wiccan already had a Twitter but it was deactivated at some point, so I took the alternate handle she would use for her art

2019-05-13 18:59:04 UTC

Someone apparently did some of my job for me years ago

2019-05-13 19:15:39 UTC

Either that or my first attempt before researching phone numbers caused me to knockout 2 birds with one stone

2019-05-13 19:18:42 UTC

Im gonna look for other sites that remain to lock her from

2019-05-13 19:19:29 UTC

well the big ones are twitter/fb/patreon/ytb/insta etc

2019-05-13 19:20:05 UTC

after that you could try to massive report her fb page to take it down as a stolen name/page also too

2019-05-13 19:25:32 UTC

Iโ€™ll need backup with that takedown in a few weeks

2019-05-13 19:26:38 UTC

Art Station I cannot do, they are able to detect alternate numbers under textnow, googlevoice etc.

2019-05-13 21:13:57 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-13 21:58:32 UTC

Just convert to orthodoxism bro

2019-05-13 21:58:40 UTC

โ˜ฆ

2019-05-13 22:48:13 UTC

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