-define weetbix

**WeetBix**: • A popular type of Australian breakfast cereal superior to vitabrits made from shredded [wheet] by the health food company "Sanitarium". Promoted by the cream of Australian sports stars such as George [Gregan], Tim Cahill and [Brett Lee].

• They are often eaten very quickly as sogginess becomes a rapid problem.

• The more WeetBix eaten each morning, the more masculine/tough/sporty the human is considered to be.
*• "[The breakfast of champions]"

• "You better get out of bed right now! I've already put the milk on your [weetbix]!"

• "How many do you do?" "Tim [Cahill] does 9!"*
*(<http://weetbix.urbanup.com/1941557>)* *3 more results*

-define constable

**constable**: A [low rank] [police officer].
*The constable [shook] [Paige], and [asked] her if she had been drinking.*
*(<http://constable.urbanup.com/1717726>)* *9 more results*

t!dog

-define sliver lining

**Sliver**: A [midwest] [term] referring to a [splinter].
*Michelle: "Do you know what a [sliver] is?"
Katherine: "Do you mean a piece of cake?"
Michelle: "No, [silly goose]! Its a small splinter!"
Katherine: "Oh. Okay, can we can we go [get cake] now?"*
*(<http://sliver.urbanup.com/3912782>)* *9 more results*

-define big brain

**big brain**: Sarcastic reference to people especially politicians, [journo's], pundits etc who profess to great [wisdom] and use college words to show how smart they and how dumb [the rest of us] are.
*Listened to some [big brained] nibba on the TV last night explaining that boys are better at Physics cos they have [willies] and are used to handling the fluid [dynamics] of their urine. Tosser*
*(<http://big-brain.urbanup.com/12021661>)* *9 more results*

-define pornography

**pornography**: 1) educational programming recommended [junior high] students who need to see how its done

2) a collection of [dvd's] stored in [your dad's] closet marked 'baby pictures'
*1) [Emily and Jack] ate [carrots] as they watched pornography.
2) Yes.. this is a boring [box] of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..*
*(<http://pornography.urbanup.com/47792>)* *9 more results*

Ah

!rank

t!top

🏙 | **Guild Score Leaderboards for MKULTRA 👾**

```pl
📋 Rank | Name

[1] > #.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭
Total Score: 124234
[2] > #Nyoki
Total Score: 45193
[3] > #Máchi Dóxa
Total Score: 41147
[4] > #-Joe
Total Score: 40039
[5] > #fade-to-black bravo
Total Score: 33936
[6] > #unit
Total Score: 31153
[7] > #Boomer In The 90s⚜
Total Score: 24718
[8] > #xxxjxxx
Total Score: 24265
[9] > #TheGhostScientist
Total Score: 23182
[10] > #The89thOptimist
Total Score: 21805
-------------------------------------
# Your Guild Placing Stats
😐 Rank: 4 Total Score: 40039
```

-define chaser

**chaser**: Something you drink right after taking a shot or [swig] of hard alcohol.. Usually [juice], [pop], or beer.
*You [gotta] [use] a chaser when drinkin [everclear]!*
*(<http://chaser.urbanup.com/336621>)* *9 more results*

-define A.O

**A.O.**: Stands for [Accidental] [Ownage]. When someone shows off and fails, or something [like that].
*Dude, this guy was trying to do a [handstand] on a [rail] and he [flipped] over.
Whoa, that's total A.O.*
*(<http://ao.urbanup.com/3298855>)* *2 more results*

-define kitchen

**kitchen**: [The hair] [on the back] of you neck that is [nappy], un-tameable
*Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is [lookin'] like [whoopi] goldbers' [arm pit].*
*(<http://kitchen.urbanup.com/223967>)* *9 more results*

-define ki

**ki**: [kilogram] of [cocaine] or [crack]
*watch the movie [scarface] [they say] it [throughout] the whole movie*
*(<http://ki.urbanup.com/812540>)* *9 more results*

-define nyo

**nyo**: An onomatopoeic word for 'meow', a cat sound. The more common form is 'nya', a less common form is 'nyu'.

'Nyo' (にょ) is also acceptable and has been popularised by Dejiko-chan (a [catgirl], or [nekomimi] (猫耳) in the anime TV series [DiGi Charat]. Dejiko-chan ends almost all sentences with this suffix (see examples). Another feline character in the show, Puchiko-chan, ends most of her sentences with the suffix 'nyu'.

Is is a misconception that 'nyo' can be defined as 'urine'. The Japanese word for urine is 尿 (nyō), the vowel sound being slightly longer. This is a kanji character whereas onomatopoeic words in Japanese are usually spelled only in [hiragana].

It would be akin to using the English sentence "We are buying a cat" but pretending one had said "Urine are buying a cat", simply because the words use similar pronunciation.
*"[Ah] this [voice]! It's that [laughing] ghost-nyo!"
"No-nyo! Too much trouble-nyo!"*
*(<http://nyo.urbanup.com/4183389>)* *8 more results*

-define kyro

**kyro**: You'll never meet anyone else like this, so make sure not to take them [for granted]. A [Kyro] is sweet, understanding, loving, intellectual, and loyal. In other words, pretty much perfect. He's extremely attractive in many ways. All of his features bring out his amazing personality. It's difficult to find the right words to accurately describe such a wonderful individual. To have a Kyro in your life, is to have a [soulmate].

I met this guy Kyro the other day. I'm never gonna let him go, that's for sure.
*I met [this guy] [Kyro] the other day .I'm never gonna let him go, that's [for sure].*
*(<http://kyro.urbanup.com/10775076>)* *4 more results*

-define y

**y**: The 25th [letter] in [the alphabet], [second] to last, the last letter being Z.
*...But [you already] [knew] that, [right]?*
*(<http://y.urbanup.com/1926846>)* *9 more results*

-define zela

**Zela**: [Algerian] [Darja], it means a beautiful or a [gorgeous] chick.
*[Sam] : have you seen [jon's] new girlfriend ?
Adam: no.
Sam: she's such a [zela]*
*(<http://zela.urbanup.com/11891374>)* *4 more results*

-define zelda

**Zelda**: a) Game series created by Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto during the late 80's, based on a combination of [Tolkienian] fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons style exploration. This series is still going strong more than a decade later with it's latest release, "[The Wind Waker]".

b) [Princess Zelda], the character of the series namesake, and weilder of the Triforce of Wisdom.
*a) Anyone here played [the Legend of Zelda]?

b) Link must set off to [rescue] [princess Zelda].*
*(<http://zelda.urbanup.com/438992>)* *9 more results*

-define bands

**Bands**: [One thousand] [dollars]
*Bands a [make] her [dance] -Juicy J*
*(<http://bands.urbanup.com/6748662>)* *9 more results*

-define rubber band man

**rubber band man**: "I'm the [Rubber Band Man]. It's basically about being back in the Trap, like when we start our day, we might have two, three, rubber bands on our wrist. According to how much dope we had to sell. By the end of the day, if we sold all our dope we don't have any more rubber bands around our wrists cause they wrapped around money. So the Rubber Band Man is just my little way of holding on to that lifestyle just a little bit. I ain't selling no more dope, but I'm still wrapping rubber bands around money." - from a [whudat] interview with [T.I].
*But why the [rubber band]?
It representin the struggle man.
- [Rubber Band Man], [T.I].*
*(<http://rubber-band-man.urbanup.com/1427509>)* *9 more results*

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t!cat

-define flaming rose

**Rose**: Usually dark haired and dark eyed. [A Rose] is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people and takes her time getting to know someone but if she likes you then she will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing [a Rose] is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt [a Rose's] trust because no matter what, she [always has your back]. Rose is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways. She just has that [X factor] you dont find in any other girls! A really loving girlfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with her then too) , she just has that effect on people, and she will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in!. No stranger to advances from men/women as there is usually a queue lined up trying to get to her, her sexual energy is unreal/amazing so you can understand why this is!! She is completely faithful and honest the best girlfriend/wife you could ask for. Usually dont give [second chances] so dont piss her off!!

All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
*That girl is so nice! She must be [a Rose]!

Random man:(Q)That girl is the most beautiful/sexy/amazing/gorgeous person i have ever seen who is she???

[Rose]"s friend: Oh thats my friend [rose] [something special] isnt she!!*
*(<http://rose.urbanup.com/5101158>)* *9 more results*

-define Chopin

**Chopin**: [Frederic Chopin], composer and performer of Romantic music (though he refused to be affiliated with the Romantic period), born 1810, died 1849. Composed exclusively for [the piano], with a few pieces that had other instruments as [accompaniment], or songs with piano accompaniment. His works are regarded by many as the epitome of Romantic piano compositions.
*That Chopin [Prelude] was so beautiful that I [bawled] like [a baby].*
*(<http://chopin.urbanup.com/1096309>)* *6 more results*

t!dailies

🏧 | **Nyoki**, **you received your 💴 200 daily credits!**

**Streak: <:b_:400807295363317760><:o_:400807295833079808><:n_:400807295648399362><:u_:400807295879217153><:su:400807295870697473>**

-define home

**home**: A place where I can [poop] for [however] long I [desire].
*I had [dinner] at [Taco Bell] and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on [the crapper].*
*(<http://home.urbanup.com/5049870>)* *9 more results*

-define et phone home

**Phone Home**: Popular phrase hollered by famous rapper Lil Wayne.

You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a [Martian]".

In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "[phone home]" to be rescued. [Weezy] is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP
*[Lil Wayne]: [PHONE HOME]!*
*(<http://phone-home.urbanup.com/3329280>)* *9 more results*

-define linkages

**linkage**: a term used on some messageboards to ask for [links] to [pages], pics, [files] and games
*we [want] [LINKAGE]*
*(<http://linkage.urbanup.com/424532>)* *6 more results*

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-define xr

**XR**: Acronym for Extinction Rebellion, [grassroots] movement demanding urgent action regarding climate change via [non-violent] [direct action].
*[Man], XR groups are [popping] [all over the place]!*
*(<http://xr.urbanup.com/13524237>)* *9 more results*

-define xrp

**Mining XRP**: Using your superior knowledge of cryptocurrencies to fool unsuspecting [civilians] and [bankers] into buying your [BS].
*Jamie isn't [big on] Bitcoin, but when I told him our [startup] was focused on [mining XRP] he cut a check on the spot.*
*(<http://mining-xrp.urbanup.com/13445131>)*

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t!dailies

🏧 | **-Joe**, **you received your 💴 200 daily credits!**

**Streak: <:b_:400807295363317760><:o_:400807295833079808><:n_:400807295648399362><:uu:400807296231538688><:su:400807295870697473>**

-define czepa

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-define zepa

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-define robit

**robit**: Alternative to the word "robot".

Representation of the pronunciation for the word "robot" used by Dr. John [Zoidberg] on Futurama and Rod [Serling] on [The Twilight Zone].
*[Zoidberg]: "I'll have a look but I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not [robits]."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robit."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. [Spare me] your life story."*
*(<http://robit.urbanup.com/6750461>)* *7 more results*

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-define cahe

**cahely**: A [down to earth] type of girl who is [perky] but nice that has a lot of friends wherever [she goes].
*I love [my friend] [Cahely] she is fun and [perky].*
*(<http://cahely.urbanup.com/10622450>)*

-define cache

**cache**: Where [temporary] [files] are [stored] on a computer.
*She found out about [the porn]. [I should] have [cleared] my cache!*
*(<http://cache.urbanup.com/1237794>)* *9 more results*

@blueberry bluuwuwuw

Shhhhhhh

Don’t tell them it’s me

Okay c:

Thx

-define nom nom nom

**nom nom nom**: Represents [the sound] made when someone is [eating] or [chewing] something and really enjoying it.
*"Hey, are you [eating] my [brownies]?"
"[Nom nom nom]."*
*(<http://nom-nom-nom.urbanup.com/2494494>)* *9 more results*

-define naomi

**Naomi**: This is a woman, you can trust, extremely smart. She will give you all of her heart IF you are lucky! A Naomi is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. She is spiritual in part due to her name being in the bible. You can go to her for great advice on just about anything....she can be honest to a fault. If you ask her opinion she will give it to you! They say Naomi women are [intuitive]. She has an inner and outer [sexiness] about her...and if you get a Naomi in her mid-to late [30's] and older...she will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how she learns and takes that with her--not afraid to try things. She gives as good as she gets [and then some]!

She is extremely loyal to all her friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest women you will ever meet will be a Naomi. If you can get one....KEEP HER!! She is the kind of girl you take to meet your parents--she is the [marrying kind].
*Naomi is a [fantastic] [kind of] [girl].*
*(<http://naomi.urbanup.com/7118385>)* *9 more results*

t!commands

```rb
`Standard Commands List`
```
Use `t!help [command]` to get more info on a specific command, for example: `t!help rank`

**1. Core - **`help` `invite` `leveledroles` `ping` `selfroles` `support`
**2. Social - **`dailies` `played` `profile` `rank` `reputation` `setinfo` `top`
**3. Fun - **`8ball` `cah` `cat` `catfacts` `choose` `coin` `cookie` `dice` `dog` `dogfacts` `fishy` `fortune` `numberfacts` `psychopass` `reverse` `rps` `slots` `tags` `tatsugotchi`
**4. Economy - **`credits` `points`
**5. Utilities - **`color` `converter` `crypto` `google` `image` `lotto` `math` `stocks` `strawpoll` `vote` `wiki` `youtube`
**6. Information - **`avatar` `botlist` `shared` `usage`
**8. Memes - **`beautiful` `hackerman`

```pl
# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
```

t!played

<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, you have not played any games

t!leveledroles

📋 | **Nyoki**, This guild has no leveled roles set.

t!setinfo

<:yes:390511463078428672> | **Nyoki**, your info box has been successfully **reset**!

-define the key

**the key**: A place where you live if you aren't tough enough to live in the [Gables], and run with those [scary ass] [Gables Centaurs].
*1. I can't [live in] the [Gables], I'm too afraid...I guess it's off to the [Key] for me.*
*(<http://the-key.urbanup.com/919473>)* *9 more results*

-define gatekeeper

**Gatekeeper**: 1) One who devalues other’s opinions on something by claiming they’re not [entitled] to the opinion because they’re not [qualified], the rightful decision-maker, a part of a particular group, etc.
2) One who denies parental rights by limiting the parent’s interactions or [decisions] with their own child.
*Maria told Jeff he wasn’t allowed to be in [Spanish Club] because he wasnt a native speaker.

The mother was a [gatekeeper] when she told her [ex husband] he was not allowed to take their child to Disney World because she didn’t want him driving that far with her child. “I am the mother and I make the decisions. You are not taking my child that far away from me,” she exclaimed.*
*(<http://gatekeeper.urbanup.com/13050648>)* *9 more results*

-define duel mechanisms

**duel**: When two males stand [face to face] and proceed to masturbate in the [direction] of each other. The person to be [ejaculated] on first loses the duel.
*I tried to [get off] quickly in the duel, but he [cummed] all over me before I [got off]. *
*(<http://duel.urbanup.com/2117861>)* *9 more results*

-define pinpointing

**pinpoint impression toy**: A interesting [contraption] that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in [the 25] cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other [convex] object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
*“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool [3D] impression of my [grandma]’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a [turnip]!”*
*(<http://pinpoint-impression-toy.urbanup.com/4266577>)* *1 more results*

-define troll

**troll**: One who posts a deliberately [provocative] message to a [newsgroup] or message board with the intention of causing maximum [disruption] and argument
**
*(<http://troll.urbanup.com/5096>)* *9 more results*

-define scared

**scared**: [The feeling] men get when they like their [girlfriend] [too much].
*Julie: [Duane], I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the [wine guy] because I'm scared of [getting hurt].*
*(<http://scared.urbanup.com/2290742>)* *9 more results*

-define worrisome

**worrisome**: <Adjective> To be [bothersome] or [otherwise] annoying or [obnoxious]
*1. That [bugaboo] is sooo worrisome!
2. She never [shuts] up. She is so worrisome.
3. That worrisome boy has [no manners]. He's always begging for stuff and being rude.
*
*(<http://worrisome.urbanup.com/2767040>)* *2 more results*

-define crying

**Crying**: Some people cry because they have so many emotions building up inside them that they've been holding on for too long.
People also cry when they're hurt.

[Dealing] with crying is simple, just give chocolate, or some kind of [comfort food], and [hugs].
*I was [crying] yesterday, [idk why] but I just feel [sad] today*
*(<http://crying.urbanup.com/8386770>)* *9 more results*

-define please stop

**please stop**: [Polite] way of asking someone to [cease] to [continue] what they're doing.
*[Please stop], I want to be [left] [alone].*
*(<http://please-stop.urbanup.com/8180319>)* *9 more results*

-define cease

**cease**: To [stop], to [end], to [finish].
*[Bad definitions] [never] cease to [amaze].*
*(<http://cease.urbanup.com/445828>)* *9 more results*

-define reason

**reason**: to [get together] and [exchange] ideas; a [conversation] between two cool souls.


*...[yeah man], we [gotta] reason [sometimes].*
*(<http://reason.urbanup.com/3212907>)* *9 more results*

-define Dexter

**Dexter**: A TV show on [Showtime] about a guy named Dexter. He's a [forensics] scientist by day, and a [serial murderer] by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
*[Tagline]: Dexter takes [life]. [Seriously].*
*(<http://dexter.urbanup.com/2074607>)* *9 more results*

-define the punisher

**the punisher**: the [badest] [mother fucker] ever. recently made into a movie, which [kicked] so much ass.
*Joe,Bob,Mike,[Lindsey], and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into [convulsions] because it was so [badass].*
*(<http://the-punisher.urbanup.com/636730>)* *9 more results*

-define creep

**creep**: A young, [studly] man with a particularly good butt (from excessive [stair] training). A particularly common [jargin] among young, female Dunkin Donuts employees.
*I thought that creep was going to stay there for [an hour].... *[sigh] of [longing]**
*(<http://creep.urbanup.com/12698203>)* *9 more results*

-define creeper

**creeper**: A clichéd term of infantile beginnings originally intended to characterize individuals, typically a male, whose uncertain behavior or [looming] mysterious presence would make regular folks [unsettled].Currently, the ubiquitous [puerile] terminology takes on multiple variant definitions, notably -
1- that deliberated by socially influential people to brand personalities they find inept or intolerable, if not simply unattractive; Regretfully, it's often used against those who don't wield the power their instigating counterparts do (e. g. [dweebs],dorks,etc)
2- that deliberated by the malevolent youth to [antagonize] older folks for the way they look or behave
An all-too-uncanny example would be where the older individual compliments or merely converses with the younger, which the younger quickly gets irritated over for none other than the fact that the older doesn't share his/her aesthetic qualities. A follow-up excuse to justify the [younger's] reaction might be that differences in age & life experiences would therefore make it"inappropriate"for the older to talk to the younger.
3-that deliberated by self-entitling hotheads to overlay on those they deem are giving them unsolicited advances
The contact, though, is likely to be innocently [unsexual] & [cordial] by nature
4- that deliberated by moral hotmouths to unfairly [fend off] adults acerbated as suspected pedophiles.More often then not, any "evidence"/"proof"present is barely more than trite frivolity as found in the previously items.
*To number 1 - "That freakin' creeper with the [f'ugly] chunky smile who sat in the corner with his palms centered on his crotch came up to me, and he kept trying to compliment me. These sick douchebags don't have a life!" =/

To number 2 - i hav a friend whose already a freshmen in hs And like omfg!!! we were visiting a hookup site for hot men (illegally!! hahahaha'zz), and this motherfuckin creeper keeps trying to talk to us! He was like a fat 40yo perv!!! we had to fuckin' block dat shitzz!!!!!!"

To number 3 - I never want to visit a nightclub again! I keep getting hit on by [creepers] who want nothing [but sex]! (I guess they can't resist my [glaring] beauty!)

To [number 4] - "Meh mums has warned me to stay away from [Osage] Park since its full of creepers: Their like normal adults, but they keep saying hi and smiling at kids and pre-teens and stuff. And they act too friendly ,almost to the point of being fake like the sick turds they are!! Let dem shitazz pedozzz fucking molest each other and [die in hell], but I'm not going to let them infect me."*
*(<http://creeper.urbanup.com/7040101>)* *9 more results*

-define sad

**Sad**: This word can be used in place where "[RIP]" is typically used. Used to express your [disappointment] or [sadness] towards what someone is saying to you in one word.
*Ex. 1:
"Hey, I have to cancel [tonight's] plans. I'm really sorry, we can go out [another time]?"
"Sad."

Ex. 2:
"Are there any cookies left?"
"No, [I ate them all]."
"Sad."

Ex. 3:
"What did you end up getting on that essay?"
"0"
"That's too bad"
"Yeah. Sad."*
*(<http://sad.urbanup.com/12641125>)* *9 more results*

-define not sad

**Sad but not sad**: When your [depressed] but [you don't want] people [to know].
*Person1 *Listens to sad music at night when no one is there*
Person1 *is [a social] [butterfly] when with people*
Person1 [I'm sad] but not sad*
*(<http://sad-but-not-sad.urbanup.com/11852716>)* *9 more results*

-define the feels

**the feels**: [the wave] of emotion that hits you like [a truck] and leaves you think [fuck man] why
*i just [saw] [Brittney] with her new [bf], shit gave me the feels*
*(<http://the-feels.urbanup.com/7166000>)* *9 more results*

-define down with the clown

**down with the clown**: when people mention this, it is a way for them to express to everyone around them that they follow the [ICP] (insane clown posse) and the [icp] family in order to feel like they belong to something. in reality most of the jugalos are fags and follow [a bullshit] life style which is why they are looked down upon by us normal and functional members of society.
*"I don't need to go to school or read them books, or even get a job cuz I'm down with [the clown]!"

[apropiate] respond should sound something like
"[go kill yourself], faggot"*
*(<http://down-with-the-clown.urbanup.com/3882291>)* *9 more results*

t!rank @blue terry crews

📝 | **Server rank card for blue terry crews**

📝 | **Server rank card for blue terry crews**

Yayayay

t!rank

t!rank @-Joe

📝 | **Server rank card for -Joe**

t!rank

📝 | **Server rank card for NickeL**

-define caked

**caked**: Highest [level] of [high].

*[when you're high] you're baked...[cakes] [get baked]
person:Man, im caked.*
*(<http://caked.urbanup.com/2861532>)* *9 more results*

-define caked up

**Caked Up**: With a guy / girl you like or [flirt] with . . [Cuddleing] with eachother or just super close [body] to body .
*[Who you] [tryna] be " [Caked up] " with at the movies ?*
*(<http://caked-up.urbanup.com/8183112>)* *9 more results*

-define cake up

**cake up**: To [stack] and [save] your [dollars]
*i'm [workin] two jobs. damnit [i'm tryin] [to cake] up!*
*(<http://cake-up.urbanup.com/1878302>)* *9 more results*

t!rank @jgb12

📝 | **Server rank card for jgb12**

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-define spyro

**Spyro**: A character from a brilliantly awesome video game. A diminutive four-legged dragon that has a [sidekick] named [Sparx]. All [bow down] to Spyro and Sparx! <3
*[Spyro the dragon] is [so cute] and [cool]!*
*(<http://spyro.urbanup.com/1405374>)* *9 more results*

-define ro

**Ro**: A completely unique girl - you'll never meet another one quite like her. She's that person who can make you laugh when you just want to [sulk], that person who you feel blissfully relaxed around and count [the days] until you can see her again, that person who you feel [incomplete] without.

A beautiful mix of good looks, intelligence, humour and kindness, which is more than any man deserves.
*'I [love you] Ro' - [Mi]*
*(<http://ro.urbanup.com/7855335>)* *9 more results*

-define voodoo

**voodoo**: (lit.) Haitian religion combining [Catholicism] and West African-influenced [animist] beliefs.

(colloq.) Any strange ritual or behavior, especially one meant to do harm to another person. See also [voodoo doll].

*[Darlene], angry that her hubby ran off with a waitress from a pachino [parlor], made a [voodoo doll] of him in a B-rate movie sort of revenge.*
*(<http://voodoo.urbanup.com/178476>)* *9 more results*

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
*(<http://cuck.urbanup.com/11884077>)* *9 more results*

**Grizzly**: [griz]·zly

An instance of [hustling] or grinding

[Laborious] (and oftentimes difficult) routine work which requires intense focus and emerges as a response to desperate financial situations
*"you [gotta] be [on your grizzly]"

-Ghostface [Killah]*
*(<http://grizzly.urbanup.com/6905531>)* *9 more results*

**Grizzly**: [griz]·zly

An instance of [hustling] or grinding

[Laborious] (and oftentimes difficult) routine work which requires intense focus and emerges as a response to desperate financial situations
*"you [gotta] be [on your grizzly]"

-Ghostface [Killah]*
*(<http://grizzly.urbanup.com/6905531>)* *9 more results*

-define terry crews

**Terry Crews**: Terry Crews, Terry Crewsed, [Terry Crewsing]:
Verb- Meaning to steal the show, to be the most memorable person even if they were only involved for a short time, to captivate an audience using [unbridled awesomeness].
This verb was created to describe Terry Crews' performance in [White Chicks].
*You'll kill at [the audition], just get in there and "Terry Crews" them.

Once again, [Dahlia] "Terry Crewsed" the shit out of that episode!

What a great actor, even though with a small supporting role, he ended up "[Terry Crewsing]"!*
*(<http://terry-crews.urbanup.com/7763813>)* *9 more results*

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-define schizoid

**schizoid**: Similar to a loner, but on a larger scale. They appear to be [detached] and [emotionless], but they are still people. They have little regard for social norms. For more information, see loner.

*note: Schizoids are NOT [schizophrenic]. The similarity in name is because they basically mean 'split from society' and 'split up mind' respectively.
*[Jack] is such a schizoid, I think he's some [robot] [or something].*
*(<http://schizoid.urbanup.com/1961656>)* *4 more results*

-define cumslut

**cumslut**: A cumslut is one who always has to get cum both inside her and on her... lots of it... all the time. And even when she is not in the [midst] of getting cum on her, she is thinking about the previous times or planning future times. It is an [obsession], but I think a healthy obsession for a [cumslut wife].
*[Gemma], from passionwithinmarriage.[blogspot].com, is a [cumslut wife].*
*(<http://cumslut.urbanup.com/4105664>)* *9 more results*

-define imposter

**Imposter**: When one takes [another's] name or [identity], and uses it to his or her advantage, or to the [victim's] disadvantage.
*Want to see an [imposter]? See "my" [definition] for "[hard-on]." >_>*
*(<http://imposter.urbanup.com/1710180>)* *9 more results*

-define scabies

**Scabies**: Scabies is a very [itchy] skin condition caused by tiny [mites] that [burrow] into your skin.
*I have [scabies], and I had severe [itching] last night, because of it. Damn [mites].*
*(<http://scabies.urbanup.com/3025546>)* *9 more results*

-define scaby

**Scabies**: Scabies is a very [itchy] skin condition caused by tiny [mites] that [burrow] into your skin.
*I have [scabies], and I had severe [itching] last night, because of it. Damn [mites].*
*(<http://scabies.urbanup.com/3025546>)* *9 more results*

@BigBoognish definitely has scabies

-define mites

**mites**: a mouth [bacteria] that is introduced by [sucking] the penis of someone who has had sex with a [dead body].
*tom is a [necrophiliac] and [tiffany] [sucked] his cock, now she has mites*
*(<http://mites.urbanup.com/353009>)* *9 more results*

DEFINE SCABIES

**Identiti**: A [British] based [bicycle] company who specialize in [dirt jumping] bikes.
*[Man this] Identiti is the tittings, I just pulled a [backflip] 1 [footer] x-up!*
*(<http://identiti.urbanup.com/3302127>)* *9 more results*

-define scabies

**Scabies**: Scabies is a very [itchy] skin condition caused by tiny [mites] that [burrow] into your skin.
*I have [scabies], and I had severe [itching] last night, because of it. Damn [mites].*
*(<http://scabies.urbanup.com/3025546>)* *9 more results*

-define raspy

**Raspy**: One of Jadakiss' [names]. Referring to his [somewhat] [scratchy] voice.
*They [call me] Raspy
[Tell you what] [I want you] to know
Fuck what you ask me
You probably don't want me to blow*
*(<http://raspy.urbanup.com/1406952>)* *9 more results*

-define minto

**Minto**: A [surname] given to the most attractive [species] of male. These males are usually super smart, extremely funny and good at sports and other [activities].
*Girl 1. Look at that guy on [the football] [field] with the huge muscles and great general [athleticism].

Girl 2. Yeah. He must be a Minto*
*(<http://minto.urbanup.com/2858025>)* *9 more results*

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**Nig nog**: What [black people] drink at [christmas], instead of [egg nog]
*[Pass] the [nig nog] [ya] nig nog*
*(<http://nig-nog.urbanup.com/947639>)* *9 more results*

-definte niglet

**Mako**: Someone who is really pretty, funny, smart, and loves anime. Makos tend to smile frequently and when they [blush], you cannot help but smile back. Makos are somewhat quiet at first, but when you meet them, you'll never want to [stop talking] to them. If you ever meet a Mako, you're [bound] to fall in love with her and everything about her.
*Wow, [look at that] girl [over there]! She's so [sweet]...she's probably a Mako ^^.*
*(<http://mako.urbanup.com/7009235>)* *9 more results*

-define melak

**Melak**: The [nicest] and [thoughtful] person in the world which is dating [the cutest person in the world]
*[Everyone] [loves] Melak.*
*(<http://melak.urbanup.com/10812961>)* *3 more results*

-define fucko

**Fucko**: A jackass, [dumbshit] sort of person, who although [tries to be] smart about things ends up with their [head up] their ass.
*In Goodfellas [DeNiro's] character (Jimmy) refers to a couple of feds sleeping in their car as [Fucko's]. As he taps on the glass to wake them (they have been tailing him) he says: "c'mon [fucko's] lets go for a ride."*
*(<http://fucko.urbanup.com/410247>)* *9 more results*

-define wacky

**wacky**: A word that means 'crazy', as in [weird], [different] from others, [silly] or funny.

*1. [You are] so wacky!
2. Have you [heard] of that wacky [website]?*
*(<http://wacky.urbanup.com/1835200>)* *9 more results*

**Blue**: The feeling when u [wake up] at 7 in the morning and [remembering] it's a [monday].
*"i [got] the [monday blues]"*
*(<http://blue.urbanup.com/286618>)* *9 more results*

-define fucky

**fucky**: An adjective for something that isn't [functioning] [properly], [or something] that is not quite right.
*Bloody [antenna]. My reception is all fucky.

Your [Christmas tree] is all bent and [irregular]. It's fucky.*
*(<http://fucky.urbanup.com/805853>)* *9 more results*

-define chiggers

**chiggers**: a mite that u can get from being in [tall grass] and shit like that...they itch and they [sck] [major asshole]...they look gross
*[dude]...[haha] i got chiggers from [castro]*
*(<http://chiggers.urbanup.com/2557253>)* *9 more results*

**wigger**: A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American [Hip Hop culture] and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an [econobox] modified with at least twice [the car's] book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also [mandated] to have at least 19" chrome [alloy] wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to [adorn] gold [jewlery] (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said [shorty's] credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
*Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

[Typical Suburban White Girl]: "Didn't you get that [Do-rag] at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. [you know how we do]!"*
*(<http://wigger.urbanup.com/439600>)* *9 more results*

-define jigging

**Jigging**: A style of dancing originating in [Louisiana] where the dancer vigorously shakes there arms and [wiggles] there knees at the same time. It is a weird combination of legs movements, arms movements, jumps and head movements. Easily One Of The Most Creative Dances Seen. TOO BAD NOT MANY PEOPLE OUT OF [LOUISIANA] KNOWS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE [JIGGING] TO THE WORLD.
*[Dancer] #1: Let's Start Jigging.
Dancer #2: [CUT UP]!!!!!!!!!*
*(<http://jigging.urbanup.com/9449569>)* *9 more results*

**Mako**: Someone who is really pretty, funny, smart, and loves anime. Makos tend to smile frequently and when they [blush], you cannot help but smile back. Makos are somewhat quiet at first, but when you meet them, you'll never want to [stop talking] to them. If you ever meet a Mako, you're [bound] to fall in love with her and everything about her.
*Wow, [look at that] girl [over there]! She's so [sweet]...she's probably a Mako ^^.*
*(<http://mako.urbanup.com/7009235>)* *9 more results*

-define titin

**Titin**: Titin is a protein that in humans is [encoded] by the [TTN] gene. Titin is a giant protein that functions as a molecular spring which is responsible for the passive elasticity of muscle.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has [189],819 letters in total.
*Teacher: Class, spell Titin.
Student: You mean that 5 letter word?
Teacher: No the [full name]!
Student: But that's [189],819 letters long!
Teacher: STFU and do it, get it wrong and get an hour detention for the rest of your [school days] here!*
*(<http://titin.urbanup.com/6997006>)* *4 more results*

-define malko

**malko**: To define someone who is mal-co-ordinated or has trouble performing [basic] [motor skills]. General term describing a person who is having [difficulty] doing something really simple.
*'Oi [Malko], you throw like a girl'

'You've [missed] [your mouth], and have beer all down your front, you massive Malko!'*
*(<http://malko.urbanup.com/3854299>)*

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||~~*Chiggers pull the triggers*~~||

CHIGGERS PULL THE TRIGGERS

@jgb12
u lame

why im lame

-define come at me bro

**COME AT ME BRO**: A phrase popularized by [Ronnie] from [MTV's] latest [train wreck] of a reality show, Jersey Shore.
*Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: [Come at me bro]!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you [come at me bro]. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: [COME AT ME BRO], NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on [the boardwalk])*
*(<http://come-at-me-bro.urbanup.com/4679905>)* *9 more results*

-define fuck u

**FUCK U**: fuck you

comeback:Fuck [urself] its [cheaper]
2nd comback if [somone] say combac 1 to u: I prefer the expensive way
**
*(<http://fuck-u.urbanup.com/148953>)* *9 more results*

**cum sock**: an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to [shoot hot cum] into when [jacking off]. the sock is placed over the [hard dick] and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
*I gave [my boyfriend] a cum sock to wear [on his dick] while I watch him [jack off]. *
*(<http://cum-sock.urbanup.com/2503643>)* *9 more results*

-define gnome

**Gnome**: [Keemstar]
*[Keemstar] looks like a [homosexual] [garden gnome].*
*(<http://gnome.urbanup.com/10246585>)* *9 more results*

-definte jewlord

-define jewlord

**Jewlord**: When your [landlord] is Jewish and is extra [pushy] about getting his [rent] money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.
*Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the [bowls] and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on [the carpet] or he will try [to Jew] us for the price of a new carpet.*
*(<http://jewlord.urbanup.com/2489775>)* *1 more results*

**Terry Crews**: Terry Crews, Terry Crewsed, [Terry Crewsing]:
Verb- Meaning to steal the show, to be the most memorable person even if they were only involved for a short time, to captivate an audience using [unbridled awesomeness].
This verb was created to describe Terry Crews' performance in [White Chicks].
*You'll kill at [the audition], just get in there and "Terry Crews" them.

Once again, [Dahlia] "Terry Crewsed" the shit out of that episode!

What a great actor, even though with a small supporting role, he ended up "[Terry Crewsing]"!*
*(<http://terry-crews.urbanup.com/7763813>)* *9 more results*

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
*(<http://define.urbanup.com/10599804>)* *9 more results*

**Urban Dictionary**: A [site] where it's a [challenge] to find one [subject] where no one talks about sex.
*Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young [piece of ass] that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a [girl's ass] and pouring [shampoo] down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.*
*(<http://urban-dictionary.urbanup.com/4816710>)* *9 more results*

**Joe**: The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. [Dont ever] break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for [play fighting]. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. [Hard to read] his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
*"You think [your in] love?"
"[Ya] I [caught] Joe"*
*(<http://joe.urbanup.com/4660104>)* *9 more results*

-define post nose

**nosed**: getting drunk, [the new] word for [sauced], or [wasted]
*yoooo [lets] get nosed!*
*(<http://nosed.urbanup.com/5949019>)* *9 more results*

:money_mouth: @blue terry crews sent @Nyoki **1 DGB** (≈ $0.01).
*DigiByte is not the default currency of this server.*

-define bribe

**Bribe**: Anything given or [serving] to [persuade] or [induce].
*Corporations are [shelling] out huge [bribes] to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a [bribe] by any other name is still a bribe.*
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-define tip off

**tip-off**: [A tip] off is a [handy] [piece] of information given by one to another. Tip-offs have been used in history (see the examples).
*Regular tip-off;
"Look out Bill, he's a Queer."

Historical tip-off;
"Look, here, Hitler has said [Peace in] [our time]!"
"Nah, bollocks [nev], he's a Queer."*
*(<http://tip-off.urbanup.com/2105955>)* *9 more results*

Nobody accused you. But buy way of your own admissions that’s now a questionable assertion @blue terry crews

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-define nano

**nano**: An [exclamation] used in response to an absurdly [nerdy] comment or action.

Taken from the [latin] "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".
*Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna [wardrive] to the LAN, it's gonna be [stuponfucious]"

Eric: [NANO] [nano], beep beep, dual-monitors!*
*(<http://nano.urbanup.com/861631>)* *9 more results*

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-define vitality

**vitality**: A word that describes one's growth, build up of energy, or in [sexual reference], build up of [white cream] in your [hot shaft].
*[Guy]: [What are you doing]?
Girl: I'm [feeling] your vitality.
Guy: =)*
*(<http://vitality.urbanup.com/1719341>)* *9 more results*

-define transportation

**transportation**: [Cuban] slang for a [cheap] [car].
*Get a [Ferrari]?! I can [barely] afford this transportation!*
*(<http://transportation.urbanup.com/3789356>)* *9 more results*

**qpwoeiruty**: If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing [qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm] and even [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] and wanted to see if you could [beat the system].
*1) Over-worked [Mailman]: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!

2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty [typed in]? What happens if I hit enter?

3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!*
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-define voltage

**voltage**: The measurement of energy per charge in [electrons]. Named after the physicist and chemist [Alessandro] [Volta].
*This [battery] has a voltage of [9 volts].*
*(<http://voltage.urbanup.com/12173970>)* *9 more results*

<#550157829231869952> @blue terry crews

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